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Val was on a nice kind walk and then suddenly uhh Elliot Roger appeared in front of them "uhhh hi val uhh I'm finna uhh steal ur lunch money"
Finn (me) uhh became the alpha and broke him in half and val uhh ate a cheeseburbur, and Elliot Roger fucking died
Fat baby rudie walked in "val you won like $6767676767 sooo uhh here ya go"
Ruler showed up
"YOU SLUTTY HOE" val yelled at ruler and they violated like 67 public indecently laws or smth idfk laws
Val bought like 67 bottles of mustard and 67 magos
S speaker box showed up
Book looked at him "listen here firey speaker box."
And they all died the end