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Who is this?

Ah!

thought you would never text lol

Why?

🤣🤣

oke

How about Lily?

Give me a name for you too?

Female name

is smart idea

Well then

Hello jane 😉

You still Grumpy?

because of game?

you said you like Montreal right?

Montreal lost today 😁

I am always happy

but especially when Bears win

So when can I see your not ugly body?

Yes I wish, now show me 👍🏻

aha

Is very gay to ask other guy for body picture

I know how sexy I am, but some confirmation would be nice as well 😜

you look very closely, yes?

Is hard work

You wouldn’t understand as Montreal fan.

Well show me then?

Блять, ты горячий

Fucking hot

You should show me more

You shy now?

Showing me picture like that and then getting all

Insecure

Prove it

I did not say that

You go very fast to dramatic conclusions ‘Jane’

I just said more

Maybe angle camera little lower

You are the one saying that word, not me

I think you say this word because you want to send me

I want to put something else in your mouth 😜

Five minutes ago you were complimenting my very sexy chest.

Now you act innocent?

Me neither

I just flirt

If you don’t like, you can stop texting me anytime

🤣

Do i look like old man to you?

You think I google “very sexy man” and send first result?

Alright

Tell me what to do in picture

I send

You are so boring

See I’m Real

Now you owe me something

You prove you are not 50 year old hockey nerd in basement

Stand up

Take picture in mirror

Let me see full body this time

You are obsessed with that word

I did not say that

But you can if you want of course 😉

You edit background?

ah😴

I don’t care what your boring room looks like

I’m starting to think you like when I’m being mean to you

Is okay, many people do

is easy to be full of self when i look like this

i can send more pictures if you ask nicely😘

My face is to dangerous

if i show you then you fall in love too fast and then what do we do?

you say that now

everybody say they not gay until they meet me

is very common problem

good night, Jane

yes

why

send

😭

who wrote this

it says

Lily is hottest man alive

no

very serious

ok fine

it says

“go suck a dick”

you should take the advice

You started this!

Don’t get mad at me for being human

🤣

Fuck

I just left my coffee ontop of car

And drove away

Dirty car with coffee on it

Stupid oven

Burned my fucking food

I was so hungry

There is pizza setting on oven

Is being used

You want me to clean every time I use it

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yEuM7xueg4bugZiD

yes

dogs are way cuter than cats

Hm

Okay yes

Is cute

This is what I imagine your face

Yes?

No tell me

I need to know what you want to ask

Ask

Come back

☹

Where are you?

Wait no

Don’t change subject

Ask me question

no

say it

ask

yes?

why

you interested? 😜

No

Yes

Would be selfish to only let women be fucked by me yes?

You?

No I mean what are you

Gay, bi, pan, poly

No need I already know

😴

You to gym? Or at home

Which gym?

…

Relax

Im kidding

I need to do more at home as well

To many people

Gay

gay

What are you doing?

Picture?

You are so boring

Do you have Freckles?

In your face

🤷‍♂️

Yes or no?

Im walking dog from friend

He is like you

He is also very gay

He tries to hump my leg

I sneezed

Say bless you

Whats your username?

Say yes of course Anna, my favourite sex is sex with very hot man I met on dating app

Just ignore

Is bot

They text all the time

How long have you been on twitter LMAO

Makes sense, you will get many of those messages

Nothing

They text everyone

My friend also gets them

She is girl

All bots

Stupid Montreal

You should change favourite team

I will send you Boston Bears jersey

I will get you one from best player😝

🤣

You are funny

And wrong

Shane Hollander is very boring

Just like you

What you doing?

same

Just came back from club with friends

Very bored now

And little bit drunk

Shows how insanely bored i am :D

Boyfriend of a friend cheated

What’s the word

Emotional support with other friends

Make her happy again

Think so

Played game, i forgot words

where you decide if you want to fuck or send away?

yes!

We played with hockey players as well

You would have liked

You don’t know anyone

Only hockey players

For example?

Does not count

Everyone knows Rose Landry

You want to play?

God you are boring

Smash or pass

I want to hear your opinions

Okay

Hayden pieke

Nerd

Good choice. He is very bad hockey player

Ah you have type in men now?

Thats very gay to say

Is hard over text but we can try😜

Smash

I would tap that yes

Learned from friend at club

She said this about Hollander

Is very understandable

He is hot

has nothing to do with what other things i think about him

You wouldnt fuck Hollander?

You are so boring

who would you tap from all hockey players then?

I think hottest player is Rozanov

And he is better player than Hollander

Smash or pass?

Rozanov

That your type?

This i already know

You are texting with me 😜

No need

I am very charming

You can not resist me

Is simple

what are you wearing?

show me

you want to see what I’m wearing?

you like what you see?

maybe

but there’s something I would like more than a compliment

take off your clothes

show me

fuck you are hot

are you hard?

just maybe?

what do you think?

you want to see?

Did you already come?

I know I’m hot but this is still very flattering 😁

even better

Im not done with you yet

Now show me what my picture did to you

Yes :)

Fuck

Look at you

Give it a stroke

Are you touching yourself? Show me

fuck yes

keep going

So hot

I wish i could hear the pretty sounds you are making

Is okay

Next time 😜

Maybe I will tell you my real name so you know what to moan

Tell what you are doing

You can be glad that you are hot

You are very bad at this

But is okay

I will make you cum either way

Like i said is okay

Now be a good boy and send me short video?

Mute is okay 😁

You like?

You gonna cum to me stroking my Cock?

Are you close?

Same

Show me

I wanna see you make a mess

Holy Fuck

You do make pretty sounds

I wish i could fuck you

bet you’d make even prettier noises if I had my mouth on you

look what you did to me

I’m bored

I am doing something

Texting you

Ah

I forgot you are boring

I will find something else to do

Why would I watch Montreal lose again

I only watch Boston games

Makes perfect sense

why would I watch bad hockey

Why?

😂

Well he is best player in league

being Russian just bonus

Russians are hot

he is

you don’t think I’m hot?

i think some woman just insulted me in french

i don’t know

i don’t speak french

something like

espes do conart

yes

that

I think

what does it mean

😐

i didn’t even do anything

Just saw the all-star announcement

You gonna watch?

Live?

you should come

we could meet after?

Im staying in a hotel

I’ll send you details when I booked it

Of course

Is private

🍑🍆

🤣

booked the hotel

I’ll send you the details

you can book room there too

if it’s too expensive for you let me know I will pay for you

I am sharing room with friend

you cant come to my room

I’m out with friends now. 8 pm work for you?

something came up?

you sounded very excited earlier

what happened?

that sounds very fake

i should have expected that you chicken out

you are scared is okay

just come meet and then we can talk yes? 😜

what do you mean

how long have you known?

is this some kind of bad joke?

Goodnight, Jane :)

Send me address

I can concentrate better if you tell me address

Don’t ignore

Get back online

Shane

So boring

No I left

You?

What?

🤣🤣🤣

We should call

Hot phone sex

My dick was literally in your mouth

Your dick was in my mouth

You said smash on yourself

Cosmopolitan is not serious.

You can not take serious

All lies

Would you ever have a threesome?

Was my thought when you first told me you would fuck Hollander

I did not know then it was you 🤦‍♂️

But now that you mention it….

I just had a wank to one of your old interviews

You are very hot when you speak french

а ты должна отсосать мне хуй

Will do

Are you awake?

Wake up

Shane

Wake up

Your awake

Good

Im horny

Rarely

Do something

Anything

Im not picky

Send me dick pic

You have before

Send me your tits

You have very cute man tiddies

Show me your ass

Show me your left big toe

Youre ear

Typo

Show me

Anything

Please shane

:(

Im hard

I want you so bad

I wanna fuck you

Hard

I’m gonna press your face into the sheets and hold your waist so tight you will have my hand print bruised for days

Im gonna make you cum so hard on my cock

You would like it

Would you suck my cock before i fuck you?

Let me fuck your face?

Does that turn you on?

You want me to hold your head and fuck into your throat?

Can you send me pic now please?

Be a good boy

I wanna see how hard you got

Fuck

Maybe i will suck you first

And stop right before you cum

And then you are all sensitive

You will come on first thrust of my cock

Making the sheets all dirty

But i will keep fucking you

And you will moan my name

Say please

Please what?

Picture of what?

Yes talk dirty to me 🍆🍑

Hm

Such a good boy

🤣

So needy

Give me one second

Im in hotel room with marleau

Dont worry he is asleep already

So whos the friend who told you to get laid?

When downloaded dating app?

Is good that you did

I told you

Wasting time, quick fucks ect

No

only chatted and ‘’met’’ with you

Is true

The women talk to me in real life

They aren’t scared to flirt 😜

Why would i

You mean fucking you

No you phrased very boring

😴

I always assumed you are straight

This is why I didn’t make a move

But now I know you are very gay

Everyone who takes it up the butt is very gay

Tomorrow we have game in boston

after game

come over

?

Is hayden your mother?

Hayden knows about lily?

Oh that makes sense

But it don’t matter

Come over

Will be worth it 😛

Make excuse

You are smart

You will think of something

You learned how to suck dick very fast

Means your smart yes