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Kieran just came back from fucking minors. He has it all. A cave, an island... And about 20 30inch dildos. And a dick that grows inwards. At first he was only attracted to little girls but then... He met the orange fatass: Tump. He noticed that his inward dick started growing outwards by an inch. He walked up to trump and said "You're the best leader of them all UWU~~~" Then he got doxxed by Kim jong-un. Kim jong-un, Trump and Putin were boyfriends. Those three have formed a group called YBC. They all came to his island to have a gang bang with all the little girls. Before them stood Noa schou, Sheila de buck, ilonca gemmeke, Noa nazi, Boruto and Erika kirk. Ilonca saw them and exclaimed loudly "AHHHHH KIM JONG-UN I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK SOOOO BADDDD~~~~~" and then she pulled her pants down and used her deo fles as a dildo as she did that her green dreadlock had grown a mind of it's own and went into the pants of Noa schou. The other Noa did a nazi salute into Sheila's ass while singing "BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS IN MY ASS" so loud that Erika kirk shit in Trumps mouth. Her shit flying everywhere. Boruto was looking in horror when Putins 70 inch dick came on his face and was told to suck it in Russian (yes for some reason he understands Russian) so he did and died in the process.... Orochimaru starts eating Boruto's corpse. Noa schou is still fucking iloncas dreadlock. When Noa Schou cums she cums her period blood so now ilonca has a red dreadlock instead of green... JAX apparently is live streaming the whole thing and accidentally released the kieran files long before the stream so now Melanie martinez is VERY interested in this so she comes to take a look for herself but she needs money because she is canceled so she fucks an underaged boy for his money and farts to kieran island for her kinky fantasies to come true. Kakashi gets mad and gives Melanie the 1000 years of death but Melanie cums because she likes it in the ass. Bubble appears. "I created this island. It's not the kieran files, it's the bubble files..." it sneezed. Ilonca was startled by the sneeze. Her deodorant bottle launched out of her vagina at light speed. Going right through bubble making it pop. Jezus arrived, caught the bottle in between his ass cheeks and said "my childr-" he couldn't even finish his sentence before everyone attacked him. Elon Musk ate Jezus with his ass full of teeth. Then they heard a fart far in the distance... It was Sammy fucking Lawrence. And is that a cannabis squirrel? Not just a cannabis squirrel, the magical cannabis squirrel. He burped into Sammy's fart. A nuclear burp! Putin was AMAZED. And then the island exploded.
"I miss my tits so much and I don't know what to do" - Leira
(and so my chilr-)