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Within the capital of Lugunica, the voice of a young man rang out
Subaru: “I’VE BEEN SUMMONED TO ANOTHER WORLD!!!”
With passerby staring at the boy, he quieted down
Subaru: “Demi-Humans, Medieval Setting… this is your token fantasy world.”
Continuing his walk, Subaru then looked down an alleyway that seemed to lead to a more open space
Curious as to where it led, he went down it
After a short walk through the alleyway, he entered said open space, looking around, he saw something at the centre of the open space, something that made him fall to his knees, tears in his eyes
Now these weren’t tears of sadness no... they were tears of joy…
At the centre of the space sat the most beautiful thing Subaru had ever seen…
A brand new, Series 1, AU Ford Falcon Forté
The greatest vehicle ever made in Australia, with it’s 4.0L i6 “Intech” engine, the Au falcon is an absolute weapon.
With Subaru knowing this information, he immediately ran up to it, opened the driver door, and hopped in
But as it turned out, it was even better than he anticipated! for this falcon was the 5-speed manual version! Truly, Subaru now knew what heaven looked and felt like!
With the key appearing in his hand, he started the vehicle, hearing that intech roar to life, he knew exactly what he should do first...
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Emilia was having a terrible day, for her insignia that signified her status as a royal candidate had been stolen from her
She was determined to catch the thief who stole it, but suddenly she heard a noise…
*RUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN*
She could not ascertain what could even make such a noise, but it wasn’t the only noise she heard…
*SCREEEEEEEECH*
A sharp screeching noise, like the last sound, she could not connect the sound to anything specific, but then she saw dense white smoke pouring out of an alleyway that was close to her
Emilia: “A fire?”
A fire she thought, if there was a fire she needed to help! Running into the alleyway, she was greeted with a sight she could not have expected.
What looked to be a metal carriage was sitting in place, the back wheels spinning and emitting large volumes of smoke, while also generating the screeching noise.
Emilia: “If the back wheels are smoking then they must be on fire!”
But before she could cast her ice magic to stop said fire, the carriage suddenly started moving forwards, the screeching sound stopping, where after a few seconds, it turned down a larger alleyway that was on the other side of the open area she stood in and disappeared, leaving black streaks on the ground where it had been smoking
With it gone, Emilia could only stand there in shock, but then she remembered that she still needed to find the person who stole her insignia, so she left the alleyway.
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Subaru was having the time of his life, zipping past the slow ground dragon carriages that could not even fathom reaching the speeds that he could, but suddenly, there were now ground dragon carriages moving in the opposite direction in HIS overtaking lane, truly very unfair…
Subaru: “Fuck sake!”
And so to vent his frustration for these irritating circumstances, he need to show the ground dragon carriage head of him how painfully slow they were, so he inched closer to the carriage ahead of him, making it so that his bumper was only one meter away.
With the perfect following distance achieved, he turned his brights on and slammed his fist into the centre of his steering wheel, assaulting the ears of the person ahead of him
After doing this for ten whole seconds, the carriages in his “overtaking lane” stopped coming, allowing him to move over and absolutely floor it past the person ahead of him
Subaru: “I needed to get to the bottle o by yesterday!”
Staying in the “overtaking lane”, Subaru roared past all the slow carriages at 340kph
After finally getting past them, he went back into the normal lane and cruised at a smooth 230kph
But then he noticed something, what appeared to be a red-haired man wearing a white outfit was running right next to him
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Reinhard had to stop this madness, this man was causing civil panic and chaos with his loud carriage, but he did not know how to safely stop the object and so he simply ran along side it
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Staring at the man, Subaru smirked, for he knew something the red-hared man did not
Subaru: “Huh, he must be stuck in 3rd...”
Subaru was currently only in 2nd gear… and so, pushing the clutch in, moving the stick into 3rd and slowly releasing the clutch while pressing the accelerator, he then floored it after the clutch caught, absolutely flying past Reinhard faster than he could even blink
After getting absolutely destroyed, Reinhard just stopped in his tracks, unable to accept the fraud allegations
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Despite the roads in this world not being tarmac, the Au Falcon felt like it was on rails, due to it’s double wishbone IRS
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Elsa Granhiert was currently approaching the loot house, ready to kill the silver-haired girl as she was hired to do when she was suddenly heard something to her side…
There were 2 lights approaching her at tremendous speed, she did not even realise what was happening before she was turned into a find red mist.
Subaru currently had one hand on the steering wheel and the other hanging outside his window, holding a beer bottle
Subaru: “Get the fuck out of the way!”
While he didn’t know it, Subaru had saved Emilia, but he could care less about that, for he was currently trying to finish his newly acquired slab of piss that was in his passenger seat.
Subaru: “Damn pedestrians keep appearing in front of me… why do they keep doing that…”
And so Subaru drove off into the sunset.