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Chalky was walking back to his house when he almost got fucking robbed by some rando. He was about to get beat when a purple dinosaur walked over and ate the robber. Chalky was incredibly taken by how stunning the big ass dinosaur was and started to thank him. The dinosaur instantly became gay for Chalky and introduced himself as Barney. Chalky realized how late it was and started to head home when Barney revealed that his mom was kinda homeless and asked to live with chalky.
Chalky knew Broomer was probably gonna be pissed at him and tried to decline, however Barney just followed him home because dinosaurs don’t have moral compasses. Chalky somehow wasn’t bothered by this. Broomer however was obviously freaked the fuck out and left to go get cigarettes and milk. It was just Chalky and Barney.
“So… you like friendship?” Chalky asked, not rlly sure what to say.
“I fucking LOVE friendship.” Barney replied.
And then they started making out or something Idfk I don’t wanna write ts.
Broomer walking into his house to see his boyfriend making out with Barney the dinosaur (from our imagination) and just sighed. He pulled out his big ass machine gun he got at the big ass machine gun store and shot at Barney. He struck Barney right between the ribs and he fell and destroyed half the house.
“Oh my god… Broomer I’m so-“
“It’s fine Chalky, I’m convinced all of this was just a massive lsd trip.”
And then they made out or something bro I just don’t wanna write ts anymore.