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Jake english was a lonely guy, living alone would get lonely, and quick. It didn't help he only had a computer and lusus that wants to kill him. But he had friends right? He had Jane, and Roxy... and.. Dirk.
Jake couldn't deny that he liked Dirk, I mean, he was cool! Jakes never seen his friends, but Roxys said some stuff about how he looked, sunglasses, scars, spiky hair, a cute face, nice eyes!
Okay, maybe Jake kinda had a huge crush on Dirk- No big deal! Not like they live so far away, it was a problem for Jake. And he had another problem, while thinking of dirk he got a boner.
Not the ideal, but hes alone in his house. He reached to turn on his computer while a hand sneaked down between his thighs, he whimpered slightly, feeling his boxers rub against his erection, his mind started to fill with pictures of Dirk, how big his dick would be.. god it made jake drool.
Jake leaned backed as he went back to a time when Dirk actually talked to him, and that wasn't Lil Hal, reading over Dirks text he imagined Dirks voice, calling him names like Dear, Jakey, Slut, Pup, Normal stuff! His hand slipped under his shorts and boxers, finally being able to touch himself, he read Dirks text over and over till he could probably remember it..
He bit his lip and started to stroke himself, whimpering and letting out small moans, he squirmed in his seat leaned back, slowly stroking himself as read back Dirks old messages, panting as the knot in his stomach tightened.
He panted as his hand rested on the keyboard, not the best idea but Jake was too horny to care. After a bit he shook and let out a low moan, not noticing the pure gibberish he typed on his keyboard, he panted and leaned forward, openings his eyes to see the come all over his stomach.
He panted and got to clean up, going to the bathroom. His computer lit up with a notification from Dirk.
"What does this mean, Jake? Gibberish? How clever."