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So, you've decided to live in a camper van. Well, "decided" is putting it nicely. But it sure sounds a lot better than "been forced to," if you ask me. Which no one did, admittedly.
Anyway, you can be happy in a camper van! Lots of people did it even before the apocalpyse. What's the name of that couple who lives in their van and does the radio broadcasts? No, that's not it. It'll come back to me. For now, let's get you set up in your new home.
The first step is to find some camper vans in good working condition.
The second step is to raid office supply stores for decorative bits.
When Janine says, “You do realize that this is only a temporary living arrangement, don't you?”
And Jody responds with, “Yeah, but who knows how long ‘temporary’ is? Besides, curtains will insulate the vans!”
You should nod your agreement and continue stuffing binder clips into the panel around the van window.
Tom will enter presently, arms loaded with fabric, and echo his agreement. “Let us have our fun, Jane!” he’ll say.
Janine will jump and spin around, her fingers twitching toward her sidearm. Don't be alarmed. She does that every time he enters the room.
“Thomas! I told you not to sneak up on me ever again!”
“I wasn’t!” He’ll dump the fabric between you and Jody. “I was being loud as a bear!”
“Bears are incredibly stealthy hunters,” Janine will snap. “They’re capable of prowling perfectly silently.”
“Loud as a zom, then!” Tom will grab a handful of the binder clips and sets to work on the front windows.
“Oh, for the love of—”
Ignore Janine’s crankiness and continue decorating the camper van. Pick out a really cute fabric to use for curtains. You’ll want the privacy afforded by those curtains in a few hours.