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Your name is Vriska Serket, and it is a peaceful morning in the meteor. Yes, nothing could possibly go wrong!
You're currently sorting out your items, in your respiteblock. Storing your various 8 Balls, both intact and cracked or destroyed, in a tiny chest that Kanaya alchemized for you. She and Karkat insist that it's best to keep order in the "METEOR YOU ALL Got To Share". To which you responded with "8leh! Can it! Ain't even YOOOOOOOOUR resp88lock!!!!!!!!!!", and then had to endure two excruciatingly long hours of both of them scolding you for a space that wasn't even theirs. Other members, specially them, say your respiteblock is nasty. You think it's lovely. Just look at all those beautiful spiders, those shrines of co8we8s. It's art.
Trolls - and humans - of empty thinkpans and decayed pancells couldn't learn to treasure something as pure as this.
But you're unfortunately cleaning everything up because otherwise two specific aforementioned trolls are gonna get your ass. Poetically speaking. Your nose scrunches up at the thought of having to deal with Kanaya telling you off and Karkat yelling at your face, you shudder slightly.
Then you flinch. At what, the reader might ask? At the blind girl now bursting through your door, would be the correct answer. You gasp rather loudly, and in a second she was already directly in your face, screaming at you with her fist tightly clenched at your shirt's hem. How the hell did she find you on her own anyway???
TEREZI: VR1SK4!!!!!!!! 1 KNOW YOU TOOK 1T!!!!!! SP1LL TH3 B34NS--... OR WH4T3V3R W3IRD 4LI3N 4N4LOGY D4V3 S4YS!!!
VRISKA: WHAT THE F8CK!?!?!?!? GET OFF ME TER8ZI!!!!!!!!
TEREZI: TH3 R3D CH4LK!! G1V3 M3 MY R3D CH4LK!!!! 1 W1LL NON-MO1R41LLY K1CK YOUR 4SS!!!!
VRISKA: Damn 8T!!!! I don't have your gogdamned CHALK! Now will you let go?? And possi8ly NOT kick my ass! In fact, I was just working to av8id that!
She looked confused as soon as you explained your alibi, immediately plopping you down to the floor. One hand thoughtfully scratching her own chin, she wondered;
TEREZI: HUH?? R34LLY?? TH3N TH1S M1GHT B3 MOR3 S3R1OUS TH4N 1 3XP3CTED...
VRISKA: WHY DID YOU EVEN THINK IT WAS M8 IN THE FIRS--!!!!!!!! HMHMPPH....???
Before you could even finish, she was already shooshing you. She wasn't listening at all, was she??
TEREZI: YOU KNOW WH4T TH1S M34NS???
VRISKA: Oh. No. Damn it!!!!!!!! No!
Oh for fuck's sake. No.
TEREZI: TH1S M34NS...!!!!
VRISKA: Stop 8t TZ, I'm warning you.
You watch her slowly reach to her pockets. Oh NO.
TEREZI: TH4T..........!!!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: DON'T 8VEN!!!!!!!!
STOP.
TEREZI: 4 N3W C4S3 1S OP3N TOD4Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VRISKA: Oh. My. GOD.
You accept defeat the second she pulls out a magnifying glass and a stupid fake human moustache out of her pant pockets. This is gonna be a long day.