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My subordinates🔥
4 members
Feliciano: LUDDY KIKUU LUDBUG DOITSUUU
Feliciano: Luddyyy can i do something rqqqq pleasseee
Feliciano: Pretty PRETTYYY pleaseeeeeee plss PLZZZZ!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ludwig: You havent even stated what it is yet and you're already begging so my answer is no
Feliciano: *DOES MY BEST PUPPY DOG EYES* wehhhhh PLESS
Ludwig: It doesn't work when you're texting it..
Feliciano: Ah
Feliciano: AHH SO IT WORKS IN REAL LIFE YAY LUDDY LOOK BEHIND YOU
Ludwig: HUH
Kiku: ?Werent you just in the cafeteria how on earth did you get to Ludwig that quick
Kiku: Isnt he in gym class?
Ludwig: I am.
Ludwig: If only he'll run that fast during training.
Feliciano: Stop bullyying meee :CCC owwie the wordsss the textss oh it hurtss
Alfred: LMFAOOO
Feliciano: WHO IS.......
Ludwig: What why are you here
Ludwig: How did you even get in??
Feliciano: Im so.scared..what if he hacked the systemm noo NO KIKUUU PROTECT ME
Kiku: Um
Alfred: Dude. Ive been here
Alfred: Hey HEY dont treat me like Matthew IVE BEEN IN THIS GROUP CHAT SINCE LAST MONTH
Kiku: Sorry.. i keep forgetting you're in here
Alfred: ARE WE FORGETTING THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE GC NAME??
Alfred: WE .LITERALLY. HAD A CONVERSATION IN HERE YESTERDAY ABOUT THE BEST FAST FOOD JOINT.
Feliciano: WE DID????
Ludwig: Thats not really ringing a bell..sorry
Kiku: If I recall correctly I think it was just him spamming and talking to himself
Alfred: Ughghghhh you guys are such meanies
Ludwig: Seriously though, why and how are you here
Kiku: That's my bad, he saw me texting in here once and wouldn't stop begging until he was added..
Kiku: He was crying and I felt bad
Alfred: AWW
Alfred: Wait dont reveal that
Ludwig: Err ok fine glad you're here.. Alfred
Alfred: HAH AS YOU SHOULD BE
Ludwig reacted with, '❓'
Feliciano: MY FRIENDSSS I MIEI AMICIII
Feliciano: i JUSTTT wanta say something really quick pleasee Luddyy PLEASE KIKU
Kiku: I dont think anyones stopping you..
Feliciano: OKAY YES
Feliciano: Can we uhh..heh can we ya know do one big kablooeey thingy 🫴👋👌🖖 with all of our buddies!!
Ludwig: Can you stop trying to make hand gestures through text its already hard enough to understand what you mean
Ludwig: Oh no.
Ludwig: No dont tell me youre doing what I think you're going to do.
Kiku: What is he going to do?
Alfred: ISNT IT OBVIOUS
Alfred: HES GOING TO FILL THE HALLWAYS WITH PASTA ALL ON THE CEILINGS AND FLOOR AND TURN IT INTO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT ITALIAN BUFFETT
Alfred: HELL YEAH MAN IM WITH YOU FETTUCCINI
Kiku: Its Feliciano..
Alfred: YEAH thats what I said
>Replying to, Alfred: HES GOING TO...
Ludwig: Pretty sure you're the only person thinking that
Feliciano: Ahhhg im drooolinggg
Feliciano: waitWAIT SO CAN I DO IT?? WUZ IT A YES?? CAN I CAN I???
Kiku: We arent even sure what youre going to do?
Feliciano: THANK YOU GUYSSS YAAYY MWAUH MY BEST BUDSS Oh oh and Alfred too yeah!!
Alfred: AWW THANKS PAL
Feliciano has added 13 users
Ludwig: What the hell? Did you add the whole school???
Ludwig: Thats way too many people?
Gilbert: HAHAA SINCE WHEN WAS 13 PEOPLE A LOT
Feliciano: Heyy he only has 3 friends (including you!) so dont be meann ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')
Ludwig: THATS NOT TRUE
Francis: Ew wtf is THAT
Francis: Feliii i luv you and all but wtf is that kaomoji!~
Feliciano reacted with, ‘🧐’
Francis: No offense but yikes this is my first time seeing one so ugly holy shit
Arthur: Looks like someone needs to grab a mirror
Francis: Tut tut~ i know im cute like one but unfortunately im not a kaomoji~
Arthur: Ohhh!!! Loll yeah no youre right loolllolol!!
Arthur: I want to see your lifeless corpse dangling from a lamppost
Tolys: Where am I
Tolys: Why am I here
Tolys: I want out please
Alfred: DUUUDEE you need to chillax you like just got here...
>Replying to, Tolys: I want out please
Francis: When he begss😩😩😩>>>>>>>>>
Francis: Oups srry
Ludwig: Why
Francis: Why am i sorry??
Ludwig: Why did you do that
Heracles: meow
Antonio: Aww we have a cute gatito from Greece
Antonio: Pat pat
Lovino: Hes not a cat.
Heracles: thats because im a kitty
Heracles: i dont want pats if youre not kiku not to be rude or anything
Matthew: Well that already came off very rude much less weird hah
Kiku: Hes um
Kiku: Hes a little new to this world
Antonio: Isnt Heracles a seniorOk
Yao: Hello everybody nice to meet you I guess yea is Ivan here
Ivan: yes!
Yao: bye
Yao is now offline
Ivan: :(
Matthew: This gc is already coming off to a bad start oh i feel sick
Ludwig: Feliciano whyd you.. add Ivan..?
Alfred: Yeah dude I didnt invite him to last years xmas party for a reason
Arthur: Oh splendid why not ask that right in the exact same group chat where he is
Ivan: oh dont worry I dont mind
Ivan: in fact im curious too
Alfred: OH
Alfred: AWW poor Ivann he just wants some friends 🥺🥺
Gilbert: HAHA THAT SWITCH UP WAS SO DISGUSTING
Ivan: its ok i have you guys :))
Feliciano, Gilbert and Tolys reacted with, ‘😓’
Ivan: im not giving you back your wallet nor your dog
Alfred: Please dont do this dude think of everything weve been through.
Matthew: What??
Alfred: How else am i going to buy the limited time deluxe burger
Ludwig: Why do you care about that more than the dog..
Arthur: Knowing that fatass its probably a hot dog.
Gilbert: A glizzyyy
Lovino: IT WAS FELICIANO WHO ADDED ALL OF US HERE???
Matthew: No no sorry but can we backtrack a bit Ivan what was that
Feliciano: Yeppp me in da flesh!!! Haha i had such a brilliant idea didnt I??☺️☺️
Lovino: THAT WAS THE WORST DECISION ANYONE HAS MADE IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFEE
Feliciano: WHAT
Arthur: Hold on a moment I need to check the members list real quick
Arthur: What the hell
Arthur: Why is it so random??
Arthur: Also its kind of strange not to see Roderich in here
Arthur: I see that Elizabeta's here so wheres Roderich..
Kiku: Im sorry but arent they two individual people? Can't they be separate from one another?
Francis: Oui! But non..
Kiku reacted with, '❓'
Gilbert: ADD HIM ADD HIM ADD HIM
Ludwig: Please dont add him.
Gilbert: EVERYONE WHO WISHES TO ADD RODERICH SAY AYE
Francis: Aye!!
Elizabeta: I dont really mind either way..
Gilbert: Jeez tough crowd yeah?
Francis: Whats the matter did you not see my message
Alfred: HAAHAHAAA theres NO WAYY you added that freshman from Sealand BEFORE adding Roderich
Arthur: His name is Peter.
Feliciano: Ehh but hes cool!!
Feliciano: Oh and uh..I tried but Roderich said he didnt wanna be added......
Lovino: Right so I literally said that same fucking thing too but did you listen to me? No not one bit.
Feliciano: WELL RODERICH IS SCARYYYY
Lovino: OH SO IM NOT YOU ASSHOLE???
Francis: Ladies ladiess lets all calm down hm?~
Antonio: Umm I think thats misogynistic
Gilbert: HAH Misogyny isnt even a real word try again bozo
Antonio, Ludwig and Kiku reacted with, '❓'
>Replying to, Arthur: I see that...
Elizabeta: Thank.. you..?
Elizabeta: Im grateful to be added I think but why am I the only girl in here
Elizabeta: All offense but it's quite literally a sausage fest right about now
Matthew: I think youre supposed to say 'No offense'?
Elizabeta: Nooo silly im pretty sure I knew what I meant!!
Gilbert: Ya well ur the diversity hire
Gilbert: Deal with it loozarr
Elizabeta reacted with, '❓'
Elizabeta: Ooh what about adding Ivans sisters?
Elizabeta: Im sure you guys know the one from Ukraine whose boobs can be a backup drummer for a band and the other creepy one from Belarus or something
Ivan: no dont add them
Ivan: its fine its really fine
Ivan: they are just a little weird but they mean no harm
Ivan: well they are a lot weird and mean some harm but they dont deserve this
Ivan: if you add them I'll never forgive you.
Elizabeta: Okay point taken..
Antonio: Well what about Emma? She's pretty chill yeah
Francis: Urggh but then that Netherlands freak is gonna want to join too and I dont want him in here non.
Arthur: LAST TIME I CHECKED THIS WAS FOR ELIZABETA NOT YOU
Matthew: Uh
Matthew: Is Marie out of the picture? Xiao-Mei? Lili is ok but she seems very sheltered although Peter is in here and shes way older than him..
Kiku: Yao would not be happy with us if Xiao-Mei is in here. Marie cant really keep a secret and would let the whole school know we have this group chat. And well.. if Lili is here then she'll add her brother so..
Arthur: Holy hell my brain hurts
Ludwig: Unfortunately it sounds like youre going to have to deal with it for the time being Eliza..
Elizabeta: Thats so great.
Heracles: wow at least youre not mad about it
Heracles: i know i would be
Heracles: if i was like the only girl in a guys group chat
Heracles: yeah im glad youre happy
Matthew: Pretty sure It was sarcasm..
Heracles: i dont think so
Kiku: Right.. well now that im thinking about it this set of people truly is so strange
Kiku: Its not like were all in the same club or anything
Kiku: So what's the reason behind this
Alfred: @Feliciano 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Feliciano: OH ITS MY TURN TO SPEAK??
Feliciano: Auummmm!!!!!!!!!!!
Feliciano: AH yes because we're all in the gourmet club hehe!
Francis: HELL NO
Ludwig: Only Yao, Francis and Sadık are in that club you know this
Feliciano: Ohhhhh...
Francis: The day that poor excuse of a European man @Arthur joins gourmet club is the day I cease to exist.
Arthur: I quite literally havent even said anything.
Francis: As cute as itll be to see him in a frilly apron I dont want to imagine what hes spoon feeding me oh yuck.
Alfred: Arthur's cooking is like pig slop that was chewed up and vomited by a homeless man mixed with elephant shit soo it's not all THAT bad
Alfred: IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE!!
Lovino: THE HELL
Elizabeta: Oh idk about all that now..
Antonio: Wait i think im confused is he insulting or complimenting him
Antonio: Oh no is this what growing up with his food for so long does to you..?
Francis: Ah yes its like Stockholm syndrome but with cuisine and it makes me so sad
Arthur: SHUT UP?? ALL OF YOU??
Arthur: KEEP YOUR FORKED TONGUE BEHIND ITS TEETH
Gilbert: HAHA GOOD ONE are u referencing lotr or the meme
Arthur: What meme???
Arthur: What are you talking about??
Gilbert: Urgh.. sorry wow um i forgot you legitimately talk like that
Lovino: Like ur one to talk.
Feliciano: Beecausssee OH we're all in the occult club!!!!
Lovino: WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO THINK OF SOME FUCKING LIE
Kiku: Uh last time I checked we didn't have an occult club?..
Feliciano: Really???
Feliciano: Thats weird.. i thought Arthur was saying something about it the other day...
Arthur: Stop. Talking.
Feliciano: OH OH BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE THE SAME HISTORY TEACHER!!
Gilbert: Heyyy I dont even have history this year
Feliciano: YAYY YES BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE THE SAME HISTORY TEACHER SO THAT CATEGORIZES US ALL INTO ONE GROUPP!!! ISNT THIS SO FUN!!
Gilbert: I📢DONT📢HAVE📢HISTORY📢THIS📢YEAR📢
Feliciano: AND WE ALL ALREADY KNOW EACH OTHER TOO!!!
Gilbert: Whatever man.
Feliciano: Luddy praise mee
Feliciano: Praise me
Ludwig: Good job?...
Feliciano reacted with, '🤤'
Antonio: Oh theres something going on in here
Lovino: GAG GAG HURL VOMIT GAG THROW UP
Matthew: It.. hasnt even been a full 24 hours since i got added..
Elizabeta: Well im not really complaining all that much ahahah
Arthur: Can we stop
Francis: Can you keep going thanx!~
Ivan: aww i wish i had friends to do stuff like that with
Alfred: I genuinely dont think you want that dude
Gilbert: What about @Tolys and those other two baltic kids i cant be bothered with to remember their loser names
Ivan reacted with, '☺️'
Tolys: Why would you even suggest something like that.
Ivan reacted with, '🙁'
Tolys: Kidding! Of course..
Kiku: First of all i dont even think Ludwig and Feliciano are friends
Feliciano reacted with, ‘😳’
Ivan: then theyre enemies?? how come they dont really act like it?
Elizabeta: Oh no LOL thats Francis and Arthur
Arthur: Excuse me.
Francis: 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢
Kiku: Yeah I would say they're more like a secret third option
Tolys: Is there a secret third option to leave this chat
Feliks: Hey grow some balls and stop asking because its never going to come true
Tolys: NOOOOOOOOO
Gilbert: Is he saying no to growing some balls thats messed up
Antonio: No hmm its definitely because feliks told him hes never going to be able to leave
Gilbert: Its DEFINITELY the balls comment
Antonio: Haha. Its definitely my foot up ur ass
Lovino: YEAH KILL HIMMM DO ONE THING RIGHT IN UR PATHETIC LIFE AND KILL THAT GERMAN YOU LAZY BASTARD
Antonio and Gilbert reacted with, '❓'
Lovino: Oh so now im the one seen as weird yeah whatever i hate all you smelly old dorks anyway
Kiku: I think you mightve taken it too far..
Feliciano: GUYS GUYS DONT FIGHT PLSSZZZ I DIDNT MAKE THIS SO WE CAN FIGHT NOO NO
Feliciano: I made this so uh..... hm. I made this for ummm..
Feliciano: Luddy what did i make this for again
Ludwig: YOU TELL ME
Matthew: Well if there isnt any specific reason may I be unadded now?..
Arthur: Oh shut up Alfred werent u the same one whos been in here before all of us
Matthew: But im.. the one who said that
Alfred: Dudeeee.. you arent even seeing our faces how are you STILL getting us mixed up
Arthur reacted with, '🖕'
Francis: Agreed their auras dont even seem remotely alike
Kiku: Yeah even I can see that their names are nothing alike
Kiku: Wait what do you mean by aura?
Francis: One has sexy syrup aura similar to moi 💋
Matthew reacted with, ‘❓’
Arthur: Yes weve all heard the same song and dance before but how are you sensing that through the phone idiot.
Francis: 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
Arthur: Wonderful. That really answers my question
Ivan: haha gross dont kiss me
Antonio: I think its just an emoji..
Ivan: do not kiss me
Tolys: @Feliciano can I leave
Feliks, Alfred and Ivan reacted with, ‘👎’
Feliciano: WHY DOES EVEYRONE WANT TO LEAVE THE GROUPCHAT I JUST MADE
Feliciano: IS IT A ME PROBLEM??
Feliciano: NO YOU CANTTT YOU CANT LEAVE
Feliciano: Were all gonna have so much fun in here forever and ever isnt that right everybody!!!🥳🥳🥂🥂👏🙌🙌🤜
Ludwig: ...I guess..
Gilbert: LUDWIG DOESNT WANT TO BE IN HERE
Ludwig: EVEN IF ITS TRUE I DID NOT SAY THAT