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At Stray Dogs HighSchool clinic.
Chuuya holds his stomach as he groaned in pain. He sweats in agony as the nurse, Dr. Yosano checks his heartbeat.
“Turn around please.” Yosano asks.
Chuuya tries to turn around, but each move made his stomach grumble in pain.
Then, a foul odor filled the room as Chuuya holds is stomach tightly.
“My! What is that smell!” Yosano asks loudy as she covered her nose and rapidly fans the surroundings—but it wasn’t long until she couldn’t hold it anymore. She tried her best, clenching her stomach, covering even her mouth—but the odor was taking up the entire atmosphere; it was too much to handle. Right in front of Chuuya, she let out an entire waterfall of vomit. “BLEEEGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Yosano’s vomit floods the room. A mix of green and orange plumps soak in Chuuya’s feet as he lets out another bomb.
This time, students from outside the clinic sniffs the monstrosity, and start running around going crazy.
The janitor, bringing out their most expensive and luxurious perfume their rich aunt gave them, spraying it around begging for a stop. Yet, it was way too much. The bottles of perfume, which were filled to the brim just 3 minutes ago, became empty in a blink of an eye.
The odor was so strong that most students started throwing up. Brown mushy liquid filled the hallways.
While in the clinic, the room was highkey flooded with Yosano’s vomit, but Chuuya can’t stop farting.
“AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” He screamed out loud in agony. “IT WON’T STOP!!!” He cried out loud. Vomit, Chuuya’s farts, and pains of agony filled the entire School.
Dazai included, felt like throwing up—but he knew who this smell came from. He has smelt this fragrance multiple times from past experience with Chuuya’s health conditions back in the Port Mafia.
Dazai ran, and ran, until he bumped into Ranpo; the school’s representative; and Fyodor; the school’s popular backstabbing ‘friend’. Both of them were on their knees, begging for mercy as the suffocating smell nearly devoured them. Fire alarms went off, and at the same time—Chuuya stopped farting, and decided to flee to the boy’s washroom.
As Chuuya opened the door—more vomit spread across the halls.
He fled to the male’s washroom—leaving Yosano behind to suffocate with her own vomit.
He passed by Dazai, Ranpo, Fyodor, who were all on their knees, covering their mouths for mercy. The remaining stank on Chuuya’s ass, stuck on, passing from one person to another. That’s when the three couldn’t hold it anymore. Ranpo, Dazai, and Fyodor threw up synchronously. Chuuya on the other hand, swung the bathroom stall door open, and slamming it close, quickly locking it.
Not even a second thought, he ripped his pants, including his underwear, and finally…his ass bluetooth connected to the toilet. Finally…after the battle…finally, it was the showdown.
💩🧡💩
After a while, he flushed, then realized he had nothing to wear. His only hope was to call out for the only person he trusts.
“Dazai…” He called out. Dazai hears his cry for help outside the bathroom stall. His Chuuya senses were tingling. He wiped his mouth, and dashed in front of Chuuya’s stall, knowing where to go. He looks down and see ripped up shreds of fabric laying on the floor. His eyes soften, and dramatically holds the door. “You have nothing to wear, do you?” He asks. Chuuya looks down, and his eyes blur. Slowly, tears go down his eyes. “Dazai…honey.” He cries softly. “Hey…don’t cry. I’ll get new clothes for you!” He says. Chuuya looks up, and a spark of light hits his eyes. He wipes his tears away, thankful for Dazai. “You know…I knew this would happen…so I came prepared!” Dazai says joyfully. Chuuya smiles in the washroom stall. Waiting for Dazai’s next sentence. “My pants are actually stretchable!” He smiles softly as Chuuya slowly unlocks the door.
Dazai stretches his pants, waiting for chuuya. One side was for Dazai, and the other side was for Chuuya.
They both walked out the washroom proudly. Teachers, students, janitors, and the dying cat saw the magnificence of love. They all passed out with a heavenly feeling. Oh how love can be so love…❤️❤️❤️