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hannah 81 @rozys81
NOW EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MY BEST FRIEND GOT ME A FANMAIL FROM HAYDEN FUCKING PIKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!??!!!!
hannah 81 @rozys81
like ffs just because i’m rooting for a canadian team now it doesn’t mean i’d be FROLICKING WITH THE ENEMY…..and THE METROS ARE THE ENEMY SHAWNmacy @rozanovsgf
oh my god hannah, this is killing me 😭 that’s so funnyhannah 81 @rozys81
NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS!!! I HAVE A VIDEO OF HAYDEN PIKE ACTUALLY BEING REALLY SWEET WISHING ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP HATING HIM NOWjen 🏒 @metros3524
are you sharing the video? 🥺
hannah 81 @rozys81
OH OH FUCK
robin @hockeygal81
hmm everything okay babes?hannah 81 @rozys81
lmao yeah peachy 🤪
hannah 81 @rozys81
so yeah guys, i’m not sharing the video, not even for shits and giggles, because ummm there’s something rather……. private in it and i can’t actually crop it… so, sorry 😬😬😬
lena @lenalee35
…. bestie this is fanmail not onlyfans lolhannah 81 @rozys81
NOT PRIVATE LIKE THAT 😭😭
hannah 81 @rozys81
just so you guys know i’m not fucking with y’all… this is the beginning of my video. the rest i’m gonna keep private, for reasons :)
[Video description: the video opens with Hayden Pike waving at the camera. He’s in what looks like a well lit living room, the bright light of the sun illuminating the room. His smile is boyish as he says “Happy Birthday, Hannah.”]
jen 🏒 @metros3524
oh my god he’s sooo cute, thanks for sharing!robin @hockeygal81
hey hannah, i sent you a dm 😉macy @rozanovsgf
okay yeah, i get it why you said it was sweet
hannah 81 @rozys81
what even is life atp lololol
super secret hollanov gc
robin
hello hannah
welcome to the super secret gc of fans who have received a fanmail of hayden pike with some type of… interesting add-on in the background
hannah 81
GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKK
i’m so glad there’s more of us because i was not about to post this shit but i NEED to talk about this
but wait, what do you MEAN this is not the first time pike has done this? how did you even find out about each other 😭
Cole
my girlfriend is a metros fan and i got one for her and in the background we could hear pike’s kids calling rozanov ‘uncle ilya’. i found it a bit weird because pike doesn’t seem close to rozanov at all but pike IS close to hollander, who we know is um close to rozanov so
robin
my video was recorded at the irina foundation summer camp and there’s a glimpse of both hollzy and roz coming out of the locker room looking rather… dishevelled
and roz is definitely doing some heart eyes towards hollzy
hannah 81
oh my god
Cole
to be fair, i didn’t think much of it, but the more robin speaks about it, the more interesting it all sounds
robin
what did you get hannah?
hannah 81
i think i got the most damning evidence of all you guys
like i’m so glad i didn’t post it before rewatching it again because i only noticed it when i fully paid attention and i would hate to out someone like this
robin
HELLO? that juicy????
hannah 81
yeahhhh
idk if y’all remember me mentioning it but my dad is russian, so i grew up learning russian as well as english
and you can hear hollzy in the background speaking to someone probably on the phone and he’s not saying anything important UNTIL he switches to russian
HOLLANDER WAS SPEAKING RUSSIAN GUYS
not perfectly but HE WAS
and he said something like ‘i miss you so much i can’t wait to see you next week, my love’
Cole
holy. fucking. shit
robin
oh my god!!!!!!!
jen 🏒
HI I’VE ARRIVED
OH HANNAH NOW I GET WHY YOU WOULDNT POST THE VIDEOOOO
hannah 81
jen!!! yeah sorry, i know you love pike, but…
jen 🏒
no no, it’s completely understandable
love that man but my god he’s definitely not the sharpest tool in the box 😭
Cole
do you guys think he even watches the videos before sending them? because it seems like he just sends them the second he’s done and calls it a day 😭
robin
oh 100%. like i respect the confidence but lol
hannah 81
never thought i’d be here talking about rozy and hollander on my fucking birthday lol
wait sorry, “““hollanov”””
jen 🏒
i don’t even ship them but this name slaps, let’s be real
robin
well you’re welcome 😌
one of my biggest contributions to the fandom after the all-star games video 😮💨
hannah 81
robin really has been building this house brick by brick
robin
and don’t you ever forget it
lena @lenalee35
FINALLY GOT MY HAYDEN PIKE FANMAIL!!!!!
lena @lenalee35
………… oh my god lol @hockeygal81 can i send you a dm?robin @hockeygal81
OH!!! yeah ofc you can
super secret hollanov gc
robin has added lena
robin
welcome to the cult lena lol
lena
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE A VIDEO WITH HOLLZY WEARING ROZANOVS JERSEY
BRO WHAT IS PIKEY EVEN DOING 😭
Cole
girl wait
what do you mean, wearing rozanov’s jersey?????
lena
it was just very briefly and it’s from a mirror reflection but holy fuck, we can see ROZANOV on his back clear as day
hannah 81
oh my god pike is getting worse, he needs to be stopped 😭
robin
i’ve actually tried sending him a message by getting a new fanmail but he must have a lot of requests, so he hasn’t seen that yet 🥲
hannah 81
watch him fucking out hollanov before he sees your new request 🫠
Cole
god forbid
lena
guys what am i supposed to do with this knowledge now
i’m freaking the fuck out
hannah 81
oh my dear padawan, there isn’t much to do, just sit with the fact that shane hollander and ilya rozanov are probably way more than just fuck buddies lol
lena
oh my god, i hadn’t even considered that!!!
you think they’re together for real??
robin
oh absolutely. boyfriends at the least but wouldn’t put it past them to be even more serious
lena
i need to be sedated
i can’t believe they are one of us!
hannah 81
LOL
i mean i can’t lie, i expected hollander but rozy? that was a surprise
robin
wtf do you mean? that man exudes chaotic bisexual energy
Cole
wait, remember when he was spotted at scott hunter’s night? at that gay club in vegas?
hannah 81
OH MY GOD THATS SO TRUE!
i remember thinking he was such an ally jesus christ 💀
robin
i was side eyeing that whole thing back then
like yeah, kissing hollander’s cheek on the ice, looking terribly shaken after his hit, going to hunter’s night and then being spotted at the ottawa airport and disappearing for the whole summer?
nah that man’s closet was made of glass with those looking at the right angle
hannah 81
robin, i wanna be just like you when i grow up
robin
BITCH WE ARE THE SAME AGE
hannah 81 @rozys81
EXCUSE ME DID WE ACTUALLY FUCKING WIN????? DID THE CENTAURS REALLY JUST FUCKING WIN A GAME?????????????????????????
hannah 81 @rozys81
OH MY GOD I HAVENT FELT THIS HAPPY SINCE ROZYS LAST PLAYOFFS WITH THE RAIDERS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOKenny @kennyj17
WE DID! WE WON OUR FIRST GAME IN FOREVER HOLY SHIThannah 81 @rozys81
god life as a centaur is really never dull
Lukas @ottcentaurs32
The Centaurs finally winning some games make me believe we’re actually gonna turn this shit around but then they end up losing some just to keep us on our toes istfg but I’m glad we won tonight!
hannah 81 @rozys81
i feel like becoming a centaur definitely took a few years off my life but let’s fucking go! i’m committed now, i believe in these guys!!!
sho 🥅 @81rozynov
yeah, at least i actually like all of the players on the team, and i couldn’t say the same about the raiders lolhannah 81 @rozys81
omg yeah, same 😭Brad @bradhockeyfan
Willingly choosing to support the worst team in the league just because your favorite player is now playing for it is so stupid, you really do not care for the sport do you?hailey 81 @rozys81
it might come as a shock to you but i do not fucking care about what you think :)
Kenny @kennyj17
Barrett and Roz being the ones to bring us the win tonight with great goals, we are SO back
Brad @bradhockeyfan
Yeah don’t be too optimistic, no matter what you are never getting past the Metros with Hollander and Pike 😎Kenny @kennyj17
I don’t remember asking your opinion, BradBrad @bradhockeyfan
I decided to give it anyways, you all still suckKenny @kennyj17
#blocked
MLH News ☑️ @MLHNews
The Ottawa Centaurs’ plane had to make an emergency landing in Tampa. No casualties were reported, and the team’s representatives have issued a statement assuring everyone’s safety.
hannah 81 @rozys81
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?????Kenny @kennyj17
Jesus Christ, that’s crazy! I’m glad everyone is okay 😧robin @hockeygal81
holy shit, that’s insane, i’m glad nothing serious happened
hannah 81 @rozys81
i was reading about the centaurs’ accident and it seems like a miracle that nothing worse happened because one of the engines actually exploded????? oh my god. i feel sick to my stomach
Remy @censfan43
That’s a literal nightmare holy shitrobin @hockeygal81
i would never be able to get into an airplane without some serious therapy work lol
katherine @kathsworld
what a shitty way to end the day, oh my god. the metros lost, the centaurs’ plane almost crashed. can we catch a break now?
Ottawa Centaurs ☑️ @OttawaCens
I’m a Survivor - Destiny’s Child
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hannah 81 @rozys81
too soon admin TOO FUCKING SOONmacy @rozanovsgf
now that the dust has settled, i actually giggledsho 🥅 @81rozynov
oh that’s not—robin @hockeygal81
harris when i catch you[GIF of Ilya Rozanov side eyeing someone on the ice]
hannah 81 @rozys81
THE CENS JUST BEAT THE ADMIRALS????? SUCK IT UP SCOTT HUNTER
maria @huntersgirl21
girl i thought you liked scott hunter????hannah 81 @rozys81
oh and i do love our gay dad but in this house the only hockey player allowed to have good days is ilya rozanov 🙂↕️maria @huntersgirl21
respect, i guess
Ottawa Centaurs ☑️ @OttawaCens
An animated locker room celebration tonight!
[Video description: the video opens with an overhead shot of the locker room, showing all of the players chanting and jumping as they take off their protective gear. The shot changes to the team’s captain Rozanov barechested and with an arm around the goalie Wyatt, saying “We have the best goalie in the league, don’t you forget that!”]
super secret hollanov gc
robin
UMMMMMM is that a ring on our cap’s chain? 👀
Cole
ohhhh 👀👀👀👀👀
hannah 81
wait it does look like a ring actually
lena
DOES THAT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
robin
oh my god oh my god OH MY GOD
robin @hockeygal81
dare i say a certain russian captain is playing soooo much happier after getting a certain ring on his chain 😌
hannah 81 @rozys81
speak your truth bestie, we know you’re rightBrad @bradhockeyfan
Man, some of you guys are going way out of line with this gay shit
super secret hollanov gc
robin has added Kayla
robin
hello hello lala, good to see you here 😏
Kayla
Thank you guys!
lena
omg kayla, did you also get a hollanov video from pike?
Kayla
I did, but I only noticed when my friend who knows a bit of Russian saw the video and realized we can hear Hollzy speaking it on the background
hannah 81
not the russian again lol
what was he saying this time?
Kayla
My friend couldn’t tell very well, but I can send it here for you guys to see?
[Video attached]
hannah 81
oh please, this is so cute
he’s basically congratulating the roz on the centaurs’ win and saying he’s proud and calling him ‘my love’ again
and yes, he did mention the centaurs by fucking name
lena
i need to be sedated, this is too cute
robin
this shit is escalating, i’m starting to get seriously worried i won’t lie
jen 🏒
I NEED PIKEY TO LOCK THE FUCK IN 😭
Cole
someone take a sign to their next game telling him to stop the fanmails lol
hannah 81
bet he would think it’s a challenge to keep going
robin
sigh
robin @hockeygal81
consuming every single video from the all-star game like it’s crack cocaine just to get my hollanov fix
[GIF of a woman eating from many different plates of food]
Gracie @graciebailey
you are so real for that and i’m right here with youRemy @censfan43
I don’t even go there and yet I find myself observing them loljen 🏒 @metros3524
the way they are sat side by side and keep laughing with each other? STOPBrad @bradhockeyfan
You’re delusional AND stupid but what else to expect from a Rozanov stanrobin @hockeygal81
you know brad, the only reason i haven’t blocked you yet is because i wanna be able to smack your face on the hollanov cake when i’m proven right
Jay @metrosfan24
Shane Hollander once again the fastest player in the league, who is surprised? Not me 😉
Gav @gavinbeanie
rozanov not being able to beat hollander’s time… SUCK ITTTTT
trin @rozys81
who fucking cares bro, it’s not that deepGav @gavinbeanie
your fav plays for the worst team in the league, i guess it IS that deeptrin @rozys81
fuck offffff
Cole @admirals21
it’s the way hunter always looks extremely exasperated whenever he has to interact with rozanov
[Video description: Scott Hunter looking fed up and rolling his eyes at whatever Ilya Rozanov is chirping at him near the benches]
hannah 81 @rozys81
no one annoys scott hunter more than ilya rozanov and i think that’s beautifulmaria @huntersgirl21
that man is gonna be so happy when he retires and never have to deal with that russian’s ass againmacy @rozanovsgf
one would think that roz’s talent is hockey but we know it’s actually ✨ragebaiting ✨
Ottawa Centaurs ☑️@OttawaCens
We love and support our forward left wing Troy Barrett on his coming out. Our team, and the League, is a place for everyone, no matter who they love 🏳️🌈 #LoveIsLove
hannah 81 @rozys81
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TROY BARRETT JUST CAME OUT DURING THE PRIDE NIGHT GAME
robin @hockeygal81
ROZY AND HOLLZY NEXT PLEASE
Kenny @kennyj17
Yeah man, always admired Barrett and will continue to do so. Proud of him!
Danny @danshockeyacc
Why the fuck do these guys think we care what they do in their spare time? Do whatever the fuck you want man, just no need to rub it in our faces #hockeyisnoplaceforthis
Cole @admirals21
scott hunter being the game changer that allowed this all to happen, oh i love being queer 🥹
Carm 💕@centaursluvr
i am so full of joy oh my god 🥹 so so happy for troy!! let’s goooo queer players in hockey!! fucking amazing
Brad @bradhockeyfan
Oh come on, not another one of #those 🙄
Quinn @Quinn30
Another player coming out that I didn’t see coming so the probabilities for Hollander and Rozanov keep getting higher and higher, I see
super secret hollanov gc
robin has added Gracie
robin
WELCOME GRACIE
sorry i’m still a bit too excited with the troy barrett news
Gracie
hi guys! thanks for adding me!
hannah 81
oh god another one 😭
is pike ever being stopped?
lena
lmaoooo what did you get gracie
Gracie
omg it’s not a very bad one, just pikey laying on his sofa, but you can see jackie and hollzy in the kitchen behind him and then you hear one of his kids screaming like ‘uncle ilya that’s my nose’ and hollzy breaks into the sappiest, softiest smile i’ve ever seen
like if ovaries exploding had a picture on the dictionary, it would be of hollander’s face
Cole
and the uncle ilya makes another appearance
lena
god they are so sweet
it makes me feel so single
hannah 81
same
robin
i’ve already told you we could change that hannah
lena
what?
jen 🏒
wait
hannah 81
ROBIN NOT HERE
robin
😏
Brad @bradhockeyfan
Received my birthday fanmail from Pike and imagine my surprise when I could see in the background the longstanding rivals Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov kissing. In broad daylight. On the mouth. I have never been more disgusted in my life. I hope this is a prank, otherwise this shit is seriously messed up.
[Video description: It’s possible to see Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov locked in a pretty intimate kiss in the reflection of the mirror close to where Hayden Pike is standing talking to the camera. Hollander melts in Rozanov’s arms as they deepen the kiss and the video ends before they break the kiss.]
MLH News ☑️@MLHNews
REAL OR PRANK? Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov caught in a passionate kiss in one of Hayden Pike’s fanmail videos. The pair seem to be unaware that they’re being recorded but could it really be real or just a prank of Hollander’s long term best friend?
[Video attached]
Man in the Crease Podcast ☑️ @MITCPod
Long time rivals Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander caught in a sexual scandal… Together? Tune in later tonight for a special podcast episode, where we analyze the video and talk about what this means for the hockey world and their careers.
Hockey World ☑️ @HockeyWorld
Is it even possible to play against someone you’re in a relationship with without being biased? I wonder how many times Hollander and Rozanov willingly allowed their teams to lose so the other could win. These guys do not belong in hockey.
PJ ☑️ @pjtalkshockey
I don’t know, but outing a couple of players this way when we all know this league is highly intolerant does not sit right with me
Buzzfeed ☑️ @Buzzfeed
New Couple Alert!! 20 Times Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander Were Hiding Their Relationship in Plain Sight And We Didn’t Notice
Kurt Bishop ☑️ @KurtBishop_
The Ottawa Centaurs are very likely to play the Montreal Metros in the playoffs. I wonder if Rozanov and Hollander are gonna be allowed to play since we now know their bias can be affecting their play. Personally I think they should be benched.
super secret hollanov gc
robin
Sent a post
FUCKING BRAAAAAAAAAD
STUPID SMALL DICK FUCKING BRAD
I SWEAR IF I SAW HIS ASS ON THE STREET I’D SLAM INTO HIM FASTER THAN ROZANOV DID WITH KENT
hannah 81
wait i just woke up
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
robin
I SPENT HALF A YEAR TRYING TO STOP THESE FUCKERS FROM GETTING OUTED
AND HERE WE ARE BECAUSE OF FUCKING BRAD
lena
the irony of this guy being a pain in everyone’s butts for YEARS because we believed in their relationship and now being the one to out hollanov is not lost on me
Cole
as someone who was outed to the whole school as a teen, this is extremely triggering :(
can’t imagine how hard it must be to the whole fucking world especially in their case
fuck this is horrible
jen 🏒
i kinda wanna hug the shit out of them rn 😭
damn it pikey, you had one job 😭😭😭
Gracie
the next few weeks are gonna be insane
robin
i wanna throw hands at people every time i refresh my timeline SOMEONE HOLD ME
hannah 81
no way, i’m definitely unleashing a wild robin on them
Kayla
Retweet
robin @hockeygal81
FUCKING BRAD!!!!!
Paul @h0ckey36
Opening twitter to see the hockey world in chaos because of Hollander and Rozanov’s supposedly relationship was not on my bingo card 😃
isa ⛸️ @24hollander
first of all: outing someone is disgusting behavior idc if they are a public person or not
second of all: HOLLZY IS ONE OF US HOLLZY IS ONE OF USSSS
carm @hollzy24
lowkey always thought there was more to hollzy and rozanov’s relationship than just rivalry and i guess i was correct. but man i hate that we found out this way :(
jen 🏒 @metros3524
“they don’t belong in hockey” STFU THESE TWO ARE STANLEY CUP WINNERS!!!!
Jack @jhockeyfan
Do I like that they are in a relationship? Not really. The idea that they play against each other while also being with each other is super odd. But the way some of the fans are acting as if they aren’t two of the best players of the league’s history is even more odd to me
hannah 81 @rozys81
listen, being frustrated that hollander and roz are possibly dating their archrival but being homophobic about this??? i’m gonna start blocking y’all soooo fast
robin @hockeygal81
one wouldn’t even know these two men have four stanley cup between them by reading this stupid ass tweet
Hockey World ☑️ @HockeyWorld
Is it even possible to play against someone you’re in a relationship with without being biased? I wonder how many times Hollander and Rozanov willingly allowed their teams to lose so the other could win. These guys do not belong in hockey.
Kayla @montreals24
So what if Hollander is kissing Rozanov on the mouth? He LITERALLY is the current Cup winner!
macy @rozanvsgf
well roz might have a BF but i ain’t changing my user
Lukas @ottcentaurs32
okay so, One more gay on the centaurs and we’ll pass the admirals as the gayest team on the league 🤪
Kenny @kennyj17
it’s the way rozanov had to go and one up barrett on the coming out
Brad @bradhockeyfan
I don’t care what you all think, if they didn’t want to get caught then they shouldn’t be doing whatever the fuck they are doing. THE LEAGUE IS NO PLACE FOR THIS SHIT
robin @hockeygal81
defending hollanov on the internet is not enough anymore, i need a gun
Remy @censfans43
Some people deserve to get wacked and wacked badly
trin @rozys81
why is it always a white man named Brad
MLH News ☑️ @MLHNews
Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander post a joint statement talking about the leaked video and their relationship.
“Although having the decision to disclose our relationship made for us isn’t ideal, we would like to announce, officially, that we are in a committed romantic relationship, and have been for several years.”
[Two photos attached. One shows Rozanov and Hollander in coach tracksuits at the Irina Foundation Summer Camp. The other is a selfie of both men during the sunset at a lake.]
hannah 81 @rozys81
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
robin @hockeygal81
“that we are in a committed romantic relationship, and have been for several years” I’VE BEEN SAYING
Ottawa Centaurs ☑️ @OttawaCens
We’d like to show our love and support to Captain Rozanov and his Metros’ player boyfriend Shane Hollander 🏳️🌈❤️ #Hollanov #LoveIsLove
[Two photos attached. A screenshot of Rozanov and Hollander’s joint statement and the Irina Foundation Summer Camp picture.]
Kenny @kennyj17
The Cens are truly always gonna be the team with the best PR
Gracie @graciebailey
enough time has passed, it’s time to finally admit that was one hell of a kiss holy shit
[Video attached]
Cole @admirals21
like… do they need a third? my gf has already given me the hall passjen 🏒 @metros3524
i could never stop you babyGracie @graciebailey
WAIT A SECOND JEN YOU ARE COLES FAMOUS GF?????jen 🏒 @metros3524
omg gracie yeah 😭😭hannah 81 @rozys81
bitch wtf???????? 🤯🤯🤯
robin #1 hollanov @hockeygal81
the fact that the official cens account just used the ship name i created while being the most supportive and amazing team out there? I KEEP WINNING
Jack @jhockeyfan
“several years” Holy shit, does that mean they won all their cups while being together????? Woah wait, that puts so many things in perspective
Jay @metrosfan24
The Centaurs issued their support but the Metros’ silence on the ‘Hollanov’ subject really does speak volumes
Quinn @Quinn30
This whole situation is just so fucked up. As much as I can see the Centaurs being okay with it all, I don’t see the same thing happening with the Metros, especially if both teams are playing each other in the playoffs.
Paul @h0ckey36
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Hollander ended up leaving the team after thisQuinn @Quinn30
Watch him leave the Metros for the Cens lol
robin #1 hollanov @hockeygal81
i can’t believe oomfs and i spent half a year collecting fanmails from pike that had hollanov evidences like infinity stones to not out them only for fucking BRAD to fuck everything up. god i hate men
(not you roz sweetie, you’re literally my child)
hay @metrosgal
excuse me you did what????char 🏒 @81charmander
GIRL WTF DO YOU MEANannie @hollandersfav
robin you are not gonna leave us hanging now, are you ARE YOUhannah 81 @rozys81
we almost made it, baby. we almost made it 😔 #fuckingbrad
MLH News ☑️ @MLHNews
🚨 TRADE NEWS: SHANE HOLLANDER HAS BEEN TRADED TO THE OTTAWA CENTAURS. The Metros will get goalie prospect Arty Silvers, a 1st round pick, and 3rd round pick in the upcoming draft.
Quinn @Quinn30
How the fuck does this keep happening to me????