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Summary:

But this commenter also mentions that liking men felt like a decision. 

An argument could be made that Lando ‘chose’ that guy (and every other guy) she slept with because she knew she could, not because she simply felt drawn to him, and that's where the difference lies in her attraction.

If she were gay though, wouldn't she have felt 'drawn’ to a woman by now?

Lando can't understand herself. George is there to help.

Notes:

I'm back with yet another fic no one asked for. Norrussell has grown on me a lot, sorry!

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December 8, 2025

 

lando: hey

lando: are you awake?

 

george: Yes

george: Something wrong?

 

lando: no i just have a question 

 

george: Oh okay

george: What is it?

 

lando: uh

lando: when did you know you were gay and how?? lol



George types for a few moments. 



george: And you're asking this because….

 

lando: im trying to prove something to oscar 

 

george: Of course you are 

george: I don't really have an answer for you. I just kind of always knew 

 

lando: oh…

lando: really??

 

george: Yeah I didn't have an awakening or anything if that's what you were expecting 

george: I've just always thought women are hot 

 

lando: i see

lando: then

lando: how did you tell the difference between being attracted to a girl vs just finding her pretty??

 

george: Mate why are you asking me this 

george: You just won the championship and this is what you're focused on?

 

lando: that's why im focused on it

lando: smth happened at the ‘celebration’ or wtv you wanna call it last night

lando: and now im here 

 

george: ?

george: Are you good?

 

lando: yeah dw it wasnt anything bad but

lando: omg ugh

lando: can you just tell me what the difference is 😭

 

george:

george: Idk mate

george: It's like



George takes a few moments to type again. Lando can hardly see her phone screen from how much her hands are shaking, even though they shouldn't be, since this is a casual conversation with a friend.



george: Like

george: There's one girl I think is really pretty and sometimes I feel nervous around her

george: But then there's another girl I also think is really pretty but it feels more like admiration 

george: Know what I mean?



Not really. 



lando: you feel nervous around someone george???

lando: who 🤭

 

george: Your mum 

george: What happened last night? And what are you trying to prove to Oscar?

 

lando: omg

lando: ok fine

lando: basicallyyy 

lando: wait this requires some context LOL

lando: so for the past couple months ive been umm…very unlucky in the dating department but lowkey ive always had that problem yk 

lando: and bc of that oscar has always joked that im a lesbian 

lando: but i know im not gay so its just annoying to hear that all the time. not that i think being gay is bad or whatever but its just the fact he keeps calling me something im not 

lando: so before the party last night i told him i was gonna find a hot guy to hookup with and i was gonna like it this time 

 

george: ? This time?

 

lando: yes hoe

lando: i cant think of a single time when ive fully enjoyed a hookup or like. didnt have to fake an orgasm



God, she's so vulgar. She's lucky George isn't easily fazed by most things.



lando: so last night i found a guy i thought was really cute and my type. like he was tall, had pretty eyes, had a nerdy but charming personality, yk just my ideal

lando: i thought for sure i was gonna enjoy the night with him

lando: and he clearly knew what he was doing when we went to his room so i cant say he was just bad at sex bc lol not true. but i still felt…bored. like i was waiting for the whole thing to be over as soon as it started lmfao

lando: obviously i told oscar this and he started with the lesbian shit again



George is a lesbian; Lando should stop saying that before it comes off the wrong way. 



lando: and i asked him why he keeps insisting that and he actually made some good points

 

george: Like…?

 

lando: like

lando: i said something like ‘maybe men just suck’ and he said 'yeah every single guy you've fucked is just bad at sex. all of them. every time.’

lando: and then he pointed out how i always seem to leave immediately after we're done and i never get attached to them or want to see them again

lando: but in my head im like ofc i wouldnt want to see them again bc they were a terrible lay! why would i want more of that??

lando: and also like, yeah maybe every guy is bad at sex!! women joke about that all the time so why is it different when i say the same thing 



Does she ever shut up?



lando: anyway…yeah thats what's going on

lando: im trying to prove oscar wrong again by asking you how you feel and seeing if i can relate lol

 

george: Alright…

george: I mean

george: You're the only one who can tell yourself how you feel but if you know you aren't gay but you're also finding yourself bored with men then I think it makes sense to start questioning why that is 

george: Bc women who are attracted to men still feel things for them even if they're a bad fuck, especially if the man is supposedly their type 

george: Like, you didn't feel a single thing with that guy? No butterflies? No excitement? Nothing?

 

lando: hmmmm

lando: well i thought i was excited but 

lando: i think i was just excited to tell oscar i bagged a hot guy 

 

george: Mate

george: 😭😭😭

 

lando: what???

 

george: Okay well were you

george: Uh

george: Were you wet at all? With him?

 

lando: like barely

lando: but im always like that 

 

george: Right okay

george: Are you like that when you get off on your own too? I mean if you do that

 

lando: sometimes?? it depends 

lando: like if im watching porn i get wet enough 

lando: but if im just using my imagination its sorta like im just going through the motions yk. like a ‘i already started so i might as well finish’ type of thing

 

george: What do you usually think of when you do that?

 

lando: guys lol

 

george: And are they what you focus on in porn too? Or 

 

lando: uh not exactly 

lando: bc i like



This is fucking embarrassing.



lando: i like pov porn….so it's just the girl in frame most of the time

lando: i really like when it shows how the guy stretches her out tho. yk as it goes in and out idk why i like that so much but its really hot to me

 

george: Maybe bc that's when you get to focus on the guy

 

lando: i guess

lando: idk

lando: tbh i just think pussies are pretty all spread out like that



George doesn't respond right away.

Good job, Lando.



lando: aw i dont think she could handle me 

lando: come back pls

 

george: I’m here

george: Just



Another lapse.



lando: just what?? youre scaring me lmfao

 

george: Lando 😭

george: Like I said only you can tell yourself how you feel

george: But tell Oscar this and see what he says, okay?

 

lando: ???

lando: tf does that mean

 

george: Just tell him

george: I need to get going now. Packing for England 

george: Good luck ;)

 

lando: omg you SUCK!!!

lando: ugh

lando: uggghhhhhh

lando: ok fine have fun in england 

lando: thanks for letting me be weird here..

 

george: Anytime mate :)







r/bisexuals

 

How do you know you’re bisexual and not a lesbian? u/princessvampyre • 1 year

People talk about comphet a lot and how they know they don't like men but I never see anyone talk about how they know they do like men and have just had bad experiences with them. Basically: How do you know you want to date a man? 

 

Comments

 

vitaminwater2006 • 1 year

I always used to have very strong crushes as a young person, both for men and for women. But when I tried having sex with men I was attracted to, I just didn’t like it at all. So I thought I was a lesbian, because I did enjoy sex with women, even ones that I wasn’t particularly attracted to. But then, when I was much older, I met a really attractive guy and we hooked up, and I really enjoyed it. After that, I became more open to experimenting with men. So, I guess you can say it's just trial and error? 

I know lesbians always hear “you just haven't met the right guy yet” so I feel bad sharing this because it sounds like the same thing, but just to reiterate, I always knew I had some attraction to both genders, but I was unsure about the sex part. 

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princessvampyre OP • 1 year

Nooo don't feel bad!! I appreciate this bc I thought I didn't like sex but now I’m wondering if I just haven't had sex with a man I truly feel connected to or safe around. Thanks for your response!! 



Maybe Lando doesn't feel safe. It would make sense. She only picks guys she barely knows, and she doesn't like to waste time with small talk, and she rarely (if ever) communicates her preferences because she hardly knows what they are, leaving her unsure of what to do with herself and wondering if the guy is also waiting for their ordeal to be over. No wonder she's always so dry and tight then—she can't be relaxed if doesn't give herself a chance to establish some familiarity first.

Next time, she'll talk to a guy beyond “Yes, I'm the Formula 1 driver,” and “No, I'm not looking for anything serious.”

Problem solved.

Lando keeps snooping. 




slayyyterdefender • 1 year

Well here's something in reverse if it could help: I identified as bisexual until recently. What helped me realize I'm not is the fact that with all the men I had some interest in, I always had specific reasons for why I should like them, like “Oh I like him because of x and x,” but with women I didn't have to think about things like that. If I liked a girl I just liked her, and sometimes I couldn't put into words why. To put it bluntly, one felt like a decision, the other felt natural. If both feel natural then you're probably bi! 



Lando doesn't understand this. Of course people have reasons for being attracted to a person…why wouldn't they? She liked the guy at the party because he checked every box on her list: tall, brunette, nice eyes, nice smile, and large hands with equally long fingers. She can name every reason why she liked the men she's been with in the past, too; not being able to translate feelings into words seems more like a personal problem than (a lack of) attraction. 

But this commenter also mentions that liking men felt like a decision. 

An argument could be made that Lando ‘chose’ that guy (and every other guy) she slept with because she knew she could, not because she simply felt drawn to him, and that's where the difference lies.

If she were gay though, wouldn't she have felt 'drawn’ to a woman by now?

Anyway. 



totallyrealhuman • 1 year ago

Frankly I just had to be honest with myself about the butterflies I felt around men and how easily I can be physically attracted to them. I was fully ignoring and straight up denying the possibility of me liking men because deep down I felt some shame about it (long story), but once I started being kinder to myself, I realized that men are soooo attractive, and god, so are women. That's the beauty of being queer!



What even are butterflies? Everyone describes them as this light, airy, almost ticklish feeling in the pit of their stomach, a feeling that comes with excitement and giddiness and other positive emotions, but Lando can't recall ever feeling anything like that, let alone around a man. She's only felt nervous (or maybe anxious? A little annoyed?) around a man if she felt anything at all. 

This is confusing. 

Maybe ‘r/straightwomen’ would've yielded better results. 







December 10, 2025

 

george: Sooo what did Oscar say?

 

lando: he said 

lando: ‘you think pussies are pretty but dont see why i think youre gay?’

 

george: LOOOOOLL

 

lando: no listen bc idek what he meant by that 

lando: like

lando: am i supposed to be disgusted by them or something even tho i have one?? 

 

george: Not disgusted, but ‘pretty’ also isn't how most straight women would describe them I think

george: Idk, maybe you just really appreciate the female form and that's why you also watch porn that focuses on solely on the woman



Is George mocking her? 

The fucker.



lando: you are literally the worst helper ever yk

lando: bc like straight women literally make out with each other and grope each other and call each other hot and they're still not gay 

lando: i can appreciate a nice body ok

 

george: Okay :)

george: Then

george: That's your answer isn't it? You can appreciate a nice looking woman but not feel anything for her at all, so you're not gay

 

lando: ugh

lando: yea maybe. i guess

 

george: As to why you don't feel anything for men…asexuality is always an option. Maybe no one gets you going at all 

george: Or, even tho I hate this rhetoric, you just haven't met the guy who's going to sweep you off your feet yet 

 

lando: ssjdndjksksj

lando: pls i read a thread that said something like that last night 😭

 

george: Thread?

george: What thread

 

lando: long story 

lando: why is this so hardddd thooo

lando: see i’d just say im ace and move on if it werent for the fact that i lowkey have an insane sex drive 

lando: but nothing seems to satisfy it 

 

george: Well there's also a thing called greysexuality but

george: It probably depends on what your definition of ‘satisfied’ is

 

lando: like

lando: cumming is supposed to feel like a completion right?? afterwards you're supposed to think ‘wow i needed that’ or something

lando: but when i cum on my own it's like a bottle of soda that's been opened for a day

lando: its still a little fizzy but not as strong as you know it could be

lando: and i just feel so unfulfilled. like i want more but also it just wasted my time so why bother 

 

george: Wow

george: So…Not even the guy you said was your type made you feel fulfilled? Bc I know that finding someone who's exactly what you want can feel a little

george: How should I put it 

george: ‘Intense’ in a way 

 

lando: nope!! i felt a little stunned when i saw him but that immediately went away once we started talking

 

. . . 

 

lando: george

 

george: Yes Lando

 

lando: is there just something wrong with me?? like do i have some trauma or some shit to work out and that's why i don't feel anything for the people i like??

 

george: I've heard that subconscious insecurities can affect how much you enjoy sex

george: So if you have something like that, it’s not impossible…



Not impossible, but definitely unrealistic. Lando can't imagine any unaddressed insecurities she might have. She knows she's hot with a hot body and hot moans to match, and she knows being inside her is a privilege many want but can't have, and she knows a handful of numbers she still has saved in her phone would pick up immediately if she called. Insecurities so deep rooted that she can't enjoy sex, yeah, sure, maybe in a distant alternate reality.



lando: yk what

lando: why does it matter. i dont need a label

lando: i can find someone i like and not call it anything 

 

george: True!

george: You can just do you. Not everyone fits into a box 

 

lando: exactlyyy

lando: no offense to you ofc the lesbian box sounds lovely 

lando: but ok maybe you helped a little. thxx 

lando: are you in england yet?? 

 

george: Lol you’re welcome! 

george: And yes I landed a few hours ago

 

lando: ooo send pics!!!

lando: i mean if you want to lmfao

 

george: Of what

 

lando: of you 

lando: no of the farm obviously 😒

 

george: Aw 

george: So you don't want to see my pretty face? :(

 

lando: i think ive seen you enough for the year mate

 

george: LOL fair

george: I’ll see what I can take for you :)







georgerussell63 Winter mornings ❄️🇬🇧



It amazes Lando how much George sounds like a middle-aged mother sometimes. 

She looks pretty in this photo, though. The brown jacket does her well, as does the warm lighting of the sunrise, highlighting the golden tones in her skin that typically only appear when she has a deep tan (and, in Lando’s opinion, that's when she's at her prettiest). She’s wearing the sweetest smile too, so soft and at peace, towering over her mother with one hand clumsily tucked into her coat pocket like a child too tall and gangly for their age.

It’s endearing. Cute. 

But George is always cute. 

Lando doesn't like the photo. It would feel wrong to, like she would be giving away the fact she was fawning over her friend’s pixelated face by tapping a single button, and, well, she supposes there's nothing wrong with admiring a friend—she does the same with Carlos and Oscar—but she's sure George doesn't give her the same treatment considering she rarely likes her posts, so there'd be an obvious imbalance of affection, and it'd be public and embarrassing. 

Since when has Lando begun to overthink Instagram likes?



December 13, 2025

 

lando: hey

lando: this is random but ive been meaning to ask this for a while

lando: do you have a gf??



Three hours pass before George gets back to her. Lando spends the time by throwing her phone across the room and telling herself it's a bomb she can't touch until she hears the notification sound she's set specifically for George.



george: Hey

george: …Why do you ask?

 

lando: just curious 

 

george: Right

george: I don't at the moment 

 

lando: really??

 

george: Really

 

lando: im shocked

lando: youre like the definition of tall dark and handsome 

lando: girls should be all over you

 

george: They are honestly lol

george: But I'm not interested in them 

george: I kind of have my eye on someone else

 

lando: OH??

lando: WHO??

 

george: It's not important lmfao

george: She doesn't like girls anyway so I don't want to entertain it

 

lando: oh damn thats rough 

lando: im sorry mate

 

george: It's okay! I'm not a downer about it or anything 

george: If anything I just feel like a creepy lesbian preying on women and I weird myself out enough to not want to think about her 



Lando never understood that phenomenon, about straight women immediately assuming any lesbian they encounter wants to pursue them and thus feeling uncomfortable in their presence. Must be an incredibly dated form of homophobia, Lando thinks, because she's never felt that way around George, but she has felt that way about men who she's caught staring at her for too long or were invading her personal space…



lando: mate no youre not a creep 

lando: if she makes you feel like that then shes not someone you should keep around anyway 

 

george: True

george: It's all good. It’s not like I need romance rn or anything 

george: Well ngl it does kind of suck bc she's like exactly my type 😭

 

lando: you have a type?? 

 

george: Sorta. It's not like I actively look for it in people ykwim

george: But I like women who are shorter than me and have a bit of an attitude. She's both of those things

george: And she has a massive ego which I also love

george: I love women who know they're hot and act like it. Confidence is sexy or whatever they say 

 

lando: yea definitely i see the appeal

lando: i tend to like shy guys tho…like it's so cute when you compliment them and they get all flustered 

lando: its always a plus when they act like theyre not flustered too 

 

george: Have you been with a shy guy before?

 

lando: like slept with one?

 

george: Yeah

 

lando: mmm once 

lando: he was a bit clumsy so the sex wasnt amazing or anything but i had fun directing him and stuff bc he was all like ‘like this? 🥺’ like ughhh it was literally so cute

 

george: Oh lol?

george: Didn’t take you as a dom

 

lando: HAHAHAHAHA no i dont think thats what i am

 

george: But you like watching people’s reactions

george: Sounds pretty dom-ish to me 

george: It’s why you like pov porn right?

 

lando: ..

lando: you got me there

lando: maybe i need to try femdom next time lmfao

lando: also dont bring up my pov enjoyment pls 😭

 

george: Why not

george: Aww are you embarrassed 

 

lando: yea what if i am 

 

george: No need to be. I’m not judging

george: Girls are nice to look at 

 

lando: uh huh….

lando: girls just look better than the guys in porn…







December 15, 2025

 

lando: [1 attachment]

lando: GIRL

lando: WHEN WAS THIS??



Attached is a picture of George. She's fully clothed in jeans and a leather jacket, but she’s bent over a pool table with a slice of cake in her hands, eyes closed as she purses her lips to presumably blow out the candle that's lit on top of it. This is a rare form to Lando—George is usually modest, offering a friendly smile and an awkward pose in most photos taken of her, but this picture is almost suggestive, her hair tossed to one side and the slightest arch in her back like her ass is the focal point of the picture and everything else is merely set-dressing.

She looks hot. 



george: Omg where'd you get this? 

 

lando: alex just posted it on his priv 

lando: you didnt see?? 

 

george: No

george: That was when we were in Singapore. We celebrated my win by getting a cake bc I was hungry lol

george: Why would he post that tho…

 

lando: bc you look hot as fuck

lando: dont you think so???

 

george: Eh

george: It’s a silly photo

 

lando: oh come on

lando: you post yourself in your sports bra and swimsuit all the time but this is what youre shy about??

 

george: Yes

george: I’m shy bc I actually wanted to look sexy but I failed miserably 😭 It looks so forced

 

lando: youre crazy

lando: and blind 



Crazy because of course George would try to be promiscuous, blind because hello, she does look sexy! 

Maybe it's possible to be so sexy so often that one loses their ability to see it in themselves. That'd make sense in George’s case, especially if this was taken after her Singapore win. She looked incredible that entire weekend, from the moment she entered the paddock to the moment she was showered with champagne, flushed and dripping and her racesuit unzipped just enough to reveal a sliver of her chest heaving while she was sprawled out on the ground, attempting to catch her breath. 

It's a miracle Lando was able to hold a conversation with George that night. Her eyes kept drifting down to George's lips that were so pink, so wet, so kissable, much like they are in the photo, the sheen reflecting in the candlelight while she leans in like Lando’s seen women do when they're about to eat pussy.

Um?

Lando shifts in her bed.



george: Are you just being nice 

 

lando: no

lando: im dead serious

lando: the jacket is a nice touch too like leather looks so good on you 

 

george: So I’ve been told lol

 

lando: wdym

 

george: Well

george: I used to ‘date’ this girl who was really into leather

george: And latex haha

george: It wasn't unusual for me to wear that material when we fucked bc she said I looked perfect in it 

 

lando: thats kinky as hell 

lando: i didnt know you got down like that 

 

george: There’s a lot of things you don’t know 

 

lando: like what

lando: tell me im nosy

lando: likeeee did you wear the whole bodysuit type of stuff or what

 

george: Yes :) Sometimes

george: I mostly wore gloves tho bc she liked being fingered with them on 

 

lando: OMGGGGG

lando: why does it sound like you were a dominatrix or something lmfao 

 

george: I guess I sorta was? Like, have you heard about topping from the bottom or whatever 

 

lando: yes i think so

 

george: That's basically what I did

george: I'd tell her how to fuck me like you said you did with that shy guy except I was a little mean about it 

george: And if she was good…then she'd get my gloves. Or my tongue 

 

lando: no strap??

 

george: Yes strap too



Jesus.  

Lando can't help but to imagine it. George, sweet and nerdy George, keeping someone in check with her soft voice and large hands and gorgeous body. She’d look so beautiful if Lando were to look up at her while on her knees: tall, powerful, angelic, beautiful blue eyes peering down at her and a long finger hooked underneath her chin. 

She seems like the type of person to coo at someone she finds pathetic—would she do that to Lando? Would she see how clueless Lando is about how to touch a woman and mock her each time she has to correct her? Would she make fun of the way Lando’s hands shake as they roam George’s body, or would she say something encouraging, something like, “That's it, baby. Just like that. Come on, don't be shy. You want to make me feel good, right?”

Lando shifts again. She's made aware of how damp her shorts feel as her thighs brush together, like she’s just gotten out of her Formula 1 car and every inch of her body is soaked from the heat. 

It's gross.

And very uncomfortable.

Lando puts one of her decorative pillows between her legs to alleviate it.



george: So I try not to wear leather much bc it just feels overly horny to me now. But I’m glad you think it looks nice

george: Thanks :)



Oh, she's just so cute…

That makes this new information all the more intriguing.



lando: borrrriinggggg

lando: more things should be horny dont you think 

lando: so wear more leather for me ;))

lando: also im nosy again

lando: how should someone fuck you??

lando: LOL

 

george: Mate

 

lando: oh are you shy about that too

 

george: No

george: But why do you want to know 

 

lando: i meannn

lando: you know what i like now

lando: like you even know how wet i get with certain things 😭😭😭 so i think its only fair 

 

george: Touché

george: We talk about some crazy shit don't we 

 

lando: yesyes 

lando: now spill hoe 

 

george: Well

george: Honestly I’m a little unconventional

george: I like to be fucked slow and deep. Like if I'm being fucked with a strap or a woman's finger or mouth, I like to feel every inch of it 

george: It's a little tricky tho bc I also like a consistent rhythm, but when you're going that slow it’s hard to not speed up and sometimes they do and it takes me out of it 

george: Oh my god or when I'm close and I tell them to go harder and they purposely speed up???? The fucking worst



Lando shifts again. The pillow softly brushes against her pussy, sending a shiver through her body.

Okay, whatever. That happens sometimes.



lando: LMFAO YEAH why do people think hard=fast???

lando: but wow i never heard of someone liking slow sex 

lando: howd you find out youre into that?? 

 

george: Just experimenting with masturbation I guess

george: I always tried to do it how I've seen it done in porn and they always go really fast so I thought that's how it was supposed to be done

george: But one night my arm got tired so I slowed down 

george: And 

george: Yeah



Lando isn't grinding against her pillow. No, she's just mindlessly rocking her hips, the same motion she makes when she's trying to lull herself to sleep at night, a completely innocent motion, even when there's a pillow involved.

It's not her fault that this motion feels nice either way, and it's not her fault that she's too lazy to angle the pillow away from the damp spot between her legs.

God, it's so damp.



lando: yeah??

lando: what does ‘yeah’ mean

 

george: It means it felt incredible 

george: Like don't get me wrong going fast still feels okay but when I slowed down and pressed really hard into myself it was like

george: Mindblowing 

george: I finally had that toe-curling convulsing orgasm everyone talks about 

 

lando: i seee

lando: so you dont use toys then

lando: well vibrators i should say

lando: bc dont they all go pretty fast lmfao

 

george: Omg mate these questions 😭

 

lando: sorry but im nosy!!

lando: and this is really entertaining 

 

george: You're a pervert 

george: But no I use a vibrator sometimes 

george: I really like the pulsating setting and listen I know everyone complains about that one but it's perfect for me 

george: Sometimes I 



There's a pause. 

Lando whines. 



lando: sometimes you what

lando: ??

 

george: Um

george: Maybe this is too much

george: But sometimes I like to thrust it inside of myself at the same time it vibrates

george: It’s really

george: There's really no other feeling like it

george: :)

 

lando: wow

 

george: Yeah

george: I’m pretty complicated aren't I? Lol



She's perfect. 

Slow and deep is perfect—George could feel every inch of Lando and Lando could see every inch of George enjoying herself. She could watch the way George’s skin would turn pink, the way her lips would part for her breathy moans to escape, the way her eyes would threaten to roll back with each thrust, the way her eyebrows would knit together as she gets closer, the way she would nod and tell Lando to keep going, that she's almost there, that she just needs it a little deeper and a little harder, and at that point, Lando could watch the way her composure would unravel completely as she does what she's told, as she fucks her a little deeper and a little harder, whining George’s name as if her strap is giving her physical pleasure from being inside her, and how could Lando forget, she'd be inside George, and she could watch how George spreads around her, wet and puffy and swallowing her with ease, and she knows George’s pussy would be so pretty, unfurling like a flower in bloom, so pretty, just like the rest of her, pretty pretty pretty, pretty as she comes, pretty as she convulses, pretty as she grips onto Lando to ground herself, so fucking pretty. 

Lando can't stop moving her hips. It's like her body is operating on its own, completely immune to any command she tries to give it (Stop, stop, seriously, stop, you need to respond to George, stop), like it can't focus on anything that isn't chasing that familiar buildup in the pit of her stomach, and God she's chasing it, moving faster and faster against the pillow like it's the last thing she’ll ever get to do, chasing that pleasure, chasing that high, pushing herself closer to the finish line where George is waiting for her on the other side, George George George, that's all that matters right now, that's all that exists right now, just George and her smile and her hands and her eyes and her voice and her ass and her thighs and how she looks bent over in leather. 

She doesn't realize she's come until she notices she's staring at her ceiling now, panting and twitching her hips and subsequently pushing the pillow away because she's too sensitive for any sort of contact with it now.

What the fuck!



george: Lando?

george: Aw. I scared her away

 

lando: sorry i got a call :P

lando: you could never scare me away mate

lando: but no i dont think youre complicated 

lando: that lowkey sounds really hot

 

george: It is. Try it sometime

george: Okay I think this is a good place to stop for tonight. I'm getting tired…

george: Chat later Lando :)

 

lando: mate its only like 11pm

 

george: Yes and that's basically midnight 

 

lando: maybe if youre elderly 😭

lando: bye georgee 







Okay. A few things about last night:

 

1. That was the wettest Lando has ever been.

2. That was the hardest Lando has ever come.

3. That was the first time Lando got off to her imagination without feeling like she was going through the motions. 

4. Lando didn’t know it was possible for her to feel that good. 

5. It happened because she was thinking of George. 

 

Okay. Okay, no, it didn't happen because she was thinking of George, it happened because they were talking about sex and George gave her something new to consider. It happened because yeah, the idea of feeling every inch of who's inside her is appealing. It happened because of a million other reasons that aren't George, because George is a girl, and Lando has already established she doesn't like girls, let alone one of her closest friends.

Lando imagined she was fucking George, though.

But she was in the middle of texting George—she was already on Lando’s mind, so technically she was forced to think about George. 

Okay. Okay. Okay. 

Lando looks at the picture of George bent over the pool table again. She examines it, stares at it until she goes cross-eyed and has to blink to refocus. 

She was hoping it was late-night delirium that made her so excited by the photo, that made her screenshot it and immediately text George demanding an explanation for it, but no…George still looks as hot to Lando as she did last night. Her arch, her lips, the leather—it all still has the same effect. 

That shouldn't be surprising, though. George is a beautiful woman. She always looks good to Lando, and all that means is Lando can recognize and acknowledge beauty regardless of the owner. 

She's not gay.

She doesn't like girls.

And she definitely doesn't like George. 

George…What makes her so pretty to Lando anyway? She’s tall, brunette, has nice eyes, a nice smile, large hands with equally long fingers, a strong jawline, shapely lips, and a nice lean and toned body.

It’s funny. When Lando describes her that way, she almost sounds like the guy from her championship party, the guy that was her type. 

Okay...so George may have all of the qualities of Lando's type, but that doesn't mean she is Lando’s type, because she's not a boy.

That guy sort of looked like George as a boy, though…

Ugh. 

What did that Reddit thread say? Something about how liking men felt like a decision, but liking women was something they didn't have to think about?

Lando chose that guy. She saw him and picked him as the man she'd be interested in for the night; she couldn't care less about him outside of proving Oscar wrong. 

But she didn't choose to think about George. She didn't choose to find that photo appealing, and she didn't choose to get wet at the thought of George touching herself, and she didn't choose to think of George and only George as she worked herself to completion, which she also didn't choose to do, at least not voluntarily.

Okayokayokayokay.

Maybe, just maybe, she's drawn to George. 

Or maybe only her body is. 

Is there a difference?

Lando doesn't know. She doesn't know anything anymore. She's still in disbelief that she's capable of getting that wet.







December 15, 2025

 

george: If someone wanted to seduce me?

 

lando: yeah like if a girl wanted to spend the night with you, how would you want her to go about it 

lando: what woos george russell lmfao

 

george: Oh you're making fun of me aren't you

 

lando: NONO not at all

lando: tell me what you like hoe 

 

george: I don't think I have an answer for you lol I haven't thought about it

george: I guess, if you're gonna seduce someone, you gotta go all the way with it right? You can't be shy about it 

george: So it ties into what I said about confidence that one time. I want them to be confident enough to approach me and just take what they want 

 

lando: ok so like 

lando: say you guys are texting for example and she just comes out like ‘im touching myself and thinking about you rn btw’ would that be toooo much 

 

george: Oh okay, very specific example 😭

george: Did someone try to ‘seduce' you like that?

 

lando: um kinda??

lando: not exactly 

lando: but im just wondering what your reaction would be if that happened to you 

 

george: Why me? Maybe you should ask Oscar this

 

lando: oscar is a freak i already know he'd like it and start jerking off with them 

lando: what would the princess do tho hm??

 

george: You’re so weird sometimes 

george: But I guess I'm a freak too bc I don't think I'd mind 

george: I’d try to help them lol 

 

lando: ooooo so youd talk them through it??? you wouldnt be weirded out??

 

george: Yeah lol

george: Is that bad?

george: It would depend on who it is ofc but overall I think I'd be turned on by how bold they are 

george: And…I would enjoy the attention. They're already giving it to me so why would I make them stop? 

 

lando: damnnnn

lando: ok i like how you think even if you just admitted to being an attention whore LMFAO

 

george: Yeah that makes two of us then 

george: You with your ego 

 

lando: and you love it 

 

george: Sure I do mate







December 19, 2025

 

lando: hey

lando: are you busy??

 

george: Sort of. I'm getting ready to go out for a dinner 

george: Why? What's up?

 

lando: oh

lando: ummm do you think you can set aside a minute or two?? 

lando: dw if you cant i can come back later

 

george: Yeah I can give you a minute

george: Is everything okay? You sound upset 

 

lando: no no im not upset 

lando: im just

lando: really confused about my sexuality again 

lando: and i could use your help

 

george: Oh ofc mate

george: Tell me all about it

 

lando: thank you sksjsj 

lando: sooo remember when you were telling me about your type??

 

george: Yes I do 

 

lando: how do you feel around her??

lando: bc

lando: i think i know my actual type now

lando: but idk if what im feeling is true attraction or just. me thinking theyre pretty 

lando: so hearing your experience might help 

 

george: Ah

george: Well attraction feels different for everyone so just use me as a guideline

george: But when I’m around my type I feel nervous mostly. I start worrying about if I look okay or if I’m being funny or if I smell weird yk stuff like that bc I want to make a good impression

george: And that nervousness physically feels like my stomach has become weightless. Like I don't have anything to center me anymore and I could fly away at any moment if that makes sense 

george: And then I'm thinking things like ‘wow she's so pretty wow she's so funny wow I want her’

 

lando: mmm

lando: i see

lando: i think i also feel that way around my type

lando: i always feel starstruck when im around them like wow i cant believe this person exists and i get to talk to them 

 

george: Yeah! That's another way to put it 

 

lando: ok haha

lando: can i ask what you mean by ‘i want her’

 

george: Like

george: I want her to be mine

george: I want to be able to kiss her and hold her hand and take her on dates 

 

lando: right

lando: i think i want to do that with them too

lando: actually im not sure i just know that the idea of them doing that with anyone else makes me feel. i dunno. betrayed???

 

george: Betrayed as in defeated? Or betrayed as in backstabbed?

 

lando: defeated 

 

george: Okay

george: That sounds like you want to do those things with them to me

 

. . . 

. . .

. . . 

 

lando: george 

lando: do you want to fuck her too??

 

george: Oh

 

lando: im serious like

lando: if you do want to fuck her

lando: would it have meaning to you?? like if you did fuck her would it feel intimate or like youre just satisfying your desire

 

george: OH

george: Worried me for a second there lol

george: But yes it would feel intimate for me. I would fuck her to show her how much I like her as a person 

 

lando: ok good bc thats how i feel

lando: i know for sure that i want her in that way but not like how i approach hookups

lando: i would want her to see how beautiful she is to me

 

george: !!!!!

george: Oh my god wtf

george: Her????

 

lando: how would you go about showing that to her tho

lando: how would you touch her 

 

george: Lando, was that a typo? 

george: Is your type a girl?

 

lando: mhm she is

lando: answer my question please 

 

. . . 

. . . 

 

george: I mean

george: I don’t see how the way I do it is relevant 

 

lando: it just is to me

lando: please george 

 

. . . 

 

george: What is going on 

 

lando: omg do i have to beg

 

george: Okay okay

george: I'd just…be slow and gentle with her? She hasn't had the best experiences romantically from what she's told me so I'd want to show her how good she can feel

 

lando: so you wouldnt be on the bottom?? youd be the top??

 

george: Yes?

 

lando: ok

lando: ok so are you fingering her?? eating her out?? using a strap?? 

 

george: Idk I’m not entirely sure what she'd prefer 

 

lando: so literal all the time 

lando: pretend what you prefer is what she prefers

 

george: Okay 

george: Okay, then the first time would be me fingering her

 

lando: good choice

lando: your fingers are so long i bet she’d love that 

lando: how many would you use??

lando: three would be good dont you think

 

george: Yeah I could work her up to that 

george: I would start out with one ofc and work her open

george: Make sure she's nice and wet for me…lol

 

lando: yeah

lando: youd have to go slow so you dont hurt her

lando: so now the question is how slow??

 

george: Hm

george: Slow enough for me to feel how warm she is around me. I know she'd feel like silk too 

george: You know how people twist their hand sometimes when fingering someone?

 

lando: yea

 

george: I think I'd do that with her just to make sure I feel everything 

 

lando: so a slow twisting motion..

 

. . . 

 

lando: oh fuck 

lando: fuck that feels amazing 

 

george: ??

george: What does

 

lando: the twisting 

lando: you could make her cum with this alone 

 

george: Huh?

george: Are you testing it out on yourself? 

 

lando: mhm 

lando: sorry i couldnt resist 

lando: i was already thinking about you before i texted you

lando: i was aching 

lando: and hearing you talk about this

lando: and imagining you and your hands

lando: i had to

lando: im sorry 

 

. . .

 

george: So that's why you messaged me? You want me to talk you through it? 

 

lando: mhm

lando: you said youd be turned on by someone being bold so

lando: i hope its working…

 

george: Lando

george: Why me?

 

lando: just help me out please

lando: please george please

 

. . . 

 

george: How many fingers are you using? 

 

lando: just one 

lando: its so slippery 

lando: but feels so good

 

george: You're that wet for me

george: God

george: You’re probably making the prettiest sounds right now aren't you? 

 

lando: yea a little 

lando: im just whining into my pillow 

 

george: Cute

george: Add another one 

 

lando: okay

lando: its a little tight 

 

george: You can make it fit for me

george: Just relax and ease it in

 

lando: yesyes for you

 

. . . 

 

lando: wish these were your hands so much

lando: feels good but i bet you could reach further than i can 

lando: george 

lando: george i want you inside me so badly 

lando: do you want me?

 

george: I want you

george: I've wanted you this entire time 

 

lando: really?

lando: so you think about me too???

 

george: More often than I can admit

 

lando: tell me

lando: plsplspls 

 

george: Well

george: The night after your championship party there was that video of you going around dancing with this guy and he was holding you up

george: The way you were bouncing…it looked so obscene 

george: Then you messaged me telling me how you've never had good sex and I just couldn't stop thinking about how I could change that for you if you let me 

george: I thought about fucking you against a wall just like how that guy was holding you and watching you fall apart on my strap 

george: Watch you squirm while you're begging me to go easy on you bc you can't handle it 

 

lando: i know i wouldnt be able to handle it just thinking of you is enough to make me delirious 

lando: but thats good for you right? you could make me cum over and over again so easily 

lando: make me braindead 

lando: ruin me for everyone else

lando: teach me that no one can make me feel as good as you do 

lando: i dont need those stupid men

lando: just you

 

george: Only me

george: Fuck Lando

 

lando: sorry im just so eager for you

lando: i realized i like you and havent been the same since 

lando: i need everything with you

lando: need you to make me yours 

lando: i ffeel so pathetic with my fingers buried in my pussy like this 

lando: are you doing anything??

 

george: I’m

george: I’m in the car rn. On the way to the dinner 

george: But I’m so wet. I can feel it every time I press my thighs together 

george: Probably staining my dress bc I’m wearing a fucking thong 

 

lando: thats so hot 

lando: id love to lift up your dress and clean you up with my tongue i bet you taste so sweet 

lando: id want to lick at you forever 

lando: i think i belong between your thighs 

 

george: You do

george: I’d just have to force you to your knees and all that attitude you usually have would get knocked right out of you, wouldn't it? 

 

lando: mhm id do whatever you say let you do whatever you want with me just use me im all yours

lando: wrap your thighs around my head and make me eat you out until i cant breathe

lando: im using three fingers now

lando: oh my god i cant stop

lando: cant stop cant stopfhg

 

george: Good. Don't stop

george: Fuck yourself hard and deep for me. As deep as you can go 

george: Are you close?

 

lando: yea i feel it

lando: these sounds are so obscene im 

lando: a little embarrassed

lando: george you make me insane 

lando: its so much

 

george: You make me insane too

george: You don't know how crazy I feel whenever you look at me and bat your eyelashes like you always do. It makes me want to pin you down and take you right then and there 

george: And you say you're embarrassed God that just makes me wonder how you’d look blushing red and trying to push me away even tho we both know you want whatever I have to give to you 

 

lando: yes pin me down omfff

lando: youre so tall and strong i want you to smother me

lando: fuck me hard into whatever surface you have me against

lando: fuck im gonna cum

lando: can i cum for you plspls let me cum for you

 

george: Aw look at you begging

george: Such a good girl 

george: Cum for me Lando

george: Make a mess of yourself 

 

lando: thabk you

 

. . . 

. . . 

 

lando: wowow

lando: holy shit i feel so weak 

lando: oh my god wow

 

george: You're unbelievable 

 

lando: and youre incredible 

lando: thank you for talking me through it 

lando: youre even better than i thought youd be 

 

george: Pls that was nothing 

george: If only I were alone rn 

george: Which...I want to keep playing with you but I should probably get going now. I'm getting weird looks lol

george: We’ll talk about this later, yes?

 

lando: 🥺

lando: ok yes later 

lando: have fun…and sorry about your dress hehe







December 20, 2025

 

george: So when did it click for you? 



Lando went on a three-day masturbation bender induced by the fan compilations of George she watched to decide if she truly liked George or just the idea of her. She was expecting to conclude that no, she didn't like George at all, and while her personality was endearing in the context of their friendship, Lando would find her lameness cringeworthy instead of alluring, but what she got was the opposite: seeing George’s smile and hearing her laugh and seeing her joke around in that awkward yet self-assured way she always does made Lando’s heart swell with admiration, and that admiration somehow morphed into desire, and that desire made itself known as a scorching heat between her legs. 

That's when it clicked. 

She can’t say that, though. 



lando: last week

lando: we had finished talking and i was just thinking about you and thats when it clicked 

 

george: Did you touch yourself then too or

 

lando: maybe

lando: omg stop this is too embarrassing 

lando: what about you hm??

lando: how long have you been into me??



The typing bubble flickers a little too long for Lando’s liking. 



george: Kinda feels like it's been forever at this point

george: Let’s just say

george: A while

 

lando: oh

lando: i wouldve never guessed 

lando: why didnt you say anything??

 

george: Because you said you were straight? 😭



Oh. Right. 



lando: lmfaoooo

lando: so what? you shouldve said something anyway and i probably wouldve came to my senses

 

george: Lol probably 

 

. . .

 

lando: oh shit wait a sec

lando: didnt you say your type made you feel like a creep???

lando: you werent talking about me were you

lando: ?

 

george: Well I don't mean it like you actually did anything specific to make me feel that way 

george: I just

george: I guess it's baggage or whatever from when I was younger and my straight friends would get uncomfortable if I looked at them too long or complimented them the wrong way yk stuff like that

george: Some of them didn't even want to get changed around me 

george: So I was scared that maybe you secretly felt the same way about me. Like you could sense I was into you and you just weren't telling me to be nice 

 

lando: wtf

lando: fuck those girls fr like how self-important do you have to be to act that way

lando: youve never weirded me out george 

 

george: Lol it's okay. It happens 

george: But tbh…where do you want to go from here? With us I mean 

 

lando: oh wdym

 

george: Like

george: Our friendship has definitely taken a turn now hasn't it?

george: So what are we now? Friends with benefits? Or was that a um

george: One time thing and we're just friends like before lol

 

lando: huh why would it be either of those 

lando: why cant we just be girlfriends now LMFAO

 

. . . 

 

george: Don't take this the wrong way but everyone knows you're not one for commitment 



Okay, ouch? 

But George is right. A teenage summer fling would probably last longer than any of Lando's 'relationships’ have, and the feelings would probably be more believable too. Really, as Lando thinks about it now, her ‘boyfriends' were no more than a glorified friend she sometimes kissed and sometimes sucked off and sometimes went on dates with and always got bored of. She doesn't know romance, and she doesn't know longevity.

In full honesty, she'd be a shit girlfriend. 

But George is George, and that alone makes Lando want to try. No doubt dating a person she feels mystified by will be different from dating a person she only bothered herself with due to proximity in her social circle. Lando wants to give George spontaneous kisses throughout the day, and she wants to cook dinner for George, and she wants to be able to walk around and boast about how the beautiful woman on her arm is her girlfriend, and her girlfriend's name is George. 

Lando can try. 

She wants to try.



lando: commitment wont be a problem if i genuinely like you dummy

lando: but that being said we should play it safe for a bit and see if we have any chemistry like this and then decide

lando: yk??

 

george: Oh, true

george: How should we go about that?



Lando is truly a pervert. 



lando: idk

lando: the next time we see each other 

lando: you fuck me like you said you would last night??

 

. . . 

. . .

 

george: Okay

george: Promise :)

Notes:

Can you tell I lowkey forgot how to write

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Thanks, and apologies for any typos :)