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If god could do him the solid of making the earth open up and swallow him whole perhaps he'd try harder in his next life to be more than trash.
"Oho Ichimatsu-niisan what are you doing with Karamatsu-niisans shirt hmm~?"
Todomatsu stood in the doorway a devilish smile on his lips and phone ever present in hand. He'd be gloating about this on the internet later for sure.
The messy haired cat man blinked slowly, gripping said shirt tighter. There was no way to get out of this mess. Totty perhaps one of the worst of his brothers to have caught him had clearly seen him.
There was no way he'd be able to come up with an explanation as to why he was knelt on the floor sniffing karamatsu's shirt. Especially an explanation which wouldn't reveal his feelings.
"T-T-T-Totty! what are you doing back so early...?" was the only thing he could muster up lamely in response. He cursed his idiocy, of course trash like him would get caught by Todomatsu of all people. God was just not with him today was he.
"Oh, my phone batteries a little low so I came back to put it on charge, I didn't feel like drinking today either," Totty smiled. "So... what are you doing with karamatsu's shirt?" He stepped forward closing the door behind him quietly.
"Nothing" He replied. Ichimatsu felt like he was going to burst into flames right then and there. Nothing. It was extremely obvious that it wasn't nothing, but he'd sooner die than admit than he was sniffing his older brothers shirt. His PAINFUL older brothers shirt. The older brother he held rather complicated feelings for.
"Nothing? It looked like you were sniffing karamatsu-niisan's shirt to me" Perhaps Ichimatsu pondered, he could pay Todomatsu for his silence... or not. He recalled spending the last of his yen on cat food, then again Totty wasn't someone he would trust to keep quiet whether he'd paid him to or not.
"If you say anything to anyone Todomatsu I swear to God I'll kill you" he growled. His empty threat was met with an unimpressed smirk in response. Perhaps he'd have taken it more seriously if he wasn't being threatened by someone who looked like he was going to piss his pants and cry from shame.
"Now now niisan, there's no need to get violent." Todomatsu walked over and knelt beside him placing a hand on his shoulder with a sympathetic smile, "You just need to hope I keep it to myself right~?" Which quickly turned into a sadistic grin. "Let's hope it doesn't slip out yeah?"
God was so cruel.