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As i was peacefully working on a new automatic door listening to abba the not so quiet footsteps of my avian best friend come walking by “what do you want grian” i say before he even reaches me “wow mumbs your listening skills are better you can hear me with your headphones on” the avian replied with a snarky tone “maybe its because you’re not as quiet as you think you bumped into like 3 walls when you came in, what do you want grian” i matched his snarky tone just to be a jerk, “well if you’re gonna use my full name, i came in here because i haven't seen you all day and you've been missing mumbo” again the avian replied quite snarky. “Grian its been all of.” i look at my watch “2 hours since i ate lunch with you so it hasn't been alllll dayyyy” i replied quite sarcastically “you know what if you’re in here how about you pass me my screwdriver” i mean if grian’s gonna be in here he might as well help before he makes an absolute mess of my workshop right, i was wrong before i had a chance to think the avian was already digging through my stuff “i asked for the screwdriver not the triple tap, the red one grian its not that hard” im starting to get annoyed at this point “this one mumbs?” The avian seemed confident untill i looked at what he was holding “how does a screwdriver look like a Duplex Rabbet Plane” im really annoyed at this point “ what happend to you hanging out with scar i thought you 2 were dating why cant you go bother him” i just want the avian to leave so i can work in peace “we broke up” grian had something in his mouth, wait GRIAN HAS SOMETHING IN HIS MOUTH “grian what do you have” no responce “grian drop it” again no responce “grian charles batchelor spit it out” another day of either forcing the avian’s mouth open to take meds or to take something out of his mouth “you tried to eat a lug nut, its made of metal thats not good” the avian my be a total idiot sometimes but i do genunely care about him “i liked how the metal had 2 diffrent flavors, the top had like a bitter taste that made my tongue tingle a bit and the rest was cold yummy metal” the stupid avian responded as if he was talking about a piece of chocolate or flavor of gum, “look grian im convinced you have pica thats not good, but aside from that when did you and scar break up and why.” i may keep to myself a lot but the avian has some of the most intresting drama in his life, and if im being honest i enjoy spending time with him and listening to him rant about what’s going in his life, wait im not catching feelings for him am i……