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chan made a group chat
Chan added: Minho, changbin, hyunjin, and 4 others
Chan renamed the group to: all together :)
…
all together :) (8)
Chan: finally figured how to do this :)
Han: wsp hoes it’s your boy John pork
Seungmin: damn your old 😬
Chan: .
Minho: @han what’s your obsession with John pork
it irritates me
Seungmin: I don’t want this :/im leaving
Chan: about that
you can’t
Seungmin: you watched tutorials didn’t you… 🙃
Chan: this is for group bonding
not…
this
Seungmin: so my theory was right
you fucking grandpa
Chan muted Seungmin for 1 hour
Han: didn’t know u were capable of doing that
Chan: I very much do know how to mute people
and change names
Hyunjin: I’m cringing of how boring our names are
you know what that meannnnnssss ;)
Hyunjin changed their name to yun
Hyunjin changed Chans name to an
Hyunjin changed Minho name to mi
Hyunjin changed Changbin name to ang
Hyunjin changed Han name to ha
Hyunjin changed Felix name to Fe
Hyunjin changed Seungmin name to eung
Hyunjin changed Jeongin name to Jeon
yun: Han did this btw
this isn’t very creative
Ha: your just a hater
Fe: I like these names (•͈ᴗ•͈)
very simple ヽ(＊ ´ ▽ ` ＊)ノ
eung: hi Felix
Fe: hiiii
Yun: vote yes of u want your name changed
an: yes
mi: yes
ang: yes
Jeon: yes
yun: okayyy that’s basically everyone
Ha: whaaat
these are epic names how dare you
yun unmuted eung
an: how did you get admin
yun: you gave it to me?
an: oh shit
yun: :)
Jeon: oooo shits Going to happen
an: well I have a trick up my sleeve
yun: dammit
an: and I just lied to you
I don’t have a trick up my sleeve
ha: being a liar in the big 26 💀🥀get a life 😬😬😬
Fe: 😐😑😐
who birthed u?
yun: LMAO
ha: .
:(
ang: get the popcorn yall
eung: I will 👍
yun: who says y’all anymore
that’s soooo old 🙄
eung: this chat is veryyyyy interesting
mi: burn it @ha
burn Han
eung: left me on read hoe
minhoe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha ha
ha: .
HA HA H.A
an kicked out ha
an: wrong person
an added Han
Han: I FEEL SOOOOOO OFFENDED
an: it was supposed to be seungmin
eung: what
an: yea
bye (for now)
eung: I hate you
an kicked out eung
an: :)
Han: wait why he got kicked out ??
an: ehhh
maybe I should ass him back
an: oh
Han: ass
woah daddy Chan why you thinking about ass 😛
an: ..
im blocking u
ang: always kicking people out for NO reason
an: false I literally did two
an kicked out ang
Han: SEE HES RIGHT
Fe: I’m afraid he is right …
an added Seungmin
Seungmin: disappointed.
an: correction I did three
not everyone
Han: now that I think about it
you shouldn’t even be admin anymore >:(
yun: vote yes if u agree
Seungmin: wait wait wait no need for that
I have a trick up my sleeve
yun: k
an left the group
Seungmin: I got his phone
Jeon: what are u going to do with it
Seungmin: do u want me to do something to it?
Han: SMASH IT SMASH THE FUCKING PHONE >:)
Seungmin: .
should I yes or no
Han: yeeess
Jeon: wait for me I wanna see :D
Seungmin: okay that’s two yes
everyone gather around to watch
fe: he has plenty of phones :) (That I know of)
Seungmin: count down
3
2
1…….
Han: oh shit your starting?! WAIT FOR ME PLEASE I BWG!!!!!!
Seungmin: why do all of you want to see my phone break?
this is Chan btw
Ang: shit you ruined it :/
Seungmin: wtf do you mean I ruined it!?
seungmin was about to smash my phone!
Han: duddddee it couldve gone viral
Seungmin: were already famous
Han: oh right
dammit
mi: I tried to stop him so don’t blame me
Seungmin: ..
you didn’t even try
Han: boner alert ‼️ daddy’s mad 😨
Seungmin: .
mi: Han wtf 😬