Erika and JD Vance

Erika is on stage. She is surrounded by cameras, reporters, the entire White House, the people sitting down at the State Farm Stadium, and the world watching her through their big, and mini screens. This is the first time that Erika has been on stage since her pageant days all the way back in 2012, when she won Miss Arizona USA.

Just like then, Erika put on her best makeup and Botox. Her hair is pin-straight. Her hair didn't necessarily have a choice because of how bleach damaged her blonde hair is. Her eyes are exceptionally blue. They say that that eyes lead to the soul, but something about Erika's eyes has a look of evil. They always have, even during her pageant days. She is wearing her best outfit. Instead of a glittery dress, she is wearing a suit. Charlie Kirk has kept her locked up in their house, just where all women belong.

Now, the man who debated college students has died. No matter who he debated against, he won. Charlie always wins. He died an honorable death— by gun violence. Charlie always said that gun deaths are necessary to keep the second amendment.

America should salute him for his sacrifice, but instead, half of this country is mourning him, calling this a tragedy.

The podium that Erika is standing on has bullet-proof glass surrounding it. The White House can't let Erika have the same fate as her husband— who else will buy their daughter blueberries?

Erika gives her heartfelt speech about her husband, talking about how much the Kirk family misses Charlie— a father, a son, a husband. Well, Charlie's extended family haven't spoken out about him, but he was a son and maybe a cousin at one point.

With all the strength in her body, Erika ends her speech by dramatically saying, "I…" Erika throws her head back and takes a gradual pause"forgive him!"

Erika steps off stage, hugging American President Donald J. Trump. His plump body with rolls like a can of Pillsbury croissants. Erika rests her head on his chest, looking for comfort as if the President is her own father. Donald Trump visibly clenches, trying to hide his discomfort in front of the entire world. Though he has touched many children, and presidents, Donald has yet to have been made uncomfortable by a woman.

"Thanks, Daddy," whispers Erika to Donald as she put her hand on his chest.

Donald put his hand over Erika's hair, petting her for the camera.

This was the first of many hugs that Erika Kirk will give.