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After graduation the freaky testing desperate men all go to a WONDERFUL PLACE. Elaijah and karrie both are in the bathroom gooning to Finn Wolfhard, meanwhile the gay men are in Mr.Reyes' classroom. Elan got depression after his baby boy Logan left his coc- I mean his SCHOOL and he won't get the Mpreg 3000 on him anymore. Elan nonchalantly goes on Omegle to find a pink girthy dih he can goon to...But when he logs into Omegle, his eyes glisten with lust as he sees a "handsome" man pop onto his screen!1!1!
"H-hey daddy what's your n-name," he says while reaching down to his aching cock😁
The gay UGLY man on the other side says,
"My name is edson..."
ELAN STARTS SQUIRTING ALL OVER THE SCREEN AND THE COMPUTER BREAKS FROM HAVING ANAS MAYONNAISE ALL OVER IT1!!1!1! After he gets in trouble for breaking another computer from his kumon (ignore the way vxxyn spelled kumon it’s a little slow) .
Meanwhile the gangy gang Elajiah, karrie, and drake are drawing scorbus and baby pear with a big black dick up his booty hole. Chealse nonchalantly looks over at the drawing only to be flashed by the most disgusting, and weirdest drawings known to man kind (Ana😩). Elajiah starts gooning on the wires, WAIT W-WIRES GAHAHAGAHAHAGA ITS EVERYWHERE!!!!!! Cough- so I was saying...Elajiah goons on the wires after a very kind, handsome, person called Drakey poo says the wires are Luna. Elan is sitting on Jonathan's lap- Julian looks jealousy at the scene in front of him
"My lap would have been far more comfortable than Jonathan-chans lap.." He growls.. He needed to do something about this. He drags Elan off of Johnathan by giving him a wedgie. isaac looks at edson and then does the little thing where you put a finger on someone and slide it down to seduce them and suddenly edson became pregnant with 5 twins! they were about to tell avah about it too during pe, but she was too busy talking to an orange and they overheard her say “suck my BIG BLACK DICK” in a deep voice while elaijah and vanessa were giggling their bootycheeks off!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued because I got lazy....•_•