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2026-04-02
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Prank Gone Wrong Or Right ?

Summary:

Kelrec’s students had meant to play a prank on Nahla but instead got him instead. They’d put the mixture in the cup of tea instead of the coffee that Nahla always drank during their meetings. A mixture that was an aphrodisiac as well as a fertility booster for some races.

Notes:

Please don’t hate me. Taking serious liberties since we don’t really know much about lanthenites.

Please comment and let me know if you like it. If you have suggestions.

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Kelrec was nervously pacing in his quarters. He was hot and had already removed his uniform jacket. He didn’t know what was wrong with him. He was hot and anxious. His heart racing and he had the hard on from hell. All his feverish mind could think of was HER. Nahla Ake. The chaos loving strange woman he shared a campus with.

He’d been this way since they ate lunch together. He’d thought it strange at the time that one of the students that hated the Academu so badly was offering her a cup of coffee. Being nice to her. Nahla had shrugged it off as just an unexpected kindness. He’d taken a drink of the cup the girl had set in front of him and nearly spit out. He’d never been one for coffee and had immediately switched with Nahla.

He came to a dead stop in his pacing with it sunk in through his thoughts. The tea had been drugged. They’d meant to drug Nahla and had gotten him instead. They’d lost the prank war and were trying to get back at the Academy through their Chancellor. Now he was mad as hell in addition to his hard as hell erection.

This would have destroyed her reputation. And her career. Despite how things were so much different than in the past, it was still a double standard. Men could screw anything they wanted. A softer as they wanted. Only getting the equivalent of a “slap on the wrist”. Women, however, were not as lucky. They were still branded and their careers trashed. Ruined. Destroyed. Losing everything they’d worked for.

For the first time during his time as Chancellor, he felt ashamed of one of his precious cadets. Wished that girl had never been admitted to his school. He’d have to contact her family and expel her. This was not really a prank as she saw it. This was a possible ruination of a woman’s life and career. It was hard to believe that a Vulcan had done this but she’d been the one to bring them their drinks while they were discussing the prank war ending.

He groaned as the chime rang on his door. As he tried to adjust himself, he had a feeling of dread in the pit of his stomach. Thinking he knew who it was. It would just be his luck. That it would be HER. The object of his current, and very painful, obsession. He bowed his head and shook it before allowing her entrance. Knowing she wouldn’t go away.

She entered, still wearing her uniform from earlier, and blinked at him. Raising an eyebrow as her gaze zeroed in on his hardon. She let out a whistle of appreciation.

“Damn, Kelrec. I thought you might be blessed but that is downright gifted. I’m surprised women don’t chase you for a chance. Despite what people say, sometimes, size does matter.”
“Why are you here, Ake.”
“Because you have a problem and I know the only way to fix it.”
“Really. And what might those two things be.”

She smirked as she wandered around the room, her hand brushing the top of the round couch. She looked at him once more as she approached him. She pulled a small half empty vial out of her pocket. She grabbed his hand and placed the vial in it.

“Essence of StarLaces. Used for centuries to fix a certain problem. It does the same thing an old earth pill called Viagra used to do. It’s made from the StarLace flower. Many races use it for prolonged mating. Despite being made from a flower, it’s odorless and tasteless. Only problem is that the erection does not go away on its own. The only cure for your current problem is sex, Kelrec.”

She let out a laugh.

“And guess what ! It’ll take more than once for you to !”
“What ?! Why?!”
“It only take a couple drops on the tongue. Half that vial is gone. Probably in your tea. It’s odorless and tasteless, remember ?”

He abruptly sat on the couch. He dropped the vial on the couch and leaned forward, his face in his hands as he groaned. He looked up when her voice turned serious.

“I found that vial in the possession of one of your students, Kelrec. Sam said she was acting strange. Laughing nervously and then telling her friends that she screwed up and “put it in the wrong drink”. Meaning, she meant to drug me. There’s something you should know about my lanthenite side, Kelrec…”
“What is that, Ake.”
“Lanthenites sometimes have a problem having children. It’s why there are only a few compared to other races. A lot of lanthenites only have one child in their long lives and a lot of them never get pregnant the natural way.”
“You and your son…”
“Yes. His father and I struggled a long time before he purchased a much smaller vial. Two drops on my tongue and it boosted my fertility. Two years of using the drops, I finally got pregnant. That much of the essence ? Certain pregnancy on the first try.”
“And if we were together now ? If you helped withe cure for my current problem ?”