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Part 1 of Hermitcraft Therapy
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Published:
2026-02-01
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2026-02-09
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2/?
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Hermitcraft Therapy (Grian)

Summary:

Xisuma notices tha Grian had been more withdrawn than usual. So he hires a therapist! This is obviously the best idea and nothing bad will happen!
Ten thousand phone calls later, he finally finds a therapist who is willing to take on an avian with probably several undiagnosed mental disorders.
That therapist also happens to record audio logs.

Notes:

ALL RATINGS, WARNINGS AND TAGS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!!!
When a new chapter is posted, please look at the tags again! This is because I have little to no idea where this will go!

I will probably have more hermits come. Don't hold your breath, because 1) I don't want you to sue me for someone's death and 2) It's going to be a long time.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Client Grian Prior Knowledge

Summary:

Grian's file, with comments from his therapist, and little intro to some of our characters.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Client 3405 prior knowledge

Click

[Karen]
I'm hoping this is on.
For those of us who don't know, I am Karen Estelle. Why did I say that? Everyone should know by now.

A drawn-out sigh

[Karen]
Well. I do have a new client, for whom I am being horrendously overpaid for by someone named…

Papers shuffle

[Karen]
X-eye-zoo-mah? Xisuma? Weird name. The client is named Grian? Is this correct? What is with these weird names? Anyways. Yes. The rest of the file. Ok.

Papers shuffle

[Karen]
Age: probably somewhere around late teens to early 20s. What is going on here?
Pronouns: He/Him
Food allergies: chocolate, caffeine, onions, garlic, and the list goes on with the usual avian stuff, but for the sake of timelyness I won't read it all.
Medical conditions: none.
Mental conditions: none that we know of, but there's definitely something and we want you to figure it out. That's also quite weird.

Papers shuffle

[Karen]
And thats the end of the file! I think this Grian will be different from any of my other clients. Which may or may not be a good thing.

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