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Subaru after much convincing from his allies decided to use Priestella’s metia to make an accouncement
Subaru: “I’ve come to make an announcement, Regulus Corneas is a bitch-ass motherfucker, He stole my Emilia-tan!, That’s right he waltzed his skinny white ass in here and stole my fucking Emilia-tan and he said that “It’s my right to claim this woman as my bride” and I said that’s stupid, so I’m making a call out post here on this meita, Regulus Corneas you got a small dick, it’s the size of Nee-sama’s concave plateaus except way smaller and here’s what my dong looks like:”
Up in the sky a truly horrifying sight (for the witch cult) could be seen-
It was Reinhard, who was just… there in the sky
Subaru: “That’s right baby, IT’S REINHARD BITCH!”
Subaru: “You stole my Emilia-tan so guess what I’m gonna steal your Wifes!
Reinhard then gained the Divine Protection of Wife Relocation (Abduction)
Subaru: “That’s right this is what you get, MY ULTRA WOMAN STEALER!!”
Reinhard then mysteriously gained another Divine Protection
Subaru: “Except I’m not just gonna steal your wifes I’m gonna go higher, I’M GONNA STEAL YOU!!!!”
Regulus then felt strange
Regulus: “Tch- the absolute gall of that disgusting man, this is a grave violation of my ri-”
Regulus then noticed something… his voice was… higher pitched
Regulus: “What…”
Looking down he noticed something far worse
He was now wearing a dress and had…
Regulus: “No… DAMN YOU!”
Then something just snapped inside of her… Subaru… she needed him… She would add him to her collection of Wifes, no, since when did she have Wifes, she only needed Subaru as her husband
Subaru: “How do you like that Regulus?, I STOLE YOU, YOU IDIOT!”
A timer then appeared in the sky
Subaru: “You Cultists now have 1 hour to get the fuck out of this city before I steal you too.”
Regulus and his former wifes were then teleported to the meita room where their fate was is left up to Subaru