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Ottawa Centaurs Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander stun in new photos from the annual NHL Charity Gala earlier tonight.

[Image Description: Ilya and Shane both dressed in visibly see-through mesh tops. Ilya is wearing a diamond chain link necklace, and Shane has a long mesh train draped behind him in the photo. They are both posing for cameras.]

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @PopBase

IS SHANE HOLLANDER WEARING MESH?,./,,?./?

Eli @what_the_puck
Replying to @PopBase

Hey so like why are they naked

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24
Replying to @PopBase

shane i can see ur nipples u whore

BANGTAN LOCKDOWN @hollzy875

OKAY THEY LOOK SOOOOO GOOD but WHO in the world managed to convince shane hollander to wear a mesh shirt?????????

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @hollzy875

idk but i hope they get a raise bc holy shit

gold @hockeyhollanovas
Replying to @hollzy875

the gala theme this year is hollywood glam !!

BANGTAN LOCKDOWN @hollzy875
Replying to @hockeyhollanovas

see i didnt know that meant their nipples would be out locked and loaded

jaz met dan and phil! @howellzer

holy fuck

holy fucking fuck

that body of yours is absurd @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

sam @rozanovpragents

HE IS LITERALLY NAKED

rae @hockeyhusbands2481

ilya in that necklace….

devin @hollandershole
Replying to @hockeyhusbands2481

he could choke me with it

devin @hollandershole
Replying to @hockeyhusbands2481

i mean what

rae @hockeyhusbands2481
Replying to @hollandershole

no say that

zee | hollanov’s third @rozyhollander_

the mesh train on shane’s outfit i am literally on my knees

kira @ilyasleftsock

shane hollander just one chance please @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

Em 🚒 @lovelyhollanov
Replying to @ilyasleftsock

girl u know ilya lurks on here dont even joke

devin @hollandershole

shane hollander and ilya rozanov holy shit they are actually insane

gold @hockeyhollanovas

hollanov look so stunning omfg i love their matching outfits awe

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24

@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer bend over

jaz met dan and phil! @howellzer

@rozanov81 they’re coming for your man

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24

@ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer bend over

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24
Replying to @howellzer

DELETE THIS ARE YOU CRAZY

brit @britdraws

wait i didnt know hockey players were hot

brit @britdraws
Replying to @britdraws

hmmm

lucy @hockeyhusbands81

getting oomf into @OttawaCentaurs hockey via hollanov’s slutty gala fits 😈

Chester @PuckingItIn
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

Great. Just what us real hockey fans need. More deranged fangirls. 🙄

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @PuckingItIn

im gonna be so real with u rn… what kind of fucking name is chester

Diya | #booktwt @diyaisreading_

shane hollander if you are reading this i am free on thursday night if you would like to go out i am free on thursday night to get dinner or go to a movie on thursday night when i am free. if you would like to hang out on thursday night when i am free i will be free on thursday night

Jess 🏒 @shaneschoppybangs
Replying to @diyaisreading_

so long as you’re fine with a giant russian tagging along

Diya | #booktwt @diyaisreading_
Replying to @shaneschoppybangs

i have two hands

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @diyaisreading_ @shaneschoppybangs

something something that one challengers meme

CENTAURS #STANLEYCUPWINNERS @hayesdaze

the nhl is really slutting out their hockey players this year did anyone else see wyatt hayes in that suit whew

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24
Replying to @hayesdaze

here u go again

CENTAURS #STANLEYCUPWINNERS @hayesdaze
Replying to @hollandersfreckles24

sigh… the real ones #getit

lucy @hockeyhusbands81

they both look so fucking good im chewing my arm off

Eli @what_the_puck

I thought we’d get some rest in the off season but now i’m glued to my phone for updates about these stupid hockey men

matt @hollanderhattrick

guys dont drink the hollanov juice this shit is deadly

lily @shanehollanderlover1

no chance.

kira @ilyasleftsock

shane hollander just one chance please @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

sam @rozanovpragents

so did anyone else see the clip of ilya calling shane over for the photo

rae @hockeyhusbands2481
Replying to @rozanovpragents

if i speak….

cece @prettyhollander
Replying to @rozanovpragents

i know we’re used to shane walking ilya like a dog but hear me out

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Ilya:

they think you are a dog walker

Shane:

???

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zee | hollanov’s third @rozyhollander_

the necklace and the rings that ilya is wearing oh he knows he’s #that bitch

devin @hollandershole

nobody commenting yet on how good their hair looks tonight is criminal

cece @prettyhollanov
Replying to @hollandershole

i want to pull on shane’s hair so bad

sarah @captainilyass

ilya in his head all night probably:

cece @prettyhollanov
Replying to @hollandershole

i want to pull on shane’s hair so bad

Diya | #booktwt @diyaisreading

daily struggle of idk if i want to be ilya or shane more

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @diyaisreading

re freaking tweet

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @diyaisreading @hockeyhusbands81

they really bagged each other and left nothing for the rest of us

Em 🚒 @lovelyhollanov

il*a and sh*ne are actually the worlds hottest couple and its so unfair they just get to look Like That and be married to EACH OTHER

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @lovelyhollanov

why are you censoring their names

Em 🚒 @lovelyhollanov
Replying to @rozanovpragents

can never be too careful

Eli @what_the_puck

It’s so funny how hollanovtwt treats Ilya like hes some powerful entity lurking behind the screen of twitter dot com

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @what_the_puck

he literally got brit’s account suspended for joking about how badly they wanted to fuck shane hollander when the cens came to nyc

Eli @what_the_puck
Replying to @rozanovpragents

We still don’t know for sure that was him

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @what_the_puck

it was and i know it

lily @shanehollanderlover1

yes

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @what_the_puck

it was and i know it

Jess 🏒 @shaneschoppybangs

the day that ppl realize the real threat we should be terrified of is shane hollander >>>

Eli @what_the_puck

It’s so funny how hollanovtwt treats Ilya like hes some powerful entity lurking behind the screen of twitter dot com

leighton #buddiecanon @buddieshollanov
Replying to @shaneschoppybangs

like don’t yall remember when hollanov did the wired auto complete interview and ilya read the question about if he was actually exclusive with shane and shane’s face dropping instantly

Jess 🏒 @shaneschoppybangs
Replying to @buddieshollanov

he was so pissed snatching the board away all “yes. we are very happily married to each other //only//” with the most deadpanned expression ever

leighton #buddiecanon @buddieshollanov
Replying to @shaneschoppybangs

ilya was so giddy after that lmfaooooo

Jess 🏒 @shaneschoppybangs
Replying to @buddieshollanov

shane does NOT play about his man

HOLLANOV UPDATES @firsthusbandsnhl

The interviewer was too stunned to speak.

(via NHLCharityGala’s Instagram)

[Video Transcript from the NHL Charity Gala. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov pose for cameras and answer questions.

Interviewer: How does it feel to win the Stanley Cup for the second year in a row?

Hollander: It feels amazing. I’m grateful to be on such a hardworking team. We couldn’t have done it without everyone’s intense dedication.

Rozanov: (Grinning) And my sexy stick handling. (Winks)

Hollander: (Rolling his eyes) Yes, sure.

Interviewer: And what did the Centaurs do to celebrate the big win?

Hollander: Well, we all had a really nice eve-

Rozanov: (Cutting off Hollander) We got drunk with team, and then I took my husband home to celebrate his sexy goals by–

Hollander: (Elbowing Rozanov in the ribs) Stop talking.

Interviewer: U-Uh, right. So what are you two most looking forward to next season? Hollander, you were named alternate captain at the end of last year. Do you plan on challenging Rozanov–your uh, husband, for the title of captain?

Rozanov: We will keep being the best team in the league. Keep playing some great hockey. Keep getting even better.

Hollander: Win another cup, if we can.

Rozanov: (Snorts) If.

Hollander: (Continuing) As for my position, I don’t need the C. The team already listens to me more than they do Ilya.

Rozanov: That is not true.

Hollander: Yes, it is.

Rozanov: You are wrong, Hollander.

Hollander: Want to bet?

Rozanov: (Muttering in Russian) Ты очень жестокий муж и распространяешь ложь о своём капитане.

Hollander: He says thank you.

Rozanov: Yes. Thank you.

Interviewer: Right. Well, congratulations again. You both look very well-dressed tonight. I hope the next season goes well for you both.

Hollander: Thank you.

Rozanov: My husband does look very sexy, yes? I think the league will raise a lot of money tonight thanks to his his pretty face and nice ti–

Hollander: (Abruptly pulling Rozanov away from the camera) Goodnight!

(Long silence.)

End of Video.]

lucy @hockeyhusbands81

“i’m grateful to be part of such a hardworking team” SHANE REALLY CARRIED THE FUCKING VOYAGEURS FOR YEARS! YOU ARE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM!

HOLLANOV UPDATES @firsthusbandsnhl

The interviewer was too stunned to speak.

(via NHLCharityGala’s Instagram)

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

oh don’t make that face @MontrealVoyageursOfficial

sam @rozanovpragents

ilya flirting with shane in front of the poor interviewer

HOLLANOV UPDATES @firsthusbandsnhl

The interviewer was too stunned to speak.

(via NHLCharityGala’s Instagram)

leighton #buddiecanon @buddieshollanov
Replying to @rozanovpragents

fork found in kitchen

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @buddieshollanov

did u see how red shane was getting dude

leighton #buddiecanon @buddieshollanov
Replying to @rozanovpragents

ilya rozanov u lucky bastard

jemma @pikeshollzy

where are the photos of hayden :(

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @pikeshollzy

he is too busy at home taking care of his 4000000 children

jemma @pikeshollzy
Replying to @shanehollanderlover1

he knew he would look too powerful if he came yup yup

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @pikeshollzy

no i did not say that

lily @shanehollanderlover1

getting regular twitter accounts suspended is easy but verified accounts are much harder

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @shanehollanderlover1

okay but who are you trying to get suspended

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

many people but mostly @HaydenPikeOfficial for being bad at hockey and @ScottHunterAdmirals for not retiring when he should have

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

also sometimes @TroyBarrett because

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @shanehollanderlover1

because…?

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

yes

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Troy:

Man fuck you

Ilya:

u are not my type barrett sorry

Troy:

I swear I am going to show Hollzy your twitter account one of these days

Ilya:

you have been threatening me with this for months

is not scary anymore

Troy:

🖕

(Ilya Rozanov loved “🖕”)

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rose landry’s gf (REAL) @rosesandbuds

im a lesbian but ilya rozanov is the prettiest man ive ever seen

sarah @captainilyass
Replying to @rosesandbuds

oomf ur so right

rose landry’s gf (REAL) @rosesandbuds
Replying to @captainilyass

shane hollander dating the hottest woman ever and then marrying a pretty man i thank god every day him and rose broke up

Pop Base ✓ @PopBase

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov talking to teammates Troy Barrett, Wyatt Hayes and Luca Haas at the NHL Charity Gala earlier tonight.

[Video Attached: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov standing close together. Ilya’s hand rests against Hollander’s back while they talk to Barrett, Hayes and Haas. The noise in the room is too loud to make out any of their conversation.]

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @PopBase

ilya’s hand on shane’s lower back absolutely none of my thoughts are appropriate right now

CENTAURS #STANLEYCUPWINNERS @hayesdaze
Replying to @PopBase

WYATT MY GOAT!!!!!! with his silly spiderman pin on that’s my freaking shayla

Em 🚒 @lovelyhollanov
Replying to @PopBase

i need to squish luca haas really hard and bite him

b. @alphailya

luca haas is hollanov’s son fr

sarah @captainilyass
Replying to @alphailya

shane literally gave birth to him

cece @prettyhollanov

speaking of shane giving birth who is going to take one for the team and knock that man up

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @prettyhollanov

GET HIM PREGNANT!!1!1

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @prettyhollanov

i will do it do not worry

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Ilya:

the internet wants to get you pregnant

Shane:

Excuse me?

Ilya:

do not worry моя любовь

i will defend your honor

Shane:

…Please don’t.

Get offline and come to bed.

Ilya:

soon ❤️

Shane:

Why are they talking about that anyway?

Ilya:

you mean about getting you pregnant?

Shane:

Jesus.

Yeah, that.

Ilya:

because you looked very sexy at the gala tonight

whole body on display

Shane:

I still don’t get it.

I’ve done post-game interviews shirtless before.

How was tonight any different?

Ilya:

your clothes made you look extra slutty 😍

people are mad that they cannot have you

and now everyone wants to knock you up

but i will not let them

Shane:

Wow. Where would I be without you?

Ilya:

a lot less satisfied i think

Shane:

Really?

Ilya:

you do not believe me??

Shane:

I mean, you could always prove it by coming to bed.

You’re leaving me up here pretty unsatisfied on my own.

Ilya:

…

omw

do not start without me

Shane:

We’ll see.

Ilya:

😥

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Jess 🏒 @shaneschoppybangs

so is now a good time to post my hollanov actors!au update or

b. @alphailya
Replying to @shaneschoppybangs

is that even a question

Jess 🏒 @shaneschoppybangs
Replying to @alphailya

these pictures are giving me a lot of ideas for the next chapter too omg

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @shaneschoppybangs @alphailya

jess open your google docs rn im not even kidding

HOLLANOV UPDATES @firsthusbandsnhl

Our First Husbands of Hockey 🏒❤️

(via the CAWeekly’s Instagram)

[Video Description: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander posing at the NHL Charity Gala photobooth. There is confetti streaming around them while they pose together, arms wrapped tightly around each other’s waists. Rozanov pulls Hollander in close for the next pose, pressing a kiss against his cheek and whispering something that the cameras do not pick up. Hollander smiles, the flush obvious on his face. Their next pose has Rozanov draping himself behind Hollander, hand laying across Hollander’s stomach. Hollander leans his head back against Rozanov’s shoulder, eyes closed.]

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @@firsthusbandsnhl

holy shit

rae @hockeyhusbands2481
Replying to @@firsthusbandsnhl

shane hollander what possessed you tonight

BANGTAN LOCKDOWN @hollzy875
Replying to @@firsthusbandsnhl

this isn’t funny anymore shane needs to feel my str*p

Chester @PuckingItIn_
Replying to @@firsthusbandsnhl

Can we keep this shit out of hockey? Come on…

Em 🚒 @lovelyhollanov
Replying to @PuckingItIn_ @firsthusbandsnhl

you’re commenting this under a hollanov update account my guy

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24

homophobic hockey fans be like “ew i saw hollanov being gay together on the gay hockey player update account” like girl what were YOU doing on the gay hockey player update account 👀

(Liked by Troy Barrett ✓ and Luca Haas ✓

Retweeted by Harris Drover and Ottawa Centaurs ✓)

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24

BRO NO FREAKING WAYRLFDSJ??9?

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24
Replying to @hollandersfreckles24

CENTAURS NOTICE THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

jaz met dan and phil! @howellzer

shane hollander gets to have ilya rozanov all to himself he’s so fucking greedy

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @howellzer

remember his face in the second game against toronto after ilya took down their defenseman and got the winning goal

jaz met dan and phil! @howellzer
Replying to @ilyasleftsock

bro was not subtle at all

b. @alphailya
Replying to @howellzer @ilyasleftsock

shane hollander getting horny over good hockey? what’s next? is water wet? is the pope catholic?

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @alphailya @howellzer

LMFAOOOOOO

Pop Base ✓ @PopBase

More photos from the annual NHL Charity Gala.

[Image Description: Photo 1: Gilbert Comeau and Patrice Drapeau posing for the camera in plain black suits. Photo 2: Various Montreal Voyageurs players sitting around a table, a few posing for the camera but most are not acknowledging the cameraman.]

Em 🚒 @lovelyhollanov
Replying to @PopBase

oh im not hungry

matt @hollanderhattrick
Replying to @PopBase

they all look miserable and i cheered

bailey 💟 @livgutss13
Replying to @PopBase

pop base why are you reporting on these hockey players nobody cares

Eli @what_the_puck
Replying to @PopBase @livgutss13

Unfortunately you are right about these hockey players

bailey 💟 @livgutss13
Replying to @PopBase @what_the_puck

at least the ones with their nipples out were hot can we bring them back

Liam #hockeyhusbands @rozynovs81_

hey guys i finished studying for finals what did i miss

Liam #hockeyhusbands @rozynovs81_
Replying to @rozynovs81_

oh

sarah @captainilyass

who’s going to write the omega!shane going into heat at the nhl charity gala fic

b. @alphailya
Replying to @captainilyass

i gotchu

sarah @captainilyass
Replying to @alphailya

i could kiss you rn

b. @alphailya
Replying to @captainilyass

omg come over :3

Zane Boodram ✓ @ZaneBood

Centaurs Family #BestInTheLeague

[Image Description: Photo 1: A selfie of Zane Boodram and Cassie Boodram

smiling at the camera with Wyatt Hayes and Evan Dykstra making faces in the background. Photo 2: Holmberg, LaPointe, Young and Haas all shoveling food into their mouths, unaware of the photo being taken. Photo 3: A photo of one of the Centaurs’ tables, players smiling at the camera sans Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov who are only looking at each other mid-conversation. Photo 4: A professional shot of the Centaurs team posing in front of the NHL Charity Gala “red carpet.” Ilya Rozanov, Zane Boodram and Shane Hollander stand in the center. Rozanov’s hand is wrapped firmly around Hollander’s waist.]

cece @prettyhollanov
Replying to @ZaneBood

LOOK AT MY CENTAURS THEYRE SO HAPPY

BANGTAN LOCKDOWN @hollzy875
Replying to @ZaneBood

just busrt into tears

Harris Drover @HarrisDroverCens
Replying to @ZaneBood

❤️🖤❤️

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24

the absolute grip ilya had around shane’s waist jesus christ

leighton #buddiecanon @buddieshollanov
Replying to @hollandersfreckles24

like calm down bro nobody’s going to take him from you

devin @hollandershole
Replying to @buddieshollanov

some of us are trying to

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24
Replying to @hollandershole

right so how are two bottoms supposed to work

devin @hollandershole
Replying to @hollandersfreckles24

man fuck you

b. @alphailya

can ilya rozanov fight???? (i already know the answer to this)

sarah @captainilyass
Replying to @alphailya

yes

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @alphailya

yes

matt @hollanderhattrick
Replying to @alphailya

yes

Wyatt Hayes ✓ @HayesHockeyMan
Replying to @alphailya

yes

b. @alphailya

CMON YALL I SAID I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER

b. @alphailya
Replying to @alphailya

@HayesHockeyMan please don’t show #him my tweet i have a family to feed

sarah @captainilyass

do u guys think we’ll get an ilya photodump of the event on instagram

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @captainilyass

he’s probably picking out all the photos of him with his hand on shane’s ass right now

sarah @captainilyass
Replying to @ilyasleftsock

likely thing for him to be doing

Harris Drover @HarrisDroverCens

Who says the Centaurs can’t clean up nicely?

[Image Description: Photo 1: Various Centaurs players pose for a group photo, all dressed up for the NHL Charity Gala. Photo 2: Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram and Luca Haas all sitting at a table together, grinning. A spoon sticks out of Haas’ mouth, mid-chew. Photo 3: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov and Zane Boodram all pose together as captain and alternate captains of the Ottawa Centaurs. Ilya’s hand is suspiciously placed behind Shane. Photo 4: Harris Drover and Troy Barrett sit with their faces pressed close together, smiling softly.]

CENTAURS #STANLEYCUPWINNERS @hayesdaze
Replying to @HarrisDroverCens

MY FUCKING FAMILY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Em 🚒 @lovelyhollanov
Replying to @HarrisDroverCens

hey so what if i cried

avery 🍁 @hollandersfreckles24
Replying to @HarrisDroverCens

can someone please tell 14 year old avery that their favorite hockey team will one day be stanley cup champions two years in a row

jemma @pikeshollzy

lowkey what do i need to do to get hayden traded to ottawa

Eli @what_the_puck
Replying to @pikeshollzy

Do you want Roz to lose his mind???????

jemma @pikeshollzy
Replying to @what_the_puck

i just want shayden reunited

lily @shanehollanderlover1

i leave this app to be an attentive and generous lover and come back to this???

jemma @pikeshollzy
Replying to @what_the_puck

i just want shayden reunited

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @shanehollanderlover1

what is a shayden and why does it sound like a disease

kira @ilyasleftsock

non-oomf asking about shayden… u must be new around here

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @ilyasleftsock

so many new hollanov fans don’t know what it was like back then…

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

the flood of shayden shippers that came in after hayden’s birthday post for shane in like 2014 🤢

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @ilyasleftsock

girl don’t remind me

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Hayden:

Hey didn’t you used to call Rozanov Lily?????

Shane:

Yeah...

Why?

Hayden:

There’s this twitter account with the name Lily that acts suspiciously a lot like Rozanov does

Shane:

What does that even mean?

There’s millions of people named Lily around the world.

Hayden:

Okay dude but at least check it out

It could be a total coincidence but

(link)

Shane:

Fuck

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Shane:

Ilya.

Ilya:

why does it sound like i am in trouble

Shane:

I am going to ask you a question and you can’t lie to me.

Ilya:

i would never lie to you Моя газонокосилка

Shane:

(link)

Is this your account?

Ilya:

….no

i have never seen this account before in my life

Shane:

So this Lily just acts like you then?

Ilya:

there are many lilys in this world, no?

Shane:

Okay, yes that’s true, but this one is you.

Ilya:

troy barrett is a liar

you should not believe him

Shane:

What does Troy have to do with this?

Hayden sent it to me.

Ilya:

hayden pike is a liar

you should not believe him

Shane:

Ilya.

Is this what you meant by defending my honor online?

Ilya:

it’s very romantic, yes?

Shane:

It’s something.

Just how far back does this account go?

Ilya:

a few years give or take

Shane:

Oh, wow.

Wait.

Are you serious?

Ilya:

yes

is sort of like a secret diary

of my love for you

Shane:

Oh.

Ilya:

i will delete it if it makes you uncomfortable

Shane:

No!

No, you don’t have to do that.

Keep it. It’s fine.

Ilya:

shane are you sure

Shane:

Yeah. It’s kind of sweet.

Maybe… just don’t be so obvious that it’s you?

Ilya:

yes okay

i will try to show my love for shane hollander in less obvious ways

very easy

Shane:

No, fuck. I didn’t mean it like that.

It’s not about us, I swear.

I don’t mind that people see us like that.

Ilya:

yes sweetheart i know

you post about us all the time

is very adorable

you love me very much

Shane:

I do.

But I also don’t want you to get in trouble.

Or for this to turn into a whole thing.

People can be really weird and invasive online.

Ilya:

okay okay

will be more careful

i promise

Shane:

And maybe also leave Hayden and Troy alone.

They’re your friends.

Ilya:

me and pike are not friends

Shane:

Yes, you are.

Stop trying to ban his account or whatever.

Ilya:

boring

but fine

Shane:

I love you.

Ilya:

я тебя люблю

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brit @britdraws

quick sketch of #hollanov

(my first time drawing them please be nice <3)

[Image Description: A digital drawing of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander posing at the NHL Charity Gala. Shane’s mesh train is flowing behind him. Him and Ilya stand close, their arms wrapped around each other’s waists.]

lucy @hockeyhusbands81
Replying to @britdraws

OH MY GOD THAT’S SO AMAZING LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND’S TALENT

brit @britdraws
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

i don’t know what you did to me but these men are everything 2 me now

Jess 🏒 @shaneschoppybangs
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

this is stunning i cant believe all hollanov artists are so talented we are so lucky

lily @shanehollanderlover1
Replying to @hockeyhusbands81

this is beautiful thank you ❤️

rae @hockeyhusbands2481

oooooo look at me im ilya rozanov and im one of the best hockey players of all time and the captain of the ottawa centaurs who just won the stanley cup and im married to the other best hockey player of all time aka shane hollander and get to go home to him every night girl FUCK YOU

Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81

yes i enjoy bringing him home every night to our bed :)

rae @hockeyhusbands2481

oooooo look at me im ilya rozanov and im one of the best hockey players of all time and the captain of the ottawa centaurs who just won the stanley cup and im married to the other best hockey player of all time aka shane hollander and get to go home to him every night girl FUCK YOU

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Shane:

Delete that.

Ilya:

i did not use the lily account!!!

Shane:

Ilya, stop egging these people on.

Ilya:

i am only agreeing that i am the luckiest man in the world to be married to you :(

Shane:

Right.

But nobody needs to know about our sex life.

Ilya:

i just said we share a bed

i did not say anything about fucking you in our bed

Shane:

You didn’t have to!

Ilya:

you were not complaining earlier when you were begging

Shane:

Oh my god.

You are impossible.

Ilya:

i see

i must have not dickmatized you enough for you to still be a brat

Shane:

...Shut up.

Where did you even learn that word???

Ilya:

the internet is a fun place

i will come back to bed after anya is finished sniffing the neighbor’s garden

will fix this problem right away

Shane:

Not until you delete that post.

Ilya:

you are a very bossy and demanding husband

Shane:

You like it.

Ilya:

no

i love it <3

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Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81

A good night to raise money for a good cause and also get to wear matching sexy outfits with my husband @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

[Image Description: Photo 1: Ilya Rozanov posing in a full length mirror in the Hollander-Rozanov home. Shane Hollander is standing next to him, hand casually on Ilya’s shoulder while Ilya’s hand is resting on Shane’s waist. They are both dressed in their outfits from the gala. Photo 2: One of the professional shots from the gala, featuring both Shane and Ilya with matching smiles on their faces. Photo 3: The Ottawa Centaurs team and their partners and families all posing for a group photo at the gala’s photobooth. Photo 4: A solo shot of Ilya posing for cameras, but Hollander can be seen off to the side, watching his husband with intense eyes.]

zee | hollanov’s third @rozyhollander_
Replying to @rozanov81

i just spilled my water all over myrslef ohmyfod

sam @rozanovpragents
Replying to @rozanov81

MY HOLLANOV <3 <3 <3 <3

sarah @captainilyass
Replying to @rozanov81

shane hollander i Know What You Are

gold @hockeyhollanovas

does anyone else get super emotional when thinking about how long hollanov had to hide their relationship and now how happy and free they get to be

sarah @captainilyass

in all seriousness i hope hollanov stay happy and in love for the rest of time

sarah @captainilyass
Replying to @captainilyass

oh and FUCK the montreal voyageurs @MontrealVoyageursOfficial

kira @ilyasleftsock
Replying to @captainilyass

there it is

lucy @hockeyhusbands81

im so happy my favorite hockey players are in love and get to share that love with the world they actually deserve everything good that comes their way

matt @hollanderhattrick

ilya rozanov please just one night in bed i promise we don’t have to tell your husband i will do anything just one chance please

Shane Hollander ✓ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

?

matt @hollanderhattrick

ilya rozanov please just one night in bed i promise we don’t have to tell your husband i will do anything just one chance please

Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

oh so I have to delete my tweet but you can post this

Shane Hollander ✓ @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer
Replying to @rozanov81

Yes.

Ilya Rozanov ✓ @rozanov81
Replying to @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer

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