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LAFREAKY JACKSON SATIRE SMUTFIC/LAFREAKY JACKSON'S BBC

Summary:

LAMAR JACKSON ASSERTS HIS DOMINANCE AS THE BEST QB IN THE LEAGUE.

Notes:

THIS WAS A SATIRE FIC MADE ON CALL LOL IM SO SORRY FOR WHOEVER READS THIS
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE KUDOS!!!

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Lamar, CeeDee, Caleb, and Dak sit on the red, lush couch, drinking Burgundy, trying to ignore Mahomes, who is currently warming Lamar's cock, gagging on his thick, veiny length. "Daddy!! I love warming your cock!!" He chokes out, eyes filled with tears from the loss of breath. Lamar's pubes smelt like sugar cookie, the scent reminding him of Christmas. Maybe this year Lamar would actually touch him, he thinks, letting out an obscene moan as he cums in his pants, face flushed. Lamar looks down at him in disgust, irritated at his sheer audacity. "Did I SAY you could cum, you pathetic BITCH?" He barks, shoving him off of his thick, long, veiny cock. He was only half-hard from Mahomes giving it his all! Maybe if Mahomes could actually play football without cheating Lamar would love him more. "Fetch Burrow and Rodgers. Tell Allen that I love him, and he is invited to join our celebrations." He says, a sudden anger on his face, although it slowly fades away. "Men, today, we feast like kings. To some of the greatest in the league!" The words come from his mouth in a loud, yet happy tone. He wraps his arms around everyone, including Allen. His smile falters, and he becomes suddenly serious. "One day, there will be no more of this. Then I will be truly at peace." He mumbles, rage entering his eyes as Rodgers enters, Burrow nervously trailing him. "Burrow, come join us. Your team may have beat mine, but I respect you. On the contrary, Rodgers. You are worse then the scum on the bottom of my feet." *He smiles at everyone on the couch, before promptly entering Rodgers, purposely avoiding his prostate, using no lube. "This is what you DESERVE for being a fucking Steeler." His thrusts quicken, hard and rough, causing Rodgers to bleed, but who the fuck cares? He agreed to this night anyways. Rodgers lets out a scream of pain and pleasure, before being pulled off of Lamar by Allen, who promptly spanks him, Lamar pissing into his mouth. "You pathetic slut." He begins to berate him, before sending him away, putting his pants back on and laying back on the couch with his friends. "I love you guys..." He mumbles, running his fingers through Allen's hair and placing a kiss on Ceedee's forehead before promptly falling asleep, along with everyone but Burrow. Burrow sits there, utterly confused and horrified. "What the FUCK??" *He gasps, before falling asleep himself. They were all messed up, but they loved each other. Oh, the complexities of relationships.

Notes:

COMMENT FOR CHAPTER TWO!!