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C. Vaughan
r u seriously in greece w rozanov right now???
Yes.
r u being held hostage
does he have a gun
What, no? I invited him.
yyyyyyyy
Please use words.
dude i am drunk on a beach y r not u
I went snorkeling this morning, snorkeling and drinking are not advisable.
and yet u will have a full russian terrorist in ur home
Come on, he’s not THAT bad.
scotty u have stokkhomes syndrome
Don’t text me until you’re sober.
yes sir captain dad sir
Fuck off.
Jane(Peach )
When did you and Hunter become such good friends?
We have one crazy night in vegas
Asshole, that was us.
No before, was with hunter
Gross. Seriously, you’re in Greece with him?
He rented beautiful villa, grandpa hockey knows how to live
And he just invited you along?
Yes, in fact
Some people do like me
I like you. Scott Hunter does not like you.
We get along, maybe he does
I cannot tell things, is not my place. But hunter is…
More alike than no
That doesn’t make any sense.
I cannot say here
Fine.
Is not thing
We are not doing things
We go on boats, we swim, he makes me go see old stuff
That is doing things.
Not doing other things
Just Greece things
Fine.
Are you jealous? Of grandpa hockey??
No.
Just… Hunter??
Is not so bad
Good guy, mostly fun
So you are having fun.
I am trying to
Marly
Does everyone think I am fucking hunter in Greece
Hello to you too, Roz
DO THEY
Nah. Most people think you’re finally getting the virgin captain laid
ONLY MOST
Some people think Hunter is clinging to virginity despite temptation. There’s a bet. Is or is not Rozanov corrupting hockey’s purest son?
Not much to corrupt, Hunter has game
WHAT
Is not virgin, just is not hockey slut
Likes smarties
Cute glasses, big brain, talk all night about rocks, then he whisks them off
Next morning, like hit by truck
W H A T
Not puck bunny types
Real smarties, like Hollander but fun
Roz, you’re blowing my mind here
Bet on Hunter getting laid, will get photo to sell it, split pot with me
Deal
Rozanov
Did you just post a photo of me and that girl?
Yes
Take it down.
Why? Is good pic
Everyone looks hot
Not as hot as me, but hot for grandpa
Roz, I’m serious.
People see what they want to see
They see Scott Hunter with hot girl in Greece, they make the right wrong assuming
Assumption.
Whatever
I see your point. Damn. Is that why you’re always surrounded by women?
I am surrounded by women because I like women
Bisexual
Right.
Is okay, Scott, everything is fine
Little photo of Hunter having fun, people will make jokes about wild night with Rozanov, no harm done
Everything protected
Yeah. Okay. Do you ever get tired of it?
Of women?
Dancing?
Fucking?
No
Hiding.
…yes
Jane(Peach )
I wish u were here
U would love Greece
Is very boring everywhere
Looks like you’ve managed to find every disco on the island.
Jealous?
No.
Nobody cares about hockey here
We r not famous. Hunter says we r trainers, no one asks ?
We could dance under stars here
Lily…
I know
Sorry
It’s not that I don’t want that, it’s just better if we cool it. Before one of us gets hurt.
I heard u first time
I really am sorry. I wish things were different. We’ll always have Vegas, right?
Lily?
…Ilya?
Mister Hunter
Hi, Mr. Hunter, sorry to bother you, but I can’t get in touch with Rozanov. I thought he was in Greece with you?
Hey Hollander, I told you not to call me mister. Roz took off a couple days ago. Said something about an old friend in Paris.
Did he leave his phone behind?
No, sorry.
It’s okay, sorry to bother you.
You okay, kid? Anything wrong?
Just had something from my mom for him, but he isn’t responding right now. Guess he’s busy. I’ll try again later.
Sounds good. Let me know if you don’t hear from him, though, I can try pinging him, too.
Thanks Hunter.
See, was that so hard?
Lily
Please respond.
I thought we agreed, friends is better than nothing.
please don’t shut me out like this