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Marius: do you guys think Lyf likes me?
Raphaella what? No, absolutely not
Ivy: the chances of them liking you were slim when you met them, and only get lower
Raphaella: it’s probably because all of the bullshit you pull. Just the other day, we were exploding bombs to get their attention.
Raphaella (next line): or it could be all the times you’ve played tales to be told. You got them to swear at work.
Ivy: there was only a 15% chance of them doing that in a profesional setting
Raphaella: or it could be when-
Marius: Ok! ok! I get it. They’ll come around though…
Ivy: According to my calculations, it’s a 5% chance.
Raphaella: You’re not winning them over, Marius
Marius: No, I will! I will win them over!
—— (meant to be post-bifrost. A while after)
Marius: I told you guys I would
Lyf: What?
Marius: Nothing