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So far today was not a very good day for Asa Mitaka,
Her Husband and Wife had to wake up early to kill some Accident Devil. Asa knows she should be happy that a low level devil hunter picked up by Nayuta and a ex-Soviet weapon is allowed to live with her at all. For being so high up in public safety that kid is she was pretty easy to convince, it only took giving her about 6 and then 7 pieces of gum. Asa still dosen’t understand why Nayuta said it like that and why she was laughing her ass off from that. But none of that changes the fact that Asa still feels sad when she cant have her morning kisses with Denji and Reze.
Then halfway through drinking her coffee she spilled it and didn’t have enough time to make herself more, and then she was late to leaving the door since she had to clean up the mess and change her pants.
Then on the bus she had to sit next to this guy with sideburns who just couldn't stop ranting about how soft people are today and that ‘homosexuals do way more harm to society then the yakuza’. It took a lot of energy for Asa to not tell that asshole off.
After that she finally got to her morning class late and found out that her spot was taken by some dude with messy hair and a stupid hoodie with ‘SWORD MAN’ written on it in comic sans that pretty much always skips this class. Then she realized she missed a text from Yuko saying she was feeling sick and couldn’t make it that day. She sat alone at the back of the class. It caused a lot of unhappy memories of being a loner for the majority of high school, but then she remembered the day with the chicken devil where she got actual friends. And how Denji saved her from tripping that day. She spent the rest of the class daydreaming about her Husband instead of taking notes. She was too embarrassed to ask anyone for notes and Yuko wasn’t there.
Then after class when she was walking to her part time job at a aquarium she was daydreaming about kissing Reze, and then she noticed Denji’s older brother and his boyfriend kiss some ice cream and then hand it to each other to represent kissing each other. Asa is pretty sure that making skin to skin contact with Denji’s older brother’s boyfriend hurts you. Despite them not actually kissing it made her super jealous. So jealous she didn’t notice she was about to walk straight into a light pole and she then hit it.
After that embarrassing incident she ended up getting to work late. She got speech from Whip(The manager refuses to tell people her real name and age) on how this better not happen again and that she was so ungrateful, but the worse thing to come out of it was that Kobeni and a really rough time trying to deal with all the guests. Which made Asa feel terrible since she was the only person who worked with her that was nice. She felt like such a asshole.She wanted to apologize but her boyfriend picked her up, some dude who always walks super stiff and likes poetry.
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After that terrible day Asa finally made it back to her apartment. She opened the door to Denji (HER HUSBAND!!!!!!!) making dinner and Reze (HER WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!) brewing tea in their mugs. Reze put 5 sugar cubes into the Mr mug, just how Denji likes it. 3 cubes for the Mrs mug, just how Reze likes it. And 0 cubes into the Ms mug, just how Asa likes it. Asa waited until the moment Reze placed the mugs down on the dinner table before she hugged her Wife.
“Today was awful and I missed you two so much” Asa muttered
Reze hugged her back and Denji just finished cooking and joined the hug
“Im sorry моя любовь, do you want to talk about it over dinner?” Reze said
“Well my cooking is so fucking awesome it should make you forget your crapburger of a day” Denji interjected
Asa and Reze laughed
They ate dinner together and Asa felt alot better
“I just want to tell you two again that I love both of you and I am so happy that you are my Wife and Husband” Asa admitted after finishing her dinner
“I want to tell you two that I am the luckiest man alive to be the Husband of the two hottest babes” Said Denji
“And I want to say I love being the Wife of that Husband and the other ‘hottest babe’” Said Reze
After cleaning up from dinner the polycule watched a nature documentary about penguins and fell asleep cuddling