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Dear diary
Today is the worst day of my life. So, first of all, the prison is holding a test in which they tell us to write a diary entry every week so that they can see if writing can help violent criminals calm down. The thing I'm not violent I just stole stuff
Anyways I'm not gonna write anything else because I don't know what to say. Signing off Silky Bob!
Apparently, I have to write my REAL name so
Signing off
Bob Prower