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Fizzy stood on the hill that was soooooo green, so green it was actually genuinely concerning I think Fizzy might want to step off of it, it looks really radioactive. Fizzy ignores the warning from the awesome writer who screams and scratches at the invisible walls wait this is kinda like truman show. what. ok? Fizzy stands unbothered by the burning sensation that is slowly travelling up his legs, looking at the blazing sun that is burning his eyes so fucking badly oh my god bruh. Suddenly, Fizzy hears someone coming up the hill from behind. He turns around and sees his arch nemesis, EVIL FIZZY. Evil Fizzy charges at Fizzy at an unimaginable speed, skidding to a stop in front of him, the dust going into both of their dry eyes that might as well just shatter at this point.
"FIZZY!!! YOU ARE STUPID AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!" Evil fizzy stated calmly.
"wait no dont do that :(" Fizzy pleaded, begging on his knees, crying sobbing spitting snotty.
But Evil Fizzy does not listen. He grabs the knife he shoved up his asshole and stabs...HIMSELF???!???! WHATT THE HEEEEELLL OH MY GOOODD NOOO WAYAYAYAYA!!! BROTHER HOLD ON MAN HOLD ON!!!
"OH MY GOD NO EVIL FIZZY!" Fizzy screamed
"I..I did this...for us...auauguaggughuhhguhhu" Evil Fizzy gargled out.
Evil Fizzy dropped to his knees, bloody knife still clutched between his paw. A single tear he shed from his eyeball before he hit the ground face first. Fizzy dropped to his knees next to him, tears clogging his eyes and falling down his cardboard head. The cardboard became sooo soggy like kind of moldy uhmm not cool dude. He cry and Evil Fizzy is die.
Sudddenly, A blue box appear behind him!!!! oh my god!! it a police box!! this is just like doctor who!!!
A cool guy step out but he turn out to be EVIL TENTH DOCTOR!!?!?!! WHWAAAAAAT!?!!?
"I eat the pear" Evil 10th doctor says as he eats a whole pear in one bite stem and all.
Fizzy does the thousand yard soldier stare you know that one image if you dont here it is
yeah that one
"I too am in this episode" says Castiel Supernatural
and then they all got freaky in the sheaty's or something i dont know dude use your imagination.