Work Text:
Unknown number
Who is this?
Lily (Shane)
What
Lily (Shane)
You text me?
Lily (Shane)
Who are you?
Unknown number
I found your number in my partner’s phone
Unknown number
I just want to know if I’m being cheated on okay?
Lily (Shane)
Ah
Lily (Shane)
I do not know
Lily (Shane)
Some girls do not tell me, is not my fault
Unknown number
Girls?
Unknown number
Wait what?
Unknown number
Are you bisexual?
Unknown number
Or are you a guy?
Lily (Shane)
I cannot be both???
Lily (Shane)
🙄
Lily (Shane)
I have slept with lot of people
Lily (Shane)
So if you want to know if there is cheating I will need dates
Lily (Shane)
Are you girl? Is partner boy? Tell me details or I cannot help
Unknown number has read this message.
Lily (Shane)
Hello???
Rose
Hey Shane are you still free for dinner tonight?
Shane
Yes! What time?
Rose
Shall we say 8?
Shane
Sounds good. Can’t wait to see you.
Rose Landry liked this message.
Unknown number
Shane and I broke up by the way
Unknown number
Just thought you might like to know
Lily (Shane)
Wait
Lily (Shane)
You are Rose Landry?
Lily (Shane)
Person you thought was cheat was Shane?
Lily (Shane)
What the fuck
Lily (Shane)
He would not do this
Unknown number
I know, hockey guys have traumatised me and now I’m an idiot! I feel really bad please don't tell Shane that I thought he was a cheater
Lily (Shane)
I should not have told you I was a man
Lily (Shane)
Fuck
Lily (Shane)
Fuck
Lily (Shane)
Do not tell anyone.
Lily (Shane)
Tell me you will not tell anyone.
Lily (Shane)
Landry!
Unknown number
You really didn’t know it was me?
Lily (Shane)
No
Lily (Shane)
How much do you know about me?
Lily (Shane)
You know who I am?
Unknown number
No Shane told me nothing, don’t worry
Unknown number
And I swear I won’t tell anyone about Shane!! I would never!!
Unknown number
You can trust me, I promise!
Unknown number
Also do not sell this number to the press or I actually will hunt you down and murder you
Lily (Shane)
Does press know that Rose Landry is so violent?
Lily (Shane)
Also I would like to see you try
Lily (Shane)
Your arms are like little twigs
Unknown number disliked this message.
Unknown number
So
Unknown number
Did you use the information I gave you properly?
Lily (Shane)
Who is this
Unknown number
Seriously??
Unknown number
Did you not save my number?
Unknown number
It’s Rose
Lily (Shane)
Rose who?
Unknown number
Very funny.
Lily (Shane)
?
Unknown number
…Rose Landry
Unknown number
You’re an asshole you know that?
Unknown number
Save my number!
Lily (Shane)
Fine
Unknown number was saved to contacts as ‘Jane’s ex’.
Lily (Shane)
I did
Lily (Shane)
Thank you for telling me about break up
Jane’s ex liked this message.
Jane’s ex
And??
Lily (Shane)
And what
Jane ex’s
More details please!!
Jane’s ex
Shane is a terrible gossip
Jane’s ex
He gives me none of the juicy details
Lily (Shane)
No
Jane’s ex
:(
Lily (Shane)
You are very nosy
Lily (Shane)
I thought Rose Landry would have busy exciting life
Lily (Shane)
But no
Lily (Shane)
You only care about Shane Hollander’s love life
Lily (Shane)
Is very sad
Lily (Shane)
And boring
Lily (Shane)
You should move on
Lily (Shane)
He is mine now
Jane’s ex
Aw
Jane’s ex
Very rude way of telling me but I still approve!
Lily (Shane)
We do not need approval of ex girlfriend
Jane’s ex
Not true! You always need the bestie’s stamp of approval!
Lily (Shane)
What the fuck is a bestie
Jane’s ex
Huh?
Lily (Shane)
English is not first my language
Jane’s ex
Oh I’m sorry!!
Jane’s ex
It’s short for best friend
Lily (Shane)
No
Lily (Shane)
You cannot be best friend to ex boyfriend
Jane’s ex disliked this message.
Jane’s ex
Is Shane okay??
Jane’s ex
I heard he had a nasty hit and was taken to hospital???
Jane’s ex
I’ve texted a bunch but he’s not responding!!
Jane’s ex
Please just let me know if he’s okay.
Lily (Shane)
He cannot go on phone because of concussion but he is okay.
Jane’s ex
Thank you for letting me know, I was very worried!
Lily (Shane)
Me too.
Jane’s ex liked this message.
Lily (Shane)
Stop texting Shane please
Jane’s ex
Excuse me????
Jane’s ex
I’m just checking up on him!
Lily (Shane)
You are distracting him from me when I am trying to get him into bed
Lily (Shane)
Is very unfair
Lily (Shane)
I fly all the way to fucking Ottawa for him and he is texting ex girlfriend
Jane’s ex
Wait are you at the cottage!!!!
Jane’s ex
AWWWWWWWW
Jane’s ex
Okay what the hell I’ve been texting Shane all week and he’s said NOTHING!
Jane’s ex
What a terrible best friend
Jane’s ex
I’m now taking applications for a new bestie…
Jane’s ex
I think it should be you
Jane’s ex
Hello?
Jane’s ex
???
Jane's ex
This is rude!
Jane's ex
Most people would kill to be best friends with me and you're leaving me on delivered!!
Lily (Shane) has notifications silenced.
Jane’s ex
Ohhhh
Jane’s ex
Have fun ;)
Lily (Shane)
We are boyfriends now :)
Lily (Shane)
Just so you know he is now off limits for you
Jane’s ex
Awwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Jane’s ex
You guys are so cute
Jane's ex
Also I think the fact that he's gay let me know that but thanks I guess
Lily (Shane)
Also met Yuna and David
Jane’s ex
Wow that was quick!
Lily (Shane) laughed at this message.
Jane’s ex
Does this mean I can meet you??
Jane’s ex
I still know you as Lily
Jane’s ex
This is unfair
Jane’s ex
What about just telling me your name
Jane’s ex
Or your job
Jane's ex
Just the basics, I get if you don't want to let me know who you are fully if you're not out
Jane’s ex
But Shane is so tight lipped
Lily (Shane)
What does this mean tight lipped
Jane’s ex
Oh sorry!
Jane’s ex
It means like his mouth is closed
Jane’s ex
Because he’s keeping you secret and he won't give me any details
Lily (Shane)
Ah
Lily (Shane)
Well this is your fault because he has no problem opening his mouth for me ;)
Jane’s ex
Wow
Jane’s ex
I like you Lily
Lily (Shane)
I am funny and hot so this is not unexpected
Jane’s ex
Then why don’t you like me :(
Lily (Shane)
…
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Lily (Shane)
You should make new friends
Lily (Shane)
You text Shane all the time🙄
Jane’s ex
I’m trying but you won’t let me!
Lily (Shane)
Not me
Lily (Shane)
Anyone else
Jane’s ex
:(
Lily (Shane)
Hello
Jane’s ex
Hey?
Lily (Shane)
Where is black mini dress from
Lily (Shane)
Link: Hello!US: Rose Landry out on the town in LA!
Lily (Shane)
My friend says you have good style
Lily (Shane)
I want to buy for her birthday
Jane’s ex
Aw
Jane’s ex
It’s from Valentino!
Jane’s ex
But I think there’s only a few, I got it cause I had a shoot with them :(
Jane’s ex
I’ll try and see if I can get another but I doubt they’d gift me the same dress twice, sorry!
Lily (Shane)
That is very nice offer, thank you
Lily (Shane)
But is okay, I have contacts
Jane’s ex
Aw you’re being nice to me!
Jane’s ex
This is growth I’m so proud
Jane’s ex
I knew I’d wear you down eventually :)
Lily (Shane) disliked this message.
Jane’s ex
Wait you have contacts at Valentino???
Jane’s ex
Wait are you famous????
Lily (Shane)
Ah that would be telling
Lily (Shane)
;)
Lily (Shane)
Say bye bye to Shane
Jane’s ex
You sound like you’re going to murder him???
Jane's ex
Or kidnap him
Jane’s ex
Should I be worried?????
Lily (Shane)
Only for a bit ;)
Lily (Shane)
Anyway say goodbye, he is about to be busy
Jane’s ex
Ugh for how long? I'm on set in hair and make up and I have nothing else to do!
Lily (Shane)
For three hours ;)
Jane’s ex
THREE HOURS?????
Jane’s ex
What the hell
Jane’s ex
UGH the guys I date could never
Jane’s ex
It’s more like 3 minutes
Jane’s ex
Except Shane obviously but as he’s gay I don't think that counts
Lily (Shane)
Wow I feel very sad for you
Lily (Shane)
This is why you text Shane all day
Lily (Shane)
No good sex to distract you
Jane’s ex
Rude!
Lily (Shane)
You must train them like dog
Lily (Shane)
At the beginning Shane was very quick
Lily (Shane)
Sometimes 30 seconds
Jane’s ex
HAHAHA holy shit!
Lily (Shane)
But he cannot be blamed I am just that good ;)
Lily (Shane)
Okay bye now
Jane’s ex
Wow okay have fun ;)
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Lily (Shane) has notifications silenced.
Lily (Shane)
You should tell news you are broken up
Lily (Shane)
Link: Hello!Canada: Shane Hollander and Rose Landry spotted…are they back on again?
Jane’s ex
Ugh will they ever listen??
Jane’s ex
I’ve told everyone a million times we’re just friends!
Jane’s ex
I’m really sorry I’ll fix this!
Lily (Shane) liked this message.
Rose Landry posted on instagram.
[Photo of Rose and Shane in a restaurant smiling. Caption: quality time in montreal my best FRIEND❤️].
Ilya Rozanov liked this photo.
@rozanovmyking18
OKAY has anyone else seen that ilya liked rose landry’s instagram friendzoning shane hollander… this man is evil i love him
@puckme24
omg shane.. this is fucking BRUTAL
@rosemyqueen
imagine being friendzoned by THE rose landry via instagram and then your fucking rival likes that post…shane hollander ur stronger than me i would be CRASHING OUT
@hockeyfan888
will this be the thing to make hollander throw down his gloves??? i am already locked in to the metros v raiders game next week fr
@hollzyhollzy24
the concept of your rival liking an instagram of u being friendzoned… this is like psychological warfare
Jane’s ex added Lily (Shane) and Shane Hollander into a group chat.
Jane’s ex
Okay Shane when am I meeting your man!
Jane’s ex
I have was informed you and ‘Lily’ are now boyfriends ages ago and I was waiting very patiently for SOMEONE else to tell me but he’s a TERRIBLE best friend so I am taking the initiative!!
Shane
What
Shane
What the fuck?
Shane
What is this???
Shane
How did you even get his number?
Shane
Wait did you go through my phone?
Lily (Shane)
None of your business.
Jane’s ex laughed at this message.
Jane’s ex
…maybe. Shane I’m sorry❤️
Shane
What is this???
Shane
I don’t understand, are you two friends or something??
Lily (Shane)
No
Jane’s ex
Yes!
Jane’s ex
:(
Jane’s ex
It’s a work in progress!
Jane’s ex
But he’s warming up to me I can tell
Lily (Shane) disliked this message.
Rose Landry posted on instagram.
[Selfie of Rose in the make up chair. Caption: I swear I spent 90% of my time here someone come and save me]
Ilya Rozanov liked this photo.
Jane’s ex
So I’m in Montreal this week….
Jane’s ex changed the chat name to ‘Shane stop hiding your man from me’.
Lily (Shane) changed the chat name to ‘Shane are you ashamed of me :(‘.
Shane
You two are ridiculous.
Shane
I’m muting this chat now I have practice.
Lily (Shane) changed the chat name to ‘Shane Hollander is an asshole’.
Jane’s ex laughed at this message.
Shane
I don’t like this.
Lily (Shane)
We don’t care❤️
Jane’s ex loved this message.
Jane's ex changed the chat name to 'flower power!'.
Rose Landry
Link: Hello!Canada: Shane Hollander’s rival Ilya Rozanov spotted with Metro’s ex Rose Landry!
Rose Landry
Have you seen this??
Rose Landry
My publicist is going to kill me
Ilya
Oops.
Rose Landry
What am I going to tell her??
Rose Landry
They don’t know we’re secretly besties
Ilya liked this message.
Rose Landry
And I can't exactly tell the truth...
Rose Landry
VICTORY
Shane
Hey can you stop distracting Ilya please he will not get off his phone.
Rose Landry laughed at this message.