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r/LawAndDisorder
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A subreddit for annoying people who take court cases way too seriously
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u/corgardeTruther Dec. 29 2016
Prosecutor charged with murder of defense attorney… 15 years after it happened
Prosecutor Manfred von Karma, who’d held a perfect win record for 40 years, was just charged with the murder of his mentee Miles Edgeworth’s father, Gregory Edgeworth.
When and how the killing took place and the whole trial read like a fever dream (link)
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u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
Is that a fucking parrot on the witness stand in the article thumbnail?
u/Fake_Testimony_22
lol i thought i was tripping
u/corgardeTruther OP
Have you read the entire thing? The parrot turned out to be useless and they solved the crime by hoovering a metal detector over that von Karma guy’s shoulder. A bullet missing from the crime scene 15 years ago was there. Wtf???
u/useriwantedwastaken
The fuck is the defendant wearing lmao. He looks like a Victorian homosexual who’s just been diagnosed with the plague.
u/uncoolgirl94
You point that out and not the defense attorney’s hair? Dude looks like Sonic the Hedgehog on crack
u/HystericalHistorian
The plague happened way before the Victorian era you fool.
u/idkdontask
No kidding somebody should guillotine his stylist
u/bored_borginian
he dresses like his closet got mad at him before the trial and only let him grab the shittiest pieces of clothing to wear
u/MysticMagisteel
guys it’s not nice to make fun of somebody’s appearance :(
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u/d4mning3vidence Sep. 9 2017
Defense attorney Phoenix Wright goes to court with amnesia, wins trial
article
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u/uncoolgirl94
“It wasn’t until Wright implied that Mr. Wellington loved large bananas-” what the fuck am I reading?
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
That made me do a double take too hahaha
u/thedarkage
that’s some gay shit right there
u/bored_borginian
so Wellington was charged with murder (naturally) but they didn’t add years to his sentence for another attempted murder? you know, hitting a lawyer in the head with a fire extinguisher? make it make sense
u/HereComesJustice
I want to be like Phoenix Wright when I’m older!!
u/itsacoldcasebaby
You want to get hit with a fire extinguisher and have to defend a woman while you’re amnesiac when you’re older? Weird goals but ok, good luck to you lol
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u/corgardeTruther Mar. 23 2018
So everything they said about Matt was true…
In case you guys haven’t seen it yet, actor Matt Engarde has been charged with the murder of Juan Corrida. I really can’t believe this is happening… Apparently he had a poor girl kidnapped too?!! this is way too much I’ve been shaking all day…
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u/idkdontask
r/usernamechecksout unfortunately :( at least you’ve accepted it OP unless some of his fans who are still in denial and supporting him
u/d4mning3vidence
This is insane. I didn't see this coming at all, mostly because Phoenix Wright was his lawyer so I thought there’d be some insane twist or something, idk the whole situation is just crazy
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u/corgardeTruther Mar. 25 2018
Everything we know about the Matt Engarde v State trial, and what happened before and after
- On Engarde and Corrida’s friendship behind the cameras (link link 2 link 3)
- Who is Adrian Andrews? (link 4 link 5)
- Matt Engarde: unmasked (link 6 link 7 link 8)
- Who are the deKiller’s? (link 9)
- Court transcripts (PDF)
- Some articles about the outcome of the trial I’ve compiled (also on PDF)
- Interview with Engarde’s attorney, Phoenix Wright
- Interview with Maya Fey, one of Engarde’s victim
- Interview with Miles Edgeworth, “The Demon Prosecutor”
- Interview with Engarde’s former manager, Adrian Andrews
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u/idkdontask
doing the lord’s work tyy
u/Fake_Testimony_22
why are those red and blue attorneys always at the scene of the damn crime lmfao
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
How do you feel about your username now OP?
u/corgardeTruther OP
…don’t even get me started. and the worst part is that I was defending Matt left and right and saying he could never. oh well… I think I’m gonna make a new acc
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u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney Feb. 10 2019
Lawyer falls off burning bridge amidst spirit channeling family scandal
Phoenix Wright has done it again everybody
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u/bored_borginian
never a dull day in this subreddit. my username doesn’t reflect reality
u/uncoolgirl94
Starting a conspiracy theory that Phoenix Wright is immortal
u/d4mning3vidence
That’s not a conspiracy, it’s a fact
u/itsacoldcasebaby
I love how this article confirms spirit channeling is real at some point and then it’s never mentioned again
u/idkdontask
There’s so much going on and so much ground to cover in the article, I bet the journalist was like “I don’t know, this doesn’t seem like a big deal, gonna skip right past all that. Anyway, now onto the important matters: is prosecutor Godot single?”
u/thedarkage
“Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth, who booked a private jet from Europe upon finding out Wright was at the hospital, agreed to take over the case until the latter recovered” somebody needs to write fanfiction about these two
u/Fake_Testimony_22
Thought I was the only one shipping them
u/bored_borginian
RIGHTTT?
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u/bored_borginian Feb. 11 2019
Phoenix Wright x Miles Edgeworth fanfiction recs?
there are 3 so far on AO3 but one of them is mine and I suspect the other 2 were written by members of this sub
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u/HystericalHistorian
Of course, here: The Holy Bible (.PDF)
u/Fake_Testimony_22
yeah the first one’s mine, no idea who wrote the one that’s left though and I have no other recs because we’re the only ones on this ship apparently
u/bored_borginian OP
hell yeah you keep writing. i’m drafting a harry potter crossover rn, gonna get this shit mainstream one way or another
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u/useriwantedwastaken Mar. 17 2019
International smuggling ring mystery unraveled as Allebahstian Ambassador is arrested for several crimes
(link 1) (link 2)
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u/idkdontask
Wow Miles Edgeworth is rlly good he should be a detective or something
u/ItsWinningTime
He’s not that good :/
u/itsacoldcasebaby
See, I knew Quercus Alba was suspicious of something. He looks like the corpse of somebody who tried to climb Mount Everest without an oxygen tank
u/HystericalHistorian
This comparison is fucking me up.
u/useriwantedwastaken OP
LMFAOOOO
u/d4mning3vidence
Way too many people are brushing past the Yatagarasu case being solved, I personally think it’s a big deal.
u/74thDigitOfPi
Right?! My dad knew the victim, he’s been emotional all day he even called the entire family to tell us it had been solved
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u/corgardeTruther Apr. 5 2019
Streets are saying Miles Edgeworth is no longer prosecuting…
I wonder if it’s true?
EDIT 3 days later: he’s prosecuting a case rn so I guess this was fake news
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u/idkdontask
… still posting under that username OP?
u/corgardeTruther OP
I have 90K karma on this acc I’m having such a hard time getting rid of it D’:
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u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney Apr. 9 2019
Prosecutor Excelsius Winner facing several charges
article
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u/uncoolgirl94
No father who loves his son would name him Eustace, of course that man is evil
u/itsacoldcasebaby
He tried to abort him way too late by kidnapping him and taking him out but failed
u/HystericalHistorian
Is anybody else in this comment section or is it just me and those two nutcases above me?
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u/klavdarDefender Apr. 19 2020
PHOENIX WRIGHT DISBARRED???
Today Phoenix Wright allegedly presented forged evidence in court and they took his badge and forbade him from practising (link). The junior Prosecutor, Klavier Gavin, pointed it out to the Judge after a message had been sent that same morning to the Prosecutor’s Office warning them about the forgery. I wonder who sent it?
Btw kinda off topic but little (fun?) fact: Gavin is also the vocalist of the new band The Gavinners besides working as a prosecutor! In fact, the other members are also lawyers or detectives (and their music is amazing if you ask me… <3)
ALSO! This is the user formerly known as u/corgardeTruther but obviously I no longer want to associate myself with Matt Engarde so allow me to introduce myself again to you guys. This is u/klavdarDefender here to gossip and fangirl ;)
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u/idkdontask
yooo welcome back soldier. I also like The Gavinners!! Klavdar… Klavier Gavin x Daryan Crescend? hmm you know what I can get behind that ;)
& wtf Wright being disbarred for forging evidence is crazy, if somebody had to follow Manfred von Karma’s steps I’d expect it to be his daughter or Miles Edgeworth not him
u/uncoolgirl94
This I didn’t see coming at all. Doesn’t it all seem very suspicious? I mean, who sent the warning to the prosecutors, shouldn’t they investigate that in depth? Something doesn’t seem right. I’m not going to defend Wright to death because I don’t know him personally, I’m just saying maybe we don’t have all the facts?
u/d4mning3vidence
idk… Maybe this is why he wins every case he’s in. Remember M. von Karma also had a perfect record and look at everything they dug up about him
u/Fake_Testimony_22
It’s definitely weird
u/bored_borginian
and why would wright do all that anyway? he’s won a lot of difficult cases without using any tricks, he had no need to forge evidence, it’s just odd
u/Im_A_Stepladder
plot twist: the one who sent the warning was Manfred von Karma’s ghost (I think he was executed not so long ago right?). or maybe it was Matt Engarde from prison xd
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u/uncoolgirl94 Oct. 8 2020
GYAXA roboticist murdered by prosecutor Simon Blackquill
Yesterday he was convicted and scheduled to receive the death penalty in 7 years (article) (court transcripts)
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u/74thDigitOfPi
No fucking way!! :o I visited Cosmos Space Center just last week with my class and met Dr. Cykes and her killer’s sister, they were working together on some cute robots who could talk and guide visitors through the premises. RIP to her, she was so nice :(
u/uncoolgirl94 OP
Damn… I wonder how Dr. Blackquill feels about her brother murdering her coworker in cold blood. And leaving behind an orphaned girl!! I wouldn’t know what to do I hope she’s getting help or something. RIP Dr. Metis Cykes
u/klavdarDefender
Poor woman… I hope her daughter can heal and move on with her life somehow… I wish that murderer’s death date would come faster :’(
u/bored_borginian
what a monster i genuinely hope he shits his pants every day for the rest of his miserable life
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u/GirlFromKhurain MOD Jan. 11, 2022
Khura’in and its broken judicial system that condemns defense attorneys
Many of you have MD’d me over the years inquiring about my country’s judicial system after I posted some worrying news articles regarding cases that not many people outside Khura’in are aware of.
Well, a few days ago, after 5 years of studying abroad, I finally finished my thesis: “Khura’in and its broken judicial system that condemns defense attorneys”.
I thought some people in this sub might be interested, so I translated it to English with the help of a colleague and you can read it HERE. My name and other identifying information are blacked out for safety reasons.
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u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
What an interesting read OP. I’m truly sorry that’s happening in your home country. Is there any way an outsider could help?
u/GirlFromKhurain MOD OP
Thank you! No there isn’t an official way to help sadly, but you’d do us a favor if you spread the truth about what’s happening, online or otherwise
u/bored_borginian
shared this with some twitter mutuals. there’s a lot of corruption in my country’s past (and present too), we have to help each other :)
u/GirlFromKhurain MOD OP
Thank you so much, you are right
u/Im_A_Stepladder
fascinating read, great thesis op & thanks for sharing what’s happening in Khura’in with the world
u/d4mning3vidence
Really sorry that’s happening in your country, it’s honestly unreal, I'm just so sorry. stay strong internet stranger <3
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u/klavdarDefender Nov. 24, 2023
What’s your opinion on Klavier Gavin as a prosecutor?
Klavier Gavin, who moonlights as (jk) the lead singer of The Gavinners, has prosecuted several cases over the years atp and most of them quite successfully if I may add.
What do you think of his work as a prosecutor? (links to some trial transcripts and vids 1 2 3 4) imho, his entire persona and demeanor completely changes when he prosecutes and it's crazy to see, in a good way. He’s really competent (and also funny, see 2nd link lmao).
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u/FranticForensics
whooooo caaaaresssss about him??? jfc give us a break stop spamming the sub
u/klavdarDefender OP
I care about him as a matter of fact, and I’m not the only one judging by the size and influence of his fanbase, so if you hate to see it keep scrolling and spare the useless comments. And I’m far from a spammer, I’ve only posted here a couple times these past few months. Maybe stop being so bitter and get a life? Go touch grass, perhaps? Hope this helps!
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u/klavdarDefender Apr. 18, 2026
HEAR YE HEAR YE!!
PHOENIX WRIGHT IS BACK! Only this time he’ll be standing behind the defendant’s bench
Apparently he killed some magician called Zak Gramarye...
How’s that to revive an almost dead sub lmao. Let the gossip begin…
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u/idkdontask
GIRL I just saw you post nsfw klavdar art like minutes before this and now you’re the reason I’m finding out Wright might be going to prison?? not even the people breaking news using that destiel meme on tumblr have ever been this fast AJSHAHSHS
u/klavdarDefender OP
LMAOO SORRY
u/useriwantedwastaken
This is also how I’m finding out hahaha
u/uncoolgirl94
*banging pots and pans* WAKE UP R/LAWANDDISORDER WAKE UP!! wym Phoenix Wright has been accused of murder?? *sips tea* I’ll be on this comment section for a while. Praying my boss doesn’t catch me scrolling reddit at work.
u/klavdarDefender OP
WE ARE SO BACKKKK
u/itsacoldcasebaby
This is like a 10 year reunion of this subreddit’s veterans. Nice to see y’all how’s everyone doing? I got married last month and just bought a house haha
u/klavdarDefender OP
Congrats! make sure to tell your spouse about the return of Phoenix Wright!! :)
u/uncoolgirl94
OMG congratulations! It’s my first wedding anniversary next week hahah, we’re getting old. My back hurts…
u/Fake_Testimony_22
Heyyyy congratsss the only update I have is that I recently became unemployed and four different family members either got really sick and/or passed away all in the span of like 6 months. I had the worst mental health episode of my 29 years of life just last week. so anyway yeah I’d better sit this one out-
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
I’m not doing as good. Let’s just leave it at that lol
u/useriwantedwastaken
I just passed the bar!!! :D
u/bored_borginian
congrats! here's a list containing everything of importance that’s happened to me these past 10 years: I got like a dozen tattoos, adopted three cats, came out to my parents and my grandpa died the following day so they claimed it was my fault, caught my partner of 4 years cheating with their second cousin & got kicked out of the apartment i was renting bc my landlord refused to do anything about a pretty bad cockroach infestation and i got drunk one day and sent him a 6 minutes voice message cussing out his entire bloodline :)
u/thedarkage
I logged in my old acc to comment here after somebody crossposted this to another sub I’m in. And I can only say: what the actual fuck
u/d4mning3vidence
SAME.
u/HystericalHistorial
Did you just call the Troupe Gramarye… ‘some magicians’? SMH
u/noodlelover69
wait i’m new here who’s phoenix wright??
u/klavdarDefender OP
… Maybe I should make a Phoenix Wright masterpost and ask the mods to pin it
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u/InjusticeForAll MOD Apr. 19 2026
PHOENIX WRIGHT LORE MASTERPOST
*Most of these links have been compiled by u/klavdarDefender, and this post will be pinned for newcomers and veterans alike to check out*
- Beginnings: Fey & Co. Law Offices
- The murder of Mia Fey and the creation of Wright & Co. Law Offices
- Will Powers v State
- The “large bananas” incident (or: what to do if you’re a defense attorney and you suddenly get amnesia right before the trial starts)
- How to solve a 15 year old murder mystery: following Phoenix Wright’s steps
- My circus, my monkeys: the Berry Big Circus scandal
- Everything we know about the Matt Engarde v State trial, and what happened before and after thread by u/klavdarDefender (on old account)
- Mask☆DeMasque unmasked
- Bisexual allegations
- Is Phoenix Wright immortal? (discussion post)
- Phoenix… Wrong? All about the disbarment of Phoenix Wright
Plus, some articles about him that are worth mentioning:
- The “Turnabout Terror”
- Do it the Wright Way: how a defense attorney unraveled the corruption within our judicial system
- Do phoenixes truly rise from the ashes?
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u/Fake_Testimony_22 Apr. 20 2026
Phoenix Wright declared NOT GUILTY. The lawyer who got him that verdict? A novice working at Gavin Law Offices… a firm run by Klavier Gavin’s older brother, who is A MURDERER?!
WOW. What??! I honest to god can’t believe what I’m reading. Hold on.
“Phoenix Wright, formerly known as the Turnabout Terror, walks free thanks to novice defense attorney Apollo Justice. [...] During the trial, it was unveiled that the man who killed famous magician Zak Gramarye was none other than prosecutor and musician Klavier Gavin’s brother, Kristoph Gavin. [...]
Wright was promptly cleared of all charges while Kristoph was immediately put behind bars. Klavier Gavin has refused to make a public statement, and fans of The Gavinners have mixed feelings about both the outcome of the trial and their favorite music star.”
link to article
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u/bored_borginian
well fuck me in the ass with the large hadron collider (LHC) over at CERN and punch my nana in the face, what on eart is going on the plot is certainly thickening
u/Fake_Testimony_22 OP
Do I really have to do all that?
u/klavdarDefender
What is happening. Like in general.
u/d4mning3vidence
Kristoph looks like the gay version of Klavier. I’m aware of the gravity of the situation I just don’t know what else to say
u/idkdontask
Klavier is already the gay version of Klavier (stream My BF Is The Prosecution’s Witness for clear skin)
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
We’ve seen our fair share of corrupt prosecutors, it’s nice to see a corrupt defense attorney for once. What was that tiktok trend from last year? #DefenseAttorneysInProsecutorFields
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u/noodlelover69 Jun. 18, 2026
what do we think about the entire Klavier Gavin ordeal?
Gavins law offices dissolved for good this past may & apparently Phoenix Wright has taken Apollo Justice under his wing; those are the only real news we’ve had since the trial where Kristoph Gavin was declared guilty.
Klavier Gavin hasn’t really said anything about his brother’s sentence, but the Gavinners are going forward with their tour which starts next friday & Klavier himself keeps practising as a prosecutor. what’s everyone’s opinion on this?
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u/klavdarDefender
My opinion is that everyone should leave Klav alone and let him move on. The media and many fans alike keep pestering him and even stalking him irl, and calling him heartless for moving on with his life “even though his brother is a murderer” LIKE THAT’S HIS FAULT??? HE LITERALLY SIDED WITH THE DEFENSE IN THE END AND WAS OBVIOUSLY DEVASTATED ABOUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED!! HE’S PROBABLY TRAUMATIZED AS FUCK AND PEOPLE ARE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE
u/idkdontask
This. I feel awful for him he’s only 24 and already dealing with all this BS in his life, I’m two years older than him and I wouldn’t know what to do tbh and there’s no way I could handle the way some of his so-called-fans are talking about him. The press being disgusting is a given unfortunately but some ppl on socials are VILE. Have you seen the things @luvluvguilty has posted?? I-N-S-A-N-E.
u/noodlelover69 OP
no i agree with u don’t get me wrong; just summarizing the discourse happening rn. imo, him keeping himself occupied with his band, the tour & whatnot is clearly him coping with the trauma of his brother being a horrible person & all of it happening in front of such a big audience that scrutinizes everything he says or does. i don’t listen to the gavinners that much but i feel so sad for Klav, poor guy :(
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u/Im_A_Stepladder Jul. 7, 2026
Somebody lowkey got killed at The Gavinners concert
oomf is there and they told them to exit the venue before the show was over and people were saying it was because there had been a murder. take this with a grain of salt though, afaik there haven’t been any official statements or anything, but like damn that Klavier guy can’t catch a damn break if true
UPDATE: it’s been 20 minutes and it’s in the news everywhere now, somebody did in fact get killed at that concert and they’re trying to figure out who it was wtf
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u/bored_borginian
fym “lowkey”??
u/klavdarDefender
my hair is falling out because of the stress WHAT THE HELL has been going on these past few months I’m gonna go bald
u/uncoolgirl94
Whaaaaat!! Was it a fan who got killed?
u/Im_A_Stepladder OP
nope Lamiroir’s manager apparently and it was backstage it seems, very fishy
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u/itsacoldcasebaby Jul. 10, 2026
DARYAN CRESCEND GUILTY OF THE MURDER OF LAMIROIR’S MANAGER?
Daryan Crescend, prosecutor Klavier Gavin’s bandmate, has been sentenced for the murder of Romein LeTouse (article) (article2)
I… am at a loss for words
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u/bored_borginian
HELLO??? the fuck. u/klavdarDefender
u/klavdarDefender
… I think I’m gonna go check myself into a psychiatric facility
u/idkdontask
you’ve got to be fucking kidding me
u/Fake_Testimony_22
Can someone like, check on that klavdar person who’s always posting on here?
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
She already commented, I don’t think she’s taking it well
u/Im_A_Stepladder
whoever’s praying on Klavier Gavin’s downfall can chill out, that’s about enough damnnn
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u/WillTimeTravelYesterday MOD Jul. 24 2026
New account + MOD announcement
Hey everyone! This is the user formerly known as u/klavdarDefender, who has learned from her mistakes and will NEVER EVER make an acc with a pop culture-related username again.
Anyway, over 50K users have joined this subreddit in only 3 or so months and the mod team keeps receiving like dozens of post submissions every day, and because they were only 2 people (shout out to u/InjusticeForAll and u/GirlFromKhurain for keeping this sub afloat for over a decade now) they reached out to me and asked if I’d be willing to join them and help them a little, since I’ve been in here since idk forever I think. So yeah!
These past weeks have been so stressful but I’m excited!
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u/idkdontask
You’ve been quick this time HAHAHA, good new username, I guess time travel will never get cancelled. And I must confess I’ve always liked klapollo better than klavdar anyway hehehe
I think I can speak for everyone when I say we love to have you as a moderator. and yeah this subreddit’s been growing so fast, it’s exciting!
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u/Fake_Testimony_22 Oct. 10, 2026
Kristoph Gavin killed someone else bro.
And it was none other than Drew Misham… I loved his art. God this is just wild.
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u/WillTimeTravelYesterday MOD
… yeah sure whatever.
u/coolgirl94
LOL
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
She’s given up completely lmfaoo
u/Im_A_Stepladder
guys be honest though
smash or pass Kristoph Gavin. like imagine ur a prisoner what would u do
u/thedarkage
Close this subreddit bruh…
u/Fake_Testimony_22 OP
pass, I’m not a man so he probably would not want me
u/noodlelover69
smash
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
3way with Matt Engarde on the electric chair (but it has to be on)
u/HystericalHistorian
R.I.P Mr. Misham.
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u/TheRealHerlockSholmes Apr. 20 2027
Question: why are they letting a criminal prosecute?
I just saw pics of a trial that took place yesterday and the prosecutor was handcuffed so I got curious and searched him up, turns out his name is Simon Blackquill and he brutally killed a woman in 2020 so my question is why is he practising and why the fuck does he have a whole hawk with him
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u/d4mning3vidence
Yeah I… have no idea how to answer that one. Why is he practising and why is a hawk with him, indeed.
u/itsacoldcasebaby
The hawk thing might be due to a program that was introduced in prisons last decade (worldwide I believe, or at least several countries have it) in which they allow inmates to take care of different animals because they believe caring for another living being helps rehabilitate and “soften” the prisoners, although I’m unsure how true that is…
u/bored_borginian
idk u/TheRealHerlockSholmes, you tell me, if you’re really him, smartest detective in history (now for real i have no idea why but i stopped asking myself those questions long ago. the justice system is a shitshow)
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u/useriwantedwastaken Oct. 26, 2027
Did anyone else study at Themis?
Aristotle Means has just been found guilty of the murder of Constance Courte. I’ve been grieving all day, she was one of my teachers and a wonderful person
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u/d4mning3vidence
I did, class of 2018. I’m also devastated. Mind me asking when you graduated? I’d like to see some “familiar faces” at her funeral when it takes place, I never got along with any of my classmates (plus I’d be surprised to see them there, anyway. They were… a handful).
u/useriwantedwastaken OP
Class of 2016 here! We might have crossed paths when I was a junior or senior, who knows! I’ll gladly attend Ms. Courte’s funeral with you, I’ve PM’d you :)
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u/74thDigitOfPi Dec. 16, 2027
They bombed the courtroom during the trial I was sketching AMA
I’m a courtroom artist and I was sketching as usual, the trial was nothing out of the ordinary and everything seemed normal and quiet enough. Imagine my surprise when a fucking bomb goes off?? Suddenly I could only see smoke and my ears were ringing. The courtroom started falling apart and many people were severely injured, some are even saying that a person passed away which I hope is only a rumor. Luckily I got out with just a few scratches but I’m shaking omg
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u/bored_borginian
yeah I will ask something actually: is law (or anything related to being in a courtroom/investigating, etc) the most dangerous profession in the entire world? cause after frequenting this subreddit for over a decade I’m seriously wondering now
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
As a divorce attorney… yes, it is
u/itsacoldcasebaby
^^^ + r/usernamechecksout
u/d4mning3vidence
As a defense attorney, I concur
u/useriwantedwastaken
As a prosecutor yeah what they said.
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u/coolgirl94 Dec. 20, 2027
“The world owes Simon Blackquill an apology”
In a shocking turn of events (or not that shocking, because both Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth were there and it’s always something with them), prosecutor Simon Blackquill, sentenced to prison seven years ago for the murder of Metis Cykes, has been declared innocent ONE DAY before his set execution date.
The real culprit has been identified, or rather not identified, as The Phantom, who posed as a dead detective for a while before they got found out.
Article Photos and videos of the trial Transcript
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u/bored_borginian
i was tearing this dude apart on socials when it happened omg sorry king
u/Fake_Testimony_22
PAGE 89 OF THE TRANSCRIPTS PHOENIX WRIGHT CALLS MILES EDGEWORTH “DADDY” NO IM NOT LYING
u/bored_borginian
I KNEW WE WEREN’T CRAZY. i gotta update my fic from 2020, i just checked and there are 16 works on Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth on AO3 and at least a couple of them aren’t mine
u/thedarkage
Ok how are we calling the ship? WrightWorth? WorthWright?
u/WillTimeTravelYesterday MOD
now THIS is a twist, bigger than the one regarding the real culprit and allat, I love gay people <3 and btw Edgeworth looks sooooo fine with glasses
u/itsacoldcasebaby
I would’ve loved to see the stenographer’s face while they were typing that exchange down
u/Im_A_Stepladder
are they letting him take the hawk home? what if the bird’s got separation anxiety?
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u/GirlFromKhurain MOD Apr. 23, 2028
I think Phoenix Wright might be in danger in my countr
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u/WillTimeTravelYesterday MOD
What?? elaborate???
u/Im_A_Stepladder
wtf they really got her mid sentence
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u/Fake_Testimony_22 Apr. 28, 2028
Phoenix Wright’s daughter, Trucy Wright, was accused of murder—turns out TV producer Roger Retinz did it!
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u/HystericalHistorian
He has a daughter?
u/noodlelover69
yeah what i thought he was bisexual??
u/itsacoldcasebaby
- Trucy Wright is adopted, 2. He hasn’t officially stated his sexuality and 3. even if he were bisexual he could’ve had kids with a woman because bi men still like women, otherwise they’d be gay men
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u/GirlFromKhurain MOD May 19, 2028
Phoenix Wright is practising as a defense attorney in Khura’in right now and he might get sentenced to death
I’ll be live-posting from the gallery also Nahyuta is really pretty in person
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u/bored_borginian
wait what the hell is happening
u/GirlFromKhurain MOD OP
I think my country is basically on the verge of war or something else terrible, the Queen is more of a dictator and she has falsely accused, imprisoned, and killed many people over the decades including defense attorneys whp were innocent and now she’s trying to frame Wright for some stuff. the princess is here and so is the most famous prosecutor in Khura’in (the Nahyuta I mentioned) and everything is a mess right now I’ll make a long post later if they don’t catch me posting this and we all make it out of this courtroom alive
u/noodlelover69
girl be careful!! hide your phone
u/idkdontask
Don’t post anything you might get caught and hurt
u/Im_A_Stepladder
the fuck???
u/GirlFromKhurain MOD OP
update the former queen who was supposed to be dead is apparently not only alive but also involved in the case and Apollo Justice is related t the royal family
u/idkdontask
WHAT
u/WillTimeTravelYesterday MOD
Apollo Justice is what, and also WHAT
u/itsacoldcasebaby
I’m sweating like a hooker at church girl what’s going on omgg. Keep updating!
u/GirlFromKhurain MOD OP
SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED THEY HIT THE FORMER QUEEN A
u/bored_borginian
are you ok????!
u/WillTimeTravelYesterday MOD
DUCK, THROW YOURSELF TO THE GROUND
u/noodlelover69
can’t you get out of the courtroom??
u/coolgirl94
Oh my god please tell us you’re fine
u/itsacoldcasebaby
GET DOWN
u/idkdontask
if you stop updating now I’m gonna have a heart attack, please say you’re alive
u/GirlFromKhurain MOD OP
QUEEN GA’RAN HAS BEEN DETHRONED!!!!! WE ARE FREE I WILL UPDATE MORE LATER
u/itsacoldcasebaby
YESSSSSS
u/bored_borginian
you had me stressing!! i’m so happy for you!!!
u/WillTimeTravelYesterday MOD
HELL YEAAAAAH CONGRATS!!
u/idkdontask
jfc I was terrified… so glad you weren’t hurt!
u/YourParentsDivorceAttorney
The revolution has been televised (posted?) I’m relieved you’re OK, CONGRATULATIONS!