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Saturday, 1:30pm
It was Saturday, Flug and Black Hat both had a day off. Flug was in his room, bored, as usual. What was he to do? Goon again? Obviously not.
Flug begrudgingly grabbed his remote for the TV, his arm annoyingly aching with pain (He'd been gooning for the majority of the day), as soon as the screen flashed on, an advertisement was on, it was for the new FNAF movie. "This shit is cringe as fuck!", Flug sighed. But then he thought, it was a horror movie, was it not? If Black Hat got scared, he might want to find comfort in someone, maybe cuddle them? Jerk them off? Maybe not that, Flug reconsidered, but definitely something intimate.
Flug grabbed his phone to invite Black Hat. Trembling, he started to text Black Hat:
"Hey sir, would you like to see that new FNAF movie at the cinema, if so, be there around 7"
Flug hit send, he was scared shitless. What if Black Hat thought he was a creep for trying to go on a movie date with him? He was practically soaking through his pants, if you took off his pants and looked at his pubes, you could call it the Amazon Rainforest, with how hairy and moist it was (Also, there's a giant snake in it).
"Sure.
Sincerely,
Black Hat"
"Crisis averted, Flug thought. He started to get ready, 6 hours before, like a fucking moron. He had a shower (Where he yet again gooned), he brushed his teeth, he put on some nice clothes, some short pants, which revealed his thighs, so he could get Black Hat's attention. He had done all of this, and it was now only 3pm. He decided to goon in the meantime.
Saturday, 7:00pm
Flug arrived at the cinema, he'd been waiting there for a solid 30 minutes. He worried that Black Hat would be a no show, and that he'd wasted precious gooning time for nothing. Flug felt a tap on his shoulder, it was Black Hat. "Are you ready to see the cinematic adaptation of Scott Cawthon's 2014 classic, Five Nights at Freddy's 2?" Black Hat asked Flug. "Uh, yeah, let's go in, shall we?".
Flug and Black Hat entered the cinema, greeted by an assortment of cheap, plastic popcorn buckets, one was of Toy Freddy's head. "What do you think would happen if I put my dick in this, you think it would cause the bite of '87, eh?" Flug questioned. Black Hat did not respond, he just stared at Flug, with disgust? Pity? Second hand embarrassment? Flug wasn't completely sure, but he knew that he had made a complete doofus of himself. "Uh, how about you go buy us some tickets and... I'll be going to the bathroom...", Flug rushed to the bathroom, not looking back, he was too ashamed to look back at the scene he created.
He closed the bathroom stall door, "WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT", Flug repeatedly slapped his head in anguish. Just as soon as Flug was about to go back and face his mistake, something stopped him, that being the door, it wouldn't open. He looked down, his dick had slipped through his short pants and had gotten stuck in the door. As he realised this, he screamed in absolutely pain and agony. After a good minute of yelling, Black Hat barged in.
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?", Black Hat yelled. He looked at the door and saw the end of Flug's dick, he got the memo. Black Hat stepped out of the bathroom. Flug started to cry, no one was there to save him. He contemplated using a discarded knife that he had found on the floor to chop of his dick, he had always wanted a vagina anyways. He picked up the knife, but as soon as he did, Black Hat returned with a bucket of butter used for the popcorn.
"Okay... So I'm going to have to... RUB THIS BUTTER ON YOUR PENIS TO GET IT OUT... Are you okay with that, Flug? Flug responded with a resounding yes.
Black Hat started to rub his dick, or what ever he could get at, as most of it was stuck in the door. This made Flug extremely horny, of course, this was way better than a silly horror movie cuddle, did fate happen to save his night? Just as he thought that, he came, all over Black Hat...
Flug was so shocked that he slipped his dick right out of the door. Problem solved but another problem emerged. He could hear Black Hat leave the room, Flug did not follow him, obviously. He waited in the bathroom for a solid 30 minutes before leaving.
Flug went to the cinema's front entrance, where he saw Black Hat. "FUCK", he thought, which he didn't really think, he said it out loud, which caught Black Hat's attention. Black Hat approached him, surprisingly, having no cum on him, except for on his lips.
"How about we go back to yours, and forget this ever happened, we can just pirate the movie if you want.", Black Hat said while caressing Flug's shoulder.
They then went on back to Flug's house where they pirated the movie, and got a virus on Flug's laptop. When that happened, they just fucked.
The end.