Work Text:
March 8:
C: Hey this is Charlie, Miles’ niece. He told me to text you and tell you he left his phone at home so call him at Ben’s when you’re heading out.
B: Got it. How’s it going, Charlie? I’m Bass.
C: Miles says to stop texting me now.
March 15:
B: Can you tell your uncle to check his phone please?
C: He’s passed out on the couch.
B: Wake him up and tell him to check his phone.
C: K.
March 22:
B: Miles at your place?
C: No.
B: Know where he is?
C: If I did don’t you think I’d have said so? I’m not that rude
B: Chill
C: I hate when people tell me to chill
[20 minutes later]
B: In case you were wondering, he’s with Baker
C: I wasn’t
B: This has been nice
March 30:
C: We just got to the show. Miles said to text you and tell you the line is insane so don’t be late like you usually are.
B: Fuck. I just woke up.
C: Better hurry.
March 31:
B: Nice meeting you last night
C: You too
C: The show was surprisingly good
B: Surprisingly?
C: You never think of your uncle as being a rock guitarist
C: He’s more like the guy who gets drunk at family reunions and hits on your mom
B: Ha. Sounds about right.
C: Never thought of my uncle’s best friend being a good dancer, either
B: I’m just full of surprises
C: Yea, thought you were just the guy who bugged me when Miles isn’t answering his phone
B: Would you like me to bug you for other reasons?
C: Maybe
B: We’ll see
April 5:
B: this is me bugging you
B: what are you doing tonight?
C: No plans
C: Why?
B: pick you up at 8
C: you don’t know where I live
B: I assumed you’d tell me
C: 3100 Lamplight Ave
C: Apt 41
C: where are we going?
B: see you soon
April 6:
B: ready for a cliché
C: what?
B: can’t stop thinking about you
C: :)
C: does that mean you want to hang out again?
April 9:
C: you going to Miles’ show this weekend?
B: wasn’t planning on it
B: you?
C: yeah probably
B: I’ll be there
April 12:
B: you here yet?
C: in the back, by the bar
April 13:
C: sorry, can’t talk now. Miles is over
B: at your place?
C: he saw us leave together
B: um
B: shit?
C: pretty much. he’s in the bathroom now. guess he needed a break from yelling at me
B: oh hell
C: seems like there’s a lot I don’t know about you
B: no kidding, we’ve hung out three times
C: and slept together once
B: yeah
C: sounds like that’s probably not a big deal to you, though
C: just another woman in a long line
B: what the fuck
B: that’s what miles said?
C: among other things
C: apparently youre divorced? which you never mentioned
B: well if you feel like actually getting to know me, instead of listening to miles bullshit, let me know
C: look its just a lot to take in
C: he told me a lot of bad stories
C: I don’t know what to think
April 14:
C: hey, im sorry
April 16:
C: so you’re pissed
April 20:
C: ready for a cliché?
[40 minutes later]
B: go for it
C: can’t stop thinking about you
B: that’s my line
C: I stole it
C: let’s hang out again
[20 minutes later]
B: what about miles?
C: he doesn’t have to know
B: ok
C: yea? want to come over?
B: now?
C: yea now
B: yeah.
[45 minutes later]
B: I’m downstairs
C: be right there
[4 hours later]
C: oh my god how can you leave a girl frustrated like this?
B: haha
C: I’m serious!
B: you seemed to have concerns we were moving too fast. Just trying to be sensitive here
C: how admirable. really.
B: patience, Charlotte
C: no one calls me that
B: it’s a beautiful name
B: fitting
C: how am I supposed to get to sleep now?
B: do you need suggestions?
C: do you have any?
B: might help if you touch yourself
C: ???
B: nevermind
C: just might be hard to text and do that at the same time
B: you have two hands don’t you?
C: ok
B: ?
C: ok, I am
B: tell me more
C: i’m touching myself
C: over my panties
B: good. what do they look like?
C: purple cotton
B: slide your fingers underneath, but don’t take them off yet
C: ok, I am. I’m rubbing my slit
B: goddamn. are you wet?
C: dripping
C: for you
C: my pussy wants you, bass
B: I know, baby
B: push your fingers inside
C: I am
C: im fucking myself
C: but its not you
B: so fucking needy
B: aren’t you
C: are you hard?
B: fuck yes
C: you doing anything about that?
B: taking my time
B: want you to come first
C: can I take my panties off now?
B: youre waiting for my permission?
B: fuck
B: yes you can
B: do it
C: theyre off. im naked. playing with my tits
B: pinch those sweet nipples for me
B: hard
C: feels so good
C: my pussy is soaked
B: I bet
B: naughty thing
B: do you want to touch yourself now?
C: yes
B: rub your clit
B: GENTLY. do not come yet
C: oh my god
C: please bass
B: you need to come?
C: yeah
C: need it harder
C: tell me I can
B: come for me
B: now
C: I did.
C: you?
B: working on it
B: jerking my cock
B: thinking about you
B: your pussy coming for me
B: tell me how it felt
C: good
C: but empty
C: need you inside of me to come properly
C: need you deep
B: fuck
B: that dd it
B: *did it
B: goddamn
C: yeah
C: that was intense
B: just wait til you go back and read it tomorrow
C: sounds like the voice of experience talking
B: is that a complaint?
C: not really
B: just trust me. read it again tomorrow.
B: goodnight Charlie
C: night
April 21:
C: oh my god
C: you were right
C: it was even better the second time
B: told you
C: you up for another round?
B: now? it’s Monday at 1 pm, college girl
B: some of us have jobs
C: no fun
B: sounds like you already had your fun without me
C: haha
C: good point
C: ok ill let you work
C: the US marines need you more than I do
B: doubt it
[4 hours later]
B: now what are you doing
C: at the library
C: studying. Some of us have school
B: cute
B: I’ll be there in 30 minutes
C: ?
B: I’m picking you up
C: what if im busy
B: oh im sorry
B: thought you wanted me to fill you up with my cock
B: but if you’re busy
C: wow
C: cant argue with that
[28 minutes later]
B: come outside
April 22:
B: you make it to class on time?
C: yea thank god. this prof is nuts
C: thanks for dropping me off
B: sure
C: last night was fun
B: couldn’t agree more
C: I mean, not just the sex
C: all of it
B: I still agree
C: ok good
B: do you like me, check yes or no
C: haha shut up
B: I’m waiting
C: yes
C: dork
B: nice
B: ok person-who-likes-me, does that mean I can see you tonight?
C: three nights in a row
C: ?
B: oops youre right bad idea
C: no, not a bad idea!
C: just saying
B: yes Charlie what are you saying
C: seems kind of serious
B: hardly
B: you scared?
C: no!
C: I do want to hang out tonight
C: sorry. being dumb.
B: you up for going out?
C: sure, where?
B: ill surprise you
C: what should I wear?
[1 hour later]
C: Bass?
[2 hours later]
C: ok im wearing a scuba suit
B: perfect
C: I hate you
April 25:
C: I have that song stuck in my head
B: which one
C: the one the entire cast sang at the end
B: nice
B: sing it to your classmates, they’ll like it
C: very funny
[3 hours later]
C: you coming over tonight?
B: you want me to?
C: no I just asked so I could turn you down
B: youre lucky i like snarky women
C: I count my blessings every day
B: yea ill come over
C: see you then
April 30:
C: im wearing the bracelet
B: that’s what its for
C: ha ha
B: glad you like it :)
C: youre going to spoil me
B: i can try
B: actually scratch that, no gifts for a year
B: teach you the value of a dollar
C: no I like presents
B: hmmm
B: will you promise to wear anything I get you?
C: anything?
B: yea
B: all or nothing
C: ok
B: ok you will?
C: sure
C: am I missing something?
B: god I hope not
May 1:
B: you wearing them?
C: i said i would
B: so yes?
C: yes
B: i love hearing that
B: tell me how it feels
C: sexy
C: naughty
C: keep thinking, what would my classmates say if they knew I was sitting here wearing crotchless panties
B: they would think you are a wanton thing
B: and they would be right
C: only because of you
B: exactly
B: are you wearing a skirt
C: yes
B: when i see you tonight, im pushing it up your hips
B: going to lick you til you come
B: without even taking them off
C: jesus bass. I’m in class. Someone could see my screen
B: they can probably smell how wet you are
C: are you writing this shit at work?
B: I left early today
C: gotcha
B: im driving over to you now
C: yes!
B: pick you up after class
C: thank god
B: just so you know, I plan on taking you in the car
B: I cant wait a second longer than I absolutely have to
C: no way
C: people will see
B: trust me
B: i know a parking garage nearby that’s always empty on the top levels
B: no cameras
C: once again, the voice of experience
B: once again, I don’t hear you complaining
[5 minutes later]
B: how are those panties doing
C: soaked through
B: good girl
B: see you after class
May 6:
C: you know what I think you should be thinking about while you’re at work right now?
B: tell me
C: parking garage sex
B: way ahead of you
C: isn’t it distracting?
B: everything about you is
C: not just the sex?
B: fishing, Charlotte?
C: ugh nevermind
B: no not just the sex
B: do we need to take a monthlong sex break so I can prove it to you?
C: NO
B: you mean the world to me
B: and also I like fucking you
B: that work?
C: that’s perfect
B: gotta go, heading into a meeting
C: see you tonight
May 10:
B: you busy?
C: walking to class. whats up?
B: just got reamed out by Frank
C: that sucks. what for?
B: classified.
B: lets just say, he didn’t agree with a decision i made
B: on an operation
C: im sure you did the right thing
C: he’ll get over it
B: tell me something good
C: got an A on my poli sci essay!
B: nice
B: good job
C: good job to you too, you helped me
C: see, you must know something about military tactics
B: ha
B: Civil War only, apparently
C: :(
C: no
[5 minutes later]
B: wanna hear your voice. call me if youre not in class yet
May 14:
C: hows work?
B: im exhausted
C: cant imagine why
B: I think you out-drank me
C: I definitely did
B: typical Matheson
C: speaking of which
C: Miles’ birthday party is tomorrow at my folks house
C: you coming?
B: I wasn’t invited
B: must be family only
C: im inviting you
C: and you are his family
C: but not mine. to be clear.
B: ha
B: i dono…
C: it’ll be fine
B: you sure you want to do this?
C: hes not going to care. its been over a month.
B: if you say so
C: pick me up at my place, we’ll ride over together
May 15:
B: heading your way
C: k see you soon
[2 hours later]
B: that went well, I thought
C: that was awful
C: he’s still here
B: things calmed down?
C: sort of. but it’s so tense
C: im sorry. That was bad.
B: not your fault
C: now he’s yelling asking who im texting. I g2g
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M: answer your phone, chickenshit
B: the last four times I did, I got cussed out and yelled at
B: after being threatened with bodily harm at a nice family birthday party
B: so no, I don’t think I will
M: you think this shit is funny?
M: you better hope I don’t find you or youre a fucking dead man
B: got it
M: fuck you, Bass
B: what do you want me to say, Miles?
B: I told you, I care about her
B: what more do you want?
M: want you out of her life
B: that’s not happening
M: cant believe you
M: been going behind my back for over a month now?
M: this is so fucked up, bass
B: it wasn’t behind your back
B: it had nothing to do with you
M: right, you just forgot to mention it
B: I knew you wouldn’t like it, obviously
B: but shes an adult, im an adult
M: she’s not an adult! She’s barely 22
B: that’s an adult
B: just because you treat her like she’s still 13
M: and you’re 47, dickhead
M: do you realize how weird that is?
M: seriously bass? can you even hear yourself right now?
B: can you?
B: your niece found someone who loves her and all you can do is bitch about a stupid age difference
[5 minutes later]
M: are you serious?
B: what
M: look at what you wrote
[10 minutes later]
B: yea
M: yea you looked?
B: yea i love her
M: this is not good
B: yes it is
M: IT IS NOT A GOOD THING THAT YOURE IN LOVE WITH MY NIECE
B: I’m kind of happy about it
M: you fucking asshole
B: come on miles
M: you going to answer your phone now?
B: you going to yell and cuss me out?
[5 minutes later]
M: no
B: then ok
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C: wtf did you say to miles?
B: nothing
C: ???
C: he came in here all, ok its fine with me, whatever you want to do with Bass
C: did yall talk?
B: yea
B: hey can I come pick you up in a few minutes?
B: theres something I need to tell you
The end.