Chapter Text
*Begin story*
At the end of a long day, with all of his regular programming tasks
completed and all other business taken care of, sometimes Seto Kaiba still
can't get to sleep. When this happens, he goes into the private office next
to his bedroom, locks the door carefully, and settles into a comfortable
chair. Just in front of him is a small monitor, and in front of that, a set
of holographic projectors. He hits a button on the remote control on the
chair arm and the monitor lights up. The screen is blank, except for the
letters "RPG Ready" appearing on the light blue background. When he hits a
button marked "go" on the console, more words appear.
*Generate Random Pairing?*
Kaiba punches the "yes" button.
*Generate Random Setting?*
Yes.
*Skip Foreplay?*
He pauses for a moment, shrugs and hits "yes" again.
*Calculate seme/uke values?*
Yes.
*Please wait...*
He could have made the program faster, but there's nothing wrong with a few
seconds of suspense. He slouches into the chair comfortably and his silk
robe slides off of his spread knees. His hand rests over his silk-covered
crotch, feeling the slight swell of anticipation.
*Pairing: Mai Valentine x Black Magician Girl*
*Setting: Slave Palace*
The space between the projectors shimmers to life.
A room appears in soft light, decorated with gauzy veils of blue and gold,
tall plumes of peacock feathers and palm fronds. In the midst of the room,
directly facing Kaiba's chair, there is an elaborately carved throne set up
on a dais. A blonde woman lounges on the throne, draped in thin, shimmering
fabric that reveals more than it hides. Her blue eyes, accented with dark
liner, are fixed on the dancing girl before her throne. Smaller but even
more voluptuous than her mistress, smiling sweetly while she twirls around
and around, the Dark Magician Girl has already thrown off most of her layers
of veils which now lie scattered on the floor around her feet. As Kaiba
takes in the scene, she approaches the throne slowly, dancing her way
sinuously to the feet of her mistress. She falls to her knees, touches her
hand to one sandaled foot of the blonde, and slowly inches her way upward.
Kaiba rubs his left palm over the silky bulge that is slowly growing, his
eyes traveling all up and down the curvaceous bodies of the two women, but
his right hand is poised over the control panel.
The Dark Magician Girl gently kisses the veil-draped knee of her mistress,
and then looks up beseechingly as she slides a pale hand in between the
taller woman's legs. Mai looks down at her with an indulgent smile and
spreads her knees. Dark Magician girl crawls in between her legs with a
happy little sigh. Her hand disappears from Kaiba's view as she moves up to
nuzzle Mai's full breasts with her mouth.
Mai closes her eyes and runs her fingers through the shorter girl's hair.
One of them sighs, the other giggles. Kaiba makes a face.
"Sweet. Too sweet for my taste, in fact," he mutters. His finger punches a
button.
*End scene. Begin new scene now?*
Yes.
He enters the same choices automatically for the first three questions but
pauses to consider the fourth. The program is designed to calculate the
probability of seme vs. uke positions for each character relative to the
partner and the setting. Going against the probabilities can make for some
more interesting situations. But he hits the yes button and waits again.
*Pairing: Jonouchi X Bakura*
*Setting: Bedroom*
The room becomes dark, softly lit as if with unseen candles. Spread out on a
bed of silk sheets are two naked young men, their skin gleaming in the
flickering light. Jonouchi, propped up on one elbow, looks down at Bakura,
his blond bangs falling almost into the other boy's wide brown eyes. He
lowers his head for a deep, long kiss.
Kaiba hits a button. *Forward*
The scene shifts slightly. Bakura is now lying on his side facing Kaiba.
Jonouchi lies behind him, lifting his upper leg to reach in between and
close his fist around Bakura's weeping erection. The white haired boy moans.
He is half turned back toward Jonouchi as if to watch his face, but his eyes
are closed, lashes fluttering on his flushed cheek. One of his hands grips
the sheets, twisting them around his long fingers, the other reaches back to
stroke Jonouchi's thigh.
Jonouchi mutters sexy words as he plays Bakura's cock and balls with
oil-slick fingers. He shifts a little, and his own cock, thicker and longer,
slides between Bakura's legs to bump its head on his balls.
Kaiba watches, unconsciously licking his lips. He slips his hand under his
robe, stroking himself in a counter-rhythm to Jonouchi's movements. He
watches for a while longer as they continue in this way, and then hits the
forward button again.
This time the view doesn't shift, but the action changes. Jonouchi pulls
back and spreads Bakura's ass cheeks with his fingers. Bakura is already
oiled and slippery from the foreplay that Kaiba skipped. Holding Bakura's
leg up in the air, he presses in. Kaiba's attention is riveted for a moment
by the look on the uke's face and the sight of Jonouchi's thick cock sliding
into the other boy's body. Bakura's hand closes around his own erection,
grasping and pumping it erratically as Jonouchi starts to thrust out and in
again, deeper each time.
Kaiba's left hand squeezes and pumps his length, stopping to tease his balls
and fondle the sensitive tip, as he watches the two boys go at it. He
watches their cocks, their hands, and their faces with equal interest. The
intensity of seme Jonouchi as he watches his lover's face and body is
intriguing. The other's face twists in nearly painful pleasure, until he
throws his head back, his pale hair streaming across the pillow and his
throat exposed to Jonouchi's mouth. When Jou's teeth nip at the skin below
his ear the uke comes, howling and thrashing, showering the sheets with
milky fluid. Jonouchi's thrusts speed up and he groans, and a moment later
he goes rigid as he pumps his load into Bakura's ass.
Kaiba sighs. The scene fades to black. He's close, but he's not there yet.
Watching the boys was good, but he needs something more.
*End scene. Begin new scene now?*
Yes.
*Generate Random Pairing?*
Kaiba pauses. This time he chooses no.
*Input first character*
His fingers fly over the keypad.
*Input second character*
He types in "random."
*Generate Random Setting?*
He chooses no again and picks from a drop-down menu.
*Skip Foreplay?*
Despite his growing impatience, he chooses "no."
The computer doesn't offer him the fourth choice this time. There is one
person who is programmed only to be uke in any situation.
*Pairing: Dark Magician X Yugi*
*Setting: Dungeon*
Kaiba smiles and settles back in his chair as the holographic image emerges
from the dark.
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