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Maybe I shouldn't of dug so far..

Summary:

Hey, idk what I'm doing but I know the first chapter will be headcannons and the next chapter will be the conspiracy theorist interacting with another character but idk who yet

Notes:

Yeah..baby's first ao3 post...
(If you couldn't figure it out it's for the conspiracy theorist btw)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Headcannons gang:

~36 ish years old,

~A werewolf. You clicked on this, what did you expect??

~Got turned when he was 21 years old looking for evidence for his conspiracies,

~Hasn't cut his hair since the start of the apocalypse,

~Listens to Immortal man yap but he gets on Immortal man's nerves,

~He is definitely a coffee addict,

~Was once offered a can of enerjeka once, had it and was knocked out by the crash of the energy wearing off,

~Very nervous when he is confronted about being tired,

~He gives me bisexual vibes,

~Probably autistic,

~He has a fact file of everyone in the house,

~Probably teaches the neighbors daughter really complex stuff,

~He's definitely like a weird uncle,

~Hates bad grammar and definitely corrects anyone no matter who they are,

~Used to have piercings but after turning he had to get them removed,

~Hates the death cult.

Songs that relate to him are:

•Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon demon (I belive this because of @_rbly on Tiktock),

•Hungry like the wolf - Duran Duran,

•Enola Gay- Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark,

•Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave - Will Wood,

•Choice - Jack Stauber.