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“Alright baby.” Alice knelt behind Herman and put her hand on the nape of his neck. “You ready?”
“Mm-hmm,” Herman said, eyes on the prize.
It had started as a joke, which became an actual conversation, which evolved into Alice talking them both into a place and time. Now Alice had her two favourite people in the world at her mercy, even if Chad didn’t see it that way.
Chad was sitting reclined on the couch with a posture that would surely come back to bite him someday, feet planted firm on the floor and apart to create room for Herman to kneel between them. Chad’s cock was swelling against his thigh, going red and hard as Alice fit herself against Herman’s back and pet down his bare chest to the bulge of his trousers. He was already hard, was hard when Alice undressed him and kissed him stupid ten minutes ago, was hard when Chad arrived, was hard when Alice first proposed they try this a few nights ago. He was adorably eager and already pliant and willing under her hands.
For his part, Chad was trying to look nonchalant. Alice nearly read him for it if not for the fact that his eyes were firmly trained on Herman’s mouth and his cock was filling out more and more as she shuffled him closer. They were both kneeling on the protection of several blankets which made it surprisingly easy for Alice to move Herman around if she needed to.
She rolled her hips against where he had been instructed to keep his hands behind his back and Alice felt Herman clench his hands into fists.
“Kay honey, we’ll start slow,” she cooed, using that hand on Herman’s nape to begin tipping him towards Chad’s cock. “You wanna start by givin’ him a kiss?”
Herman wet his mouth and leaned closer, putting his lips against a vein on Chad’s cock and kissing him there. Chad took a deep breath through his nose like he wasn’t affected and knit his fingers together behind his head so he wouldn’t be tempted to touch. Alice smiled at them both and pet a finger along Herman’s damp hair as she spoke into his ear. “See? Not that scary. Give him some attention baby, looks like he needs it.”
After only a second of hesitation, Herman kissed higher on Chad’s cock, even stopped in one spot to lave his tongue there a little and suck. Alice never thought she’d feel pride at someone sucking dick, but hey, life was full of surprises. She pinched Herman’s nipple between two fingers, started rolling it back and forth as he stuttered and made a halting noise.
“I didn’t tell you to stop,” Alice said. “You wanna taste that tip, don’t you?”
Chad let out a hard breath and Herman shifted immeasurably closer to pull the tip of Chad’s cock into his mouth. Alice watched the hitch in Chad’s breathing and the way his lip lifted in a snarl and she let her hand curl around to the front of Herman’s throat.
“Careful baby, watch those teeth. Just use your lips, there you go. You can let it sit on your tongue.”
Herman let out a hard breath through his nose that sounded a lot like a whine and Alice kissed his shoulder. “Tastes different, don’t it?”
“I showered,” Chad said defensively.
“I wasn’t talkin’ to you,” Alice shot back. “Mans’ never tasted dick before, not like he has a reference.”
“Mmn,” said Herman, trying to gage how he could close his lips around the head of Chad’s cock without grazing him with his teeth.
“You can push your tongue up right under the head,” Alice told him. “Drives boys crazy.”
Noisily, Herman swallowed around the drool pooling in his mouth and tried what Alice had instructed. Chad hissed, tilted his head back, rolled his hips. Alice pinched his inner thigh and he yelped, sitting up straight and nearly dislodging himself from Herman’s mouth. “Ow!”
“We’re here to teach Herman to suck dick, not get his face fucked, so you are gonna keep still or I’ll keep pinching you!” Alice said defensively.
“I barely did anything,” Chad pouted, now crossing his arms over his chest.
“Don’t you worry baby,” Alice told Herman. “I’ll keep him polite if I have to.”
Herman’s next breath shuddered, his eyelids fluttered, and Alice felt like she had won the lottery. “You feelin’ like you can take a bit more?”
Nodding, Herman opened his mouth to gasp for air before he tried to sink down past the head. Alice could feel how tense Chad was, either waiting for the bite of teeth or trying not to reveal how much this was affecting him, too. Herman’s cheek bulged with Chad pressing there and he took a noisy breath before pulling back and panting around the head. Chad squirmed, Alice ran her hand over Herman’s hard on.
“There you go baby, good job,” she said, not missing how Herman’s cock twitched under her hand at the praise. “You gotta drop that jaw if you want more. You want more, don’t you?”
Herman nodded again, and Alice reached for his hands where they flexed behind his back. “You can have your hands if you want, might make this next part easier.”
Having been given permission to touch, Herman immediately got greedy with it. He put one hand on Chad’s calf just to steady himself, the other flat on Chad’s stomach. Chad jumped under his hands, gasping out a “cold!” and Alice pinched him again. “The boy is sucking your dick, say thank you.”
Chad glared at her. Alice glared right back. “Bitch, I’m waiting.”
Chad sneered. “Thank you.”
Pulling off for a moment, using his now free hand to steady Chad’s cock so he didn’t smack himself in the chin, Herman smiled while he caught his breath. “Y-You’re welcome.”
“God, you’re cute,” Alice muttered, adjusting so she could fit her hips against Herman’s bony ass and press him in closer. The position was hell on her thighs, not quite sitting yet not quite kneeling, but she could handle it. While she was getting comfortable, Herman was getting acquainted, holding Chad’s cock upright and kissing and licking from his balls to his tip. He seemed to remember what Alice said about the head, because he closed his lips around Chad’s frenulum and sucked until Chad cursed, soothing the agitation with the press of his tongue.
Because she couldn’t help herself, Alice kissed Herman’s sideburn and gently bit his earlobe. He stuttered in his ministrations and leaned into her a bit more while she tapped his wrist and spoke into his ear. “If you hold his balls you can mess with him a little. Make him feel real good and give ‘im a little tug so it’s not over too fast.”
“O-okay,” Herman said softly, cupping Chad’s sac and zeroing in to kiss where it connected to his body. Chad’s breathing was shuddering, noises breaking past his lips as he spread his legs wider. Alice heard Herman take a deep breath through his nose and giggled, scratching her nails through his hair just to enjoy the way he melted under her hand. He was gone, happy to follow every instruction and every suggestion, excited just to be there, and Alice enjoyed it a lot more than she thought she would. His eager approach to learning could do wonders, and Alice began to plot.
“People will usually tease a little,” she explained. “Makes it fun for the person giving head too. You can bite and kiss around his thighs, play with his booty hole a little. We don’t gotta go crazy tonight, but just cause you’re suckin’ the dick doesn’t mean you’re the bitch, you know?”
Chad scoffed. “Yeah right. Like—”
Herman bit Chad’s inner thigh pretty damn close to where it met his body and he yelped before letting out a shocked “ah—hah-ah—”
“God you’re good at this,” Alice beamed. Herman seemed to radiate with the praise, but he was too busy having fun making Chad squirm to want to have a conversation about it. He jerked Chad off as he kissed around the base of his cock, occasionally looking up to get an eye on Chad’s reactions. He was struggling to keep his cool, feet restless on the floor and his hands constantly changing place. Alice liked watching him lose it especially when it was the guy he always made fun of doing it to him.
“Alright honey.” Alice pulled Herman back so his weight was tilted against her chest and Chad could see them twined together. “You wanna try to take the whole thing?”
“I-I—” Herman considered Chad’s cock like it might bite him. Chad wasn’t overly big which was helpful for stuff like this, but Alice wouldn’t call him below-average either. Just big enough that Chad felt like he had bragging rights type of size, which is exactly why he was the type of asshole he was. Alice wouldn’t fault Herman for tapping out, but he swallowed again and nodded. “C-Could I?”
“Well, it’s possible,” Chad said dryly.
Alice barely refrained from pinching him again. “I’ll coach you through it.”
Whether Herman’s breath was shaking from excitement or nerves, Alice couldn’t tell, but Herman took the head of Chad’s cock back into his mouth and sucked. Chad gasped, writhing with the shock of it, and that seemed to impassion Herman because he licked a broad stripe up the underside of Chad’s cock before sucking in long pulls where it sat shallow in his mouth. Alice grinned, watching Chad struggle to sit still, and began petting over Herman’s nipples again.
“You a natural baby. You like that? Having dick in your mouth, makin’ the boys want you?” She asked, and Herman whimpered again before trying to take more of Chad into his mouth. “Ookay, careful hun. If you wanna throat that dick, you gotta open your mouth a bit wider—there you go.”
Eyes squeezed shut against the discomfort, Herman made it about halfway onto Chad’s cock before he had to pull off and rid his mouth of all the drool. Chad slumped back into his seat with a little huff and Herman wiped his mouth. “Sorry, I—drool—”
“You can get messy, happens when most people suck dick. Just do what feels good.”
Herman was taking this dead seriously. He nodded like he was about to throw himself into a life or death mission and kissed up the length of Chad’s cock before swallowing it down again. Chad made a small noise of pleasure and leaned backwards, snapping sparks away at the end of his fingers as Herman tried bobbing his head twice, three times, four times, five times.
“There you go baby, take a look at what you’re doin’ to ‘im,” Alice said, tipping Herman’s chin just a little. She felt devilish when Herman looked up through his genuinely unfair lashes to get an eyeful of Chad trying not to grab his head and force him down, writhing in his seat all hot and bothered. Chad took one glance at Herman looking up at him and cursed, slapping a hand over his eyes and letting out a low moan.
“That’s all you,” Alice whispered conspiratorially. Herman shivered against her and moaned around Chad’s cock.
“Oh, fuck—” Chad hissed, and Alice put her hand firm on his hip before he could think about trying to thrust into Herman’s mouth.
By this point, Herman framed the base of Chad’s cock with his hands to steady himself and was trying to take more into his mouth. He was forcing it though, continuously having to pull back and cough to try to clear his mouth of drool. Chad winced from the brush of teeth more than once and each time Herman failed to take more, he went back at it with a new fervor, trying to gag himself before he tried to just relax and let it happen.
“I know you’re eager, but let me help you,” Alice said, putting her hand around his throat again. “You gotta relax, hun, you’re not used to something like this and that’s okay. Just breathe through your nose—breathe—”
Herman breathed noisily and whined.
“And out,” Alice said, reaching down to rub circles into where Herman was straining against his trousers. “Try to put your tongue in the back of your mouth. Keep you jaw open—”
Herman sunk down another precious inch. He moaned, Chad moaned, Alice nearly laughed at them both. She could feel Herman’s throat fluttering where she had her fingers around it and she wondered what that felt like on Chad’s cock. From the way he was huffing and puffing, the answer was great.
“That’s it baby, there you go. That’s some good dick.” Alice squeezed her thighs together as her cunt throbbed. She put her other hand on the back of Herman’s head. “I’m gonna help you, okay? Just breathe through the nose, tap Chad’s leg if you can’t and need some air.”
Herman nodded minutely, adjusting his mouth around Chad’s cock and the way that he was kneeling too. Alice applied a little bit of pressure to the back of his head and Herman whimpered, eyes going shut and watery, as he neared the base of Chad’s cock.
“Oh fuck,” Chad gasped, flicking his own nipple under his thumb. “His mouth feels like a fucking pussy—”
“Looks like your powers are good for something,” Alice joked, and maybe Herman laughed or just straight up gagged, but all of a sudden he was pulling off of Chad and coughing to the side.
He wiped his mouth on his hand, having gone red with exertion and embarrassment. “S-s-sorry I—”
“You good, you good,” Alice promised, trying to keep the mirth in her voice encouraging. She ran her hands up and down his thighs while he caught his breath. “You’re doing a good job baby. We can slow down if you want to.”
“No—no, I can,” Herman said, but his voice was definitely hoarse.
“Don’t hurt yourself.” Alice spoke very seriously, because as silly as the teasing was, they were there to have fun and try to get Herman to loosen up a little. Alice was quickly realizing that Herman had a prideful streak that was a bit too close to Chad’s—he’d rather go a week without a voice than have to say he couldn’t take cock. Maybe she was creating another monster. Oh well. Too late to worry about it.
Herman took Chad onto his tongue, took a deep breath, and swallowed him down. He shut his eyes, tried to find a way to shut off his hind brain, and let Alice guide him further onto Chad’s cock. He gagged again, but Herman only pulled up far enough to breathe when Chad groaned about it and he sunk down again. Alice gasped as he wiggled his jaw and Chad pushed past his soft palate into his throat.
“Oh fuck,” Chad moaned, and Alice let him this time when his hips quivered and he put his hand on the back of Herman’s neck to hold him there. “Holy shit…”
Tapping frantically against Chad’s thigh, Herman began to rear back, and Chad had the decency to not be dick-brained and let go as Alice leaned away to give Herman space to move. He pulled off gasping for breath, red in the face and down to his chest, drool on his chin and making his lips nice and shiny. Alice usually wasn’t the type, but she cupped his jaw and kissed him a little just because he looked so damn wrecked. Herman whined into her mouth, breathing heavy and desperate, but he let her direct him through the kiss until she was satisfied with testing how warm his mouth was.
“Gross,” Chad commented, and she scratched his calf with her nails. “Christ—keep those to yourself!”
“I—hnn,” Herman leaned against Alice a little and she was happy to take his weight. “C-Can I go again?”
“Sure thing baby, you’re a professional now,” Alice said, rolling her hips up into Herman’s and touching him through his trousers. “Think you could get him off?”
Herman nodded and leaned forward, but he took Alice’s hand from his shoulder and navigated it to his neck. “Oh you a freak freak,” she teased, but she kept her hand stretched across his throat as he fought to bring Chad back into his mouth.
Having gotten the motion of it, he had an easier time deep throating Chad on the second round. Alice could feel it in his throat and scoffed at the sheer audacity before she began to rub gentle circles into it. Chad cursed, Herman choked and whimpered. Tears collected on his lashes like jewels, but instead of tearing away for air, Herman rose up for a breath and sunk right back down. While Alice was petting his hair and rolling her hips against him, she looked at up Chad to tease. “That nice baby?”
“Fuck yeah,” Chad groaned, sinking back into the cushions especially as he reached down and cradled Herman’s head between his hands. “God he feels so good. Gonna—shit—”
“You want him to come down your throat?” Alice asked Herman, pressing the heel of her palm into his erection. “Should he paint you pretty instead?”
Herman moaned around Chad and he arched into his mouth. Herman made his opinion clear by pressing himself down to deep throat Chad again, gagging and struggling but gone somewhere beyond the room. Alice took a deep breath as her cunt throbbed and she wondered how open Herman would be to eating pussy. Maybe two in one day wouldn’t be exactly fair.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck.” Chad had his hand cupped around Herman’s head as he fed him more of his cock, having the bravery to watch Herman struggle and gag for only a moment before he had to tip his head back again. “Stay on it, fuck—please oh shit—”
Beholden to Chad’s grip on his hair, Herman made a desperate noise and gagged. Alice watched his hands on Chad’s pelvis for any tapping but kept her hands on Herman, one massaging his chest and another groping his erection. Herman twitched and gasped for breath that was stoppered by a cock but Chad was coming, making a torn noise as he rocked into Herman’s throat. Herman just took it, drool running down his chin and tears down his cheeks as his eyes fluttered.
He tapped on Chad’s thigh once, twice, and Chad was letting go and Alice was pushing him away. Herman gasped for air and slumped backwards into Alice, dizzy and out of it but warm and buzzing from the experience.
“You good?” Alice asked, brushing Herman’s hair out of his face. He nodded, but his eyes weren’t fully open and his breathing was uneven and tired.
Chad made a discontented noise and fetched the hand towel they’d left on the couch. Of course, he worried about wiping himself off first, but then Chad caught Herman’s chin, looked at the drool on his thumb in disgust, and started wiping Herman’s face clean. Alice raised her eyebrows at him and very pointedly looked between him and a very woozy Herman.
“That was good, Wet Wipe,” Chad said begrudgingly. After a little more eyebrow, he huffed. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome,” Herman said. He took a deep, satisfied breath and sunk further into Alice. “Th-that was fun. Thanks for—for showing me.”
“Bitch, you are so welcome,” Alice laughed, kissing his ear. “Barely needed my help.”
“I-I liked it though.”
“God, you a freak.”
