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The long and hard journey

Summary:

One word. Dick.

 

And absolutely nothing else

A crack fic meant for fun and nothing else

Notes:

Uh basically this is smt I didn't write but my friend did. So I’m posting this poem on her behalf for everyone to see because it’s genuinely funny af and she doesn’t have an account haha.

To keep her identity anonymous I’ll just keep it to saying credits to my wonderful and scarily creative friend sakuraturtle for coming up with this on a random Tuesday morning (well it wasn’t tuesday but you get what i mean right?)

 

Oh and important note: dih here stands for dick lol

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

DIH
u have 2 dih
i see u dih
u should wear thongs
dihs are so long

i want to fuck
i want to suck
both dihs are mine
at the same time

i ate u dih
u have 1 dih
ur dih is yummy
but a bit squishy

u dih so hard
fast like a dart
i want u dih
in my pussy

get on my bed
come be my mate
take off ur pants
cum at my end

u can frontshot
u can backshot
u r so hot
lets try out frot

now u may wonder
am i transgender
yes that is correct
my dih is erect

in the morning
in the evening
fuck me all day
dont have to pay

Notes:

feel free to leave comments haha—my friend would wanna know what y’all think of ts heh

Oh and if you’re asking for the meaning of this thing please don’t ask me i have no idea either

*Brought to you by the Chungus Association after stealing this account*