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Pheremone attack (feat. Taki is stupid.)

Summary:

after a party, taki wakes up hungover only brought back to life (👀) due to the overwhelming scent of another coating his skin

Who could it be? (Hint: it's yuma.) Makijo/fumajoo referenced. Only makijo is delved into!

Notes:

Taki is just a little slow bare with him!

Chapter 1: Taki is dumb, maki is angry, and yuma is confrontational.

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤpheremone attack!ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓂃  2:34 pm yawnnnnn yes, it was late..probably way too late but his professors would just have to miss him for today even if he had went he definitely was wayyyy too drunk to do calculus and succeed at it. Not that he normally did but even so!

 

He groaned, annoyed by the disgustingly sticky strands of brown sticking to his forehead prying them off with a pinch and deciding to finally raise his head HORRIBLE MISTAKE Blood pooled inside his head, figuratively sloshing wildly in the far too empty chambers of his brain "what. The hell." He pouted, prepared to just slump back down but moving kicked his body into gear now narrowed onto the sickly sweet stench coating his wrists and palms, like whatever or whomever he had touched had been releasing their pheremones like absolute crazy or they were..his?

 

Couldn't possibly be because his were pistachio and lilac scented and whatever smell this was reeked of jasmine and blueberries which he HATES So like any logical person he texted his daddy, figuratively, fuma.

 

"Hi, how do u wash off someone's pheremones? Asking for a friend"

"You can't. is your friend okay?"

Of course how convenient

"Yeah. thanks, papa" ":)"

 

So what now?! He couldn't wash it off and if they marked him he'd never get it off which is so annoying what the hell The more he thought the more his brain lended him details of the previous night, moaning, back arched, strong hands cupping the back of his head and very soothingly talking him through it

 

Maybe he could rule some people out that weren't at the party last night or were taken (luckily)

Fuma: taken by ejuu, there but with wuju the entire time except for when he had to use the bathroom which...suspiciously ej went with him for

He cringed at the thought, a shiver trailing down his spine. Yuck, focus taki. THINK.

Ej: with fuma. Already established that.

Nicholas: I actually dont know but at some point in time he was pulled out of the party by a very grump harua #goodluck

Harua: playing upstairs, escorted Nicholas out.

Jo: probably in one of the bedrooms laying down cuz he got drunk (hes a light weight) (not surprising)

Maki: trying to kill me because I told jo he has a crush on him which doesn't make sense cause he does..literally.

Kei hyung: by my side the whole night

Yuma: no idea, he just kept looking at me #oddball

GASSSSPPPPPP oh my god, it was yuma! That asshole. But why, he was such a dick all the time and especially tied in with the stupid cat fursona shit that he'd constantly make the members play into.

Ughh whatever, no one else will notice..Hopefully. much to his dismay that cunt lived with him and he's like really hard to avoid.

he wasn't trying to be suspicious but after a few minutes of anxiously scouting from the kitchen table maki stopped in front of him, still angry

"Taki, what the fuck are u doing." his lips curved into a scowl, no doubt avoiding jojo just as much as he was avoiding yuma

huff

"nothing, thinking." maki scoffed. "First time?" Earning him a muffled laugh via nico who was seated just inches away in the living room, no doubt listening into the conversation.

maki in turn giggled too, happily strolling to the fridge to get his daily dose of h20 while taki still sat silently pondering what yuma couldve possibly been doing on top of him

Theres an obvious answer but that was pushed far from his frontal lobe, strewn about thoughts of what he should eat tonight.

Maybe he was just dumb, shrug, Yeah. Probably that.

he would've stayed longer but just as he raised his head yuma and jo walked in, WORST POSSIBLE DUO for the two men who were actively avoiding them, now cornered in the small kitchen area stuck in their previous motions.

Jo walked over to the fridge, grabbing one of his instant packs of rice and some water. His hair tussled and influenced by his various positions in sleep but still, somehow, he looked gorgeous, per usual.

No wonder maki likes him. he has to fight back a grin, proud of his actions last night. Maki would've never told him and in his opinion they looked amazing together, the strong lines of maki's face coupling with jo's soft demeanor.

God, he wants that well..kinda. he's never thought about getting with anyone obviously he's had crushes but nothing that could affect his day to day

Then again maybe he did. A strong blush spread across the arch of his nose and the tip of his ears. Thump. "Taki" yuma, his voice went straight to his tummy, filling it with a disgustingly tender fluttering. He huffed, his eyes drifting up, catching a very disturbed yuma's gaze. Clearly something was upsetting him and he couldn't help but think it might have been..him?