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2025-12-11
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SMS Group Messaging with the Vampire

Summary:

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(LDL) which color, chéri? for our date

(DM) uh

(LDPDL) baby this is the group chat

(A) the pink ones

Chapter 1: groupchat naming power struggle

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Louis de Pointe du Lac created the group

Louis de Pointe du Lac changed the group name to Group Chat

Daniel Molloy changed the group name to vampolycule

(LDPDL) no

Louis de Pointe du Lac changed the group name to Group Chat

Daniel Molloy changed the group name to polyfangory

Louis de Pointe du Lac changed the group name to Group Chat

Daniel Molloy changed the group name to fearsome foursome

Louis de Pointe du Lac changed the group name to GROUP CHAT

(LDL) Daniel, I appreciate your whimsy but if you continue to aggravate my Louis I will have to take extraordinary measures to stop you. Sincerely, Lestat de Lioncourt

(LDPDL) honey you don’t have to do the salutations over text

(LDL) Mon cher, we have lost the great art of letter writing. There are so few of us remaining to preserve it. Sincerely, Lestat de Lioncourt

Daniel Molloy changed the group name to pretentious French dickhead & friends

Louis de Pointe du Lac changed the group name to GROUP CHAT, DANIEL

Louis de Pointe du Lac’s chat status changed to inactive

Armand changed the group name to anyone who dares threaten my fledgling will find themselves telepathically frozen in place

(LDPDL) @Armand stop it

(DM) bet you wish you’d let me keep vampolycule now

Armand changed the group name to it is only through my beloved’s goodwill that I have released you, Lestat

(LDL) I did not know you could do that from so many miles away. Impressive.

(LDPDL) God damn it Armand 

(DM) he’s into that isn’t he

(DM) hahahahahahahahahaha

(LDL) Can you teach me this gift?

(A) Perhaps.

(A) First, tell your fledgling to stop interfering with mine and his wonderful sense of humor.

Louis de Pointe du Lac changed the group name to I AM GOING TO SET ALL YOUR PHONES ON FIRE

Lestat de Lioncourt’s chat status changed to inactive

Armand changed the group name to yeCsQo#K9G+fPCtVSXOXCfE=SFPtNrG=eu17W+R5kM@rAo3YG$p7S0UXphh@anTgaRVXp8s04H=as@wC1Dg9A2173FaDUK@A7Kr0QNandx!

(LDPDL) (typing…)

Armand changed the group name to 3NaekTksPpMc4o&=51AfnN9=TzOb9v0+dVtNH6ShQbaZwqBQ0xO&QH#Aspovu98vvdoKmE&NY3uOADFHY7Z!9*eKP4G

(LDPDL) (typing…)

Armand changed the group name to ny7A69s3TDP*c71eWc=RuafWO&5mGy#DUEjb%ZyY175gUPpeNWU8@09dTOxV=5FC+abgYjh1rQ%=@CgQFoXH9o$reh8t=3AH&&j

Armand changed the group name to zKD4@&8SVH@GhXECtJvGyC5ePmf%#8kwrg3tErc8H7x1msKnR+fNn1x2x&6sGBPY&VEoVjE2OV=dV*RuMvq4F2DPgzdNsc2D2Ed2

Armand changed the group name to =gyT$WY5EEpD9sDMzmVo8Q9YA34XOFBonep%PV$87CnnVu+FNeNm$vWyjng*yxVn7+sdKk3jqtaDFXW

(A) This will continue until Daniel is allowed his creative freedom.

(DM) you’re not going to win this one, his current hobby is spamming chatbots until they start spewing multilingual nonsense out of confusion

(DM) he’s really good at it

Louis de Pointe du Lac’s chat status changed to inactive

Armand changed the group name to vampolycule

(DM) awww thanks babe

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(LDL) which color, chéri? for our date

(DM) uh

(LDPDL) baby this is still the group chat

(A) the pink ones

(DM) how many-

(DM) never mind

(DM) is this what you’ve been doing for the past 5 minutes??

(LDPDL) (typing…)

(DM) does the lace not, like, itch?

(A) the high-end ateliers use mulberry silk thread. It’s very soft.

(DM) (typing…)

(DM) (typing…)

(DM) (typing…)

(LDL) You should not torture poor Daniel like this.

(A) He likes it.

(LDPDL) @Lestat de Lioncourt stop texting and come downstairs already

Lestat de Lioncourt’s chat status changed to inactive

Louis de Pointe du Lac’s chat status changed to inactive

(DM) (typing…)

(A) I have sent you a picture in our private channel, beloved

Daniel Molloy’s chat status changed to inactive

Notes:

I’ll probably add more chapters when I come up with sufficiently stupid ideas lol (suggestions always appreciated!)