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2026-01-15
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Tim Drake Steals Lonnie's Dog

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Tim Drake steals Lonnie's dog for no good reason because he's evil and the spawn of Satan

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"I have nothing to lose; you are free to turn me in. This in no way thwarts my plans."

"You have a dog?"

"That can't be the only thing you came for."

"You didn't answer my question."

"I have no intention to tell you any— oof!"

"That should do it. Next question: who was supposed to be your next target, Lonnie?"

"The dog's name is Yap."

"I need names. You hospitalized 10 different CEOs under a week, you're completely mad!"

"Names, huh?"

"These people you're terrorizing.. they all have families."

"And you think I'm an exception to that? I've sacrificed more than you'll ever know for the privilege to be the people's protector."

"…"

"What did you do with Yap?"

"He likes me better than you."

"I'll kill you."

"I know you won't, I read those anarchist books of yours. Big fan of Bakunin?"

"I don't know why I'm putting up with this. You should be the one helping me!"

"I'm well aware of what they've done."

"So why not?"

"Why not what?"

"We should've been partners."

"Well geez, buy me dinner the next time you decide on torturing billionaires."

"What?"

"B, this is Robin. I've apprehended Anarky."

"…"

"…"

"What..?"

"See ya!"