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Dana Evans NSFW ABCs

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I have it down bad for Dana and couldn't stop myself from making one of these.

NSFW headcanons with her controversially young girlfriend.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Dana is the QUEEN of aftercare. She’ll hold you until your breathing has returned to normal, whispering praises in your ear as she runs her calloused fingers through your hair. She’ll make sure you’re comfortable before cleaning you up with a warm cloth, her voice low and gravely from satiation. She loves nothing more than taking care of you, the instinct only made stronger from her years and years of nursing. 

 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her personal favourite body part is her hands and fingers. She uses them as much as she can when she’s fucking you– circling your clit exactly the way you need it, buried two or three fingers into your cunt, pressing them down against your tongue until you’re gagging prettily, wrapped around your throat as she fucks you from behind with her strap- she loves the look of her hands on you, it literally doesn’t matter. 

Her favourite body part of yours is your hips. When you’re out in public, she always has a hand on your lower back or hips when allowed; she can’t help how possessive she is of you. It’s never in an overbearing way, just a way to ground both of you and keep you connected. 

 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

She loves to make you a dripping mess. Either from edging you for hours until there’s a wet spot under your ass or from making you come so many times you’re both soaked in cum and sweat. 

 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

You’re her dirty secret, in the best way possible. Your age gap makes things much more complicated than any of her past relationships. She feels guilty for it sometimes, but you love being her dirty little secret. The taboo of it only makes your relationship that much hotter. 

 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Dana absolutely knows what she’s doing. She’s incredibly experienced with both men and women, so she really knows how to treat you right. 

 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

She loves being on top, but she especially loves queening you. Loves nothing more than rocking on your face, her hands gripping the headboard as she rides your tongue. You’re always so much more enthusiastic like this, feeding off her power and energy as she presses down even harder, and if you can’t breathe? Oh well. What a way to go.  

 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She’s very serious during sex, unless you’re both a little drunk, then she can’t stop smiling and laughing. She’ll smirk and tease to rile you up, but as soon as you’re in the throes of pleasure, her mind is completely focused on you and making you come. 

 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

She keeps herself neatly trimmed, but hates being completely bare. Her pubic hair is daker than her hair, and now that she’s going grey, it’s getting darker and speckled with greys. 

 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Just because she’s serious doesn’t mean she’s not a total romantic. She praises you and everything about you while touching you. She often worships your body with her lips, pointing out everything you deem as an insurcity and molding it into something to love. 

 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

As she gotten older, her sex drive had gone down, but the moment you came into her life she became absolutely insatiable. The times when your shifts are opposite for weeks on end, she finds her hand buried between her legs more often than she’d morally like. She lets you know every. single. time too. And very rarely, she’ll even send you pictures or videos (always waiting until you’re on a short break so she doesn’t distract you) just because she knows you’ll be using it later while she’s on shift. 

 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dana has a mommy kink. She loves being called mommy. It took a little convincing for you to call her that, but now you do it regularly, and she absolutely loves it. She likes marking you, too. Watching the bruises form where her mouth has been. She’s naturally dominant in bed, and loves how easily you submit to her. 

 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

She’s a traditionalist and doesn’t have sex anywhere but a bed. She’s far too old for shower sex, and couches are never comfortable enough to maneuver you the way she wants you. You’ll try to push her every once in a while and eat her out against the front door of your apartment, but you’re always back in bed by her second orgasm. 

 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

She loves the simple things. Stares held just a little too long, hands that linger just a little too much. There’s a particular look in your eyes that you get every so often that immediately has her clit pulsing– a soft and loving yet greedy look when she knows exactly what you’re thinking about. Being wanted is her biggest turn on, especially as she ages. Having someone look at her like they want is her biggest aphrodisiac. 

 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She absolutely will not have sex in the hospital. When she’s at work, she’s a completely different person and has a one-track mind. Sex rarely crosses her mind at work, and she’ll even go as far as to chastise you if you’re anything but professional. Sure, you’ll have fun verbally, but any touching is immediately shut down. 

There isn’t much adventure-wise that she won’t try at least once (minus anything with bodily excretions because she deals with that enough daily, she doesn’t need it in her sex life) and finds it very hard to say no to you. 

Her biggest turn-off is disobedience. She has very little patience for you if you’re ever being seriously bratty and ends up pissing her off more than turning her on. 

 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She’s got an oral fixation. Enough said. 

 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on her mood and the circumstances. If it’s been a hard shift, she’s rough and fast, fucking you until neither of you can move from physical exhaustion. On the good days, she takes it nice and slow and takes her sweet fuckin’ time. Though her favorite pace is the slow, sensual sex you have in the early hours of the morning when you both have a shift off, waking up with each languid pass of a tongue or deep thrust of fingers. 

 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Dana doesn’t really like quickies. She takes a little more time to orgasm now that she’s hit menopause, and the only real time you two have to have sex is when you have hours with each other, so why make it quick? 

 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

The only risk she really likes taking is ones that could out your relationship. Even then, her touches are ones that could easily be passed off as platonic. When you’re out with other residents and attendings (she’s always invited; everybody loves her), she’ll place her hand on your shoulder or squeeze your elbow as she passes. Everyone knows that physical touch is her love language, but only you and she know what those touches mean. 

 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She doesn’t have the stamina she used to when she was younger, but she can still go for hours. Her body may be done after three or four orgasms, but she’s always one to give until you’ve had enough, and being so much younger than her has challenged her beyond what she thought possible. 

 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Oh boy. She has more toys than you would have thought one person could possess. From bullet vibrators and internal strap-ons to handcuffs and ropes, Dana’s sex toy box is more like a drawer. While you don’t necessarily need them to get each other off, you’re both big fans of using them. 

 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Dana is a tease. She loves riling you up and bringing you close to frustration before you’re finally alone. And when she finally gets you alone, she keeps that teasing up until you’re begging for her. She knows how much you love her voice and she uses that to her wicked advantage, murmuring in your ear what she wants to do to you while you order another round of drinks for the table, or when she looks over your shoulder while you’re charting to whisper a “suuuuch a good girl” in your ear. Teasing you and melting you until she knows your underwear are ruined and you might just cry. 

 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

She is not afraid to be vocal, especially with you. She’d had lovers in the past who had made her feel ashamed for being so vocal, but she’d seen how much it spurred you on the first time and hasn’t held back since. You pull noises from her she didn’t know she could make– deep guteral moans, high-pitched whines, gasps that tear from her throat. 

 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Dana was pierced when she was younger. She had a bit of a wild streak while in nursing school and got her nipples, belly button and clit pierced. She took them out in her late twenties because of babies and responsibilities, but she still misses them every once in a while. She’s also got more than just the tattoo on her arm, but it’s the only visible one unless she’s fully naked. She’s got a poorly done heart on her ass and a blown-out stethoscope on her foot that she got in college (she thought it was cute then, okay?) 

 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

She’s a simple cotton woman, far too old for putting fashion over comfort. She’ll wear lingerie when you ask her to, but usually for special occasions. She prefers a bikini cut underwear and full coverage bras or sports bras. You’ll buy her colorfully patterned things every once in a while, earning yourself an exasperated look as she slides them on. 

 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

She doesn’t outwardly yearn for you, keeping her cool when in public. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t want you all the time. She’s not always turned on, but the yearning to be close to you and feel you is constant. Her yearning goes far into the depths of her love for you, making her feel like she’s drowning for you sometimes. 

 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She rarely falls asleep straight after sex, but she’s also used to fighting physical exhaustion. You both stay awake long enough to take care of each other afterward and usually end up falling asleep together.