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Fifteenth Best Voyageur Player
Today 10:24 PM
hey man
fair warning
out with the team rn and idk what's gotten into Shane
but he's definitely drinking like he plans on getting drunk
Shane Hollander? Captain of the Montreal Voyageurs?
uhhh yeah? Who else would i be talkin about
no impossible
Shane is golden boy of league who thinks one drink will ruin his entire career 🙄
DUDE THATS WHAT I SAID
i swear i've played with this guy for YEARS and i don't think I've seen him with anything more than a beer lol
moya lyubov ❤️
Today 11:13 PM
Ilya
Ilya
Ilyaaaaaaa
hello moya lyubov
ILYA
I miss you 🙁
I miss you too
Pike says you are drunk
Hayden’s such a snitch
glad you agree
everyone has their wags here
EVEN HAYDEN
its gross and i miss you
makes me angry that u cant
side note what is the gay evqivelant of wag
hab?
ew no dont likee that
It is a little hard to understand you solnyshko
FUCK IM SORRY
ha ha hard
i know you know that word 😘
moya lyubov ❤️
Today 11:28 PM
you should be here so you could make out with me in the bathroom
or i could suck you off knowing my team was sooooooo close to knowing
you are drunk Shane
though is good idea 😘
fuck you gotta facetime me
not while you are at bar with team
Ilya I will order an Uber rn don’t fuckin test me
ugh why do you have to be in Seattle i want you to fuck me so bad
like i didnt know i could BE this horny
you are horny drunk. Will file away for later
no wonder you do not drink during the season
NO regrets
you will have regrets in morning i am sure
Fifteenth Best Voyageur Player
Today 11:31 PM
ah yes there is drunk text
make sure he stays hydrated Pike
or else i steal wife and Pikelets under your nose
come onnnnnn
we almost made it through a WHOLE CIVIL CONVERSATION
why'd you have to ruin it 😭
moya lyubov ❤️
Today 11:32 PM
did you tell hadyen to give me water??
Asshole
only because i love you
and i will be calling Pike that from now on
he will hate it
hard to be mad when u r so hot
wait i got this one ive been practicing
i ya tebya lyublyu you too 😎
fuck Shane
not when I cannot hold you while you say it
you're so cute
what about when you're in me?
i will come right then and it will be very embarrassing
NOO IT WOULD BE SO SEXY
Hadyen Puke
Today 11:37 PM
BRUH
TELL ME YOU DIDNT
Would you rather be Fifteenth Best Voyageur Player?
I want it stated for the record that I hate you and have no idea why Shane likes you
is because I have great body
and am very good at sex and hockey
TMI 🤮🤮🤮
what? Sorry I don’t speak English
I was too busy learning all the ways to make Shane shout my name😇
no time for stupid English language
I WILL block you Rozanov i stg i will
fuck off Jackie just read ur message over my shoulder and laughed out loud
even your wife knows I am funny and sexier than you
thoughts and prayers
Beautiful Jackie
Today 11:40 PM
Ilya you might kill my husband if you keep teasing him
do not worry, I will take care of you and children
omg I’m telling Shane you said that
his reaction will be PRICELESS
moya lyubov ❤️
Today 11:41 PM
😠
😠😠😠
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
having fun?
Not when you flirt with Jackie
u r supposed to flirt with ME not her
i can do both! Am very talented
😠
relax koshka i am only teasing
you are the only person i see, man or woman
yeah well
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taking sexy selfies in bar bathrooms now?
your face is so flushed
just like when I am fucking you
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fuck you drive me crazy looking like that
your eyes, your lips, your freckles… I want to kiss them
i’m telling jacks and hayd we need to leave
want to see you face to face
wanna see you come
an pretend its on my face
good. I'm waiting.
Beautiful Jackie
Today 12:04 AM
okay i take back what I said about you killing Hayden
I change my bet to Shane killing my husband instead
good
he will not see it coming
He just told Hayden he plans to have raunchy phone sex with you when we leave
Told him to hurry up and finish his drink so we can drop him off asap
what can I say? I am a very lucky man
He is a jealous kotik
Is very hot when he is feisty
okay we’re leaving now
have fun, you crazy kids! 😉
this is why you are favorite Pike