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𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙆𝙄𝘿𝙎
𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙢𝙞𝙣, 𝙅𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣, 𝙁𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙭, 𝙃𝙖𝙣, 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤, 𝙃𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙣, 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙗𝙞𝙣
Seungmin: Why?
Jeongin: How’d I know
Seungmin: I wasn’t talking to u bitch
Jeongin: (;_;)
Chan: Guys.
CHILL
Seungmin: What?
Chan: Chill out. Chillax.
Felix: GDAY MATE
Chan: GDAY
OI OI OI
Felix: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Jeongin: None of your Australian shit please
Chan: (;0;)
Felix: :O
Changbin: JEONGIN.
Jeongin: What?!
Chan: Don’t swear mate
Jeongin: What? I learnt from my Hyungs. ♡( ◡‿◡ )
Minho: 😹
Chan: STILL.
Jeongin: Fiiiiiiiiine
Seungmin: Old ass
Chan: Anyway, I created this because our last chat didn’t work out
Seungin: Minho just had to crash it
Minho: In my defence, the cat stickers were cute asf
Jeongin: Really?! I didn’t know 🙄
Chan: Jeongin. What’s with you today?
Anyways, I thought that since we are on a new chat, we should play Truth or Dare.
Han: Nope. (ง •̀_•́)ง
Jeongin: Oh no. This is NOT gonna go well
Changbin: I’m down
Minho: This is going to go badly but sure why not
Han: Never mind sure
Felix: OOOOOOOH FUN
Han: I guess
Minho: Ok prince 😏
Seungmin: WHAT
𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚 ‘Ok prince 😏’
Changbin: Dramaaaaaa
Jeongin: You ain’t slick Minho.
Chan: I’m going to ignore that. Who wants to go first?
Felix: Ooh ooh meeee. Channie truth or dare
Chan: Hmmmm, truth
Felix: Do you like someone in this group?
Chan: …
Felix: …
Jeongin: …
Changbin: … CHAINNNNN ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Chan: Yes
Felix: OMG
Jeongin: OML
Hyunjin: Oh Naur. This is not going well
Minho: istg
Changbin: You can’t say that Minho
Han: What?
Minho: What?
Changbin: Not with the way you treat your ‘prince’
Chan: ANYWAY. My turn.
Hyunjin truth or dare?
Hyunjin: Dare please!
Jeongin: Ooh this’ll be good
Felix: What dare should you give him?
Chan: This is tuff. I dare you to… buy us lunch tomorrow
Jeongin: Nvm that was shit
Hyunjin: Fine I guesssss.
Right. My turn. Jeongin truth or dare.
Jeongin: Why meeeee?
Hyunjin: Because I said so. Truth or dare?
Jeongin: Truth I guesssss
Hyunjin: Who’s your favourite out of us
Jeongin: DARE. I PICK DARE.
Hyunjin: You can’t change now
Changbin: Just me or does he seem panicked
Seungmin: No shit Sherlock 🙄
Felix: It’s not just you
Changbin: Ok. If you won’t respond I have to list them. Chan?
Jeongin: 🤮
Chan: Heey!
Changbin: Lee Know
Jeongin: Hell no
Minho: 😾
Jisung: Why not? He’s cute 🥰
Minho: 😻
Hyunjin: 0:
Seungmin: Changbin?
Jeongin: Not him either
Chan: Hyunjin?
Jeongin: Nope
Lee Know: Han?
Changbin: Ofc he says Han
Jeongin: No not Han. You can stop here you don’t need to keep guessing!
Felix: Good try mate.
Seungmin?
Jeongin: Yuh
Chan: OMGEEEEE OUR BABY HAS A CRUSH
Felix: (;U;) Cuuute
Jeongin: Not a crush I just don’t want to hurt all of your feelings which is why I didn’t say
Seungmin: Really
Jeongin: 🙂↕️ OTL
Hyunjin: :O
Chan: OMG
Felix: Omg he cares about us
Han: WHAAAAAAT?!
Minho: You guys 👀!
Seungmin: Why me though
Changbin: …
Felix: …
Chan: …
Changbin: 😱
Chan: OML
Seungmin: Join me in private chat
𝙅𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙢𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩
Seungmin: Why me?
Jeongin: Well we are closest in age so there’s that
Seungmin: That it?
Jeongin: No. Normally whenever I have problems I can go to you because you will take me seriously and won’t coddle me or think I’m over exaggerating like the others would. And you will have been through them the most recently too.
Seungmin: Aaaaw I’m touched.
Jeongin: Don’t mention it. It’s just the truth. The others all coddle me whenever I go to them for help and you just actually help me and listen
Seungmin: Thanks Jeongin
𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙆𝙄𝘿𝙎 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩
Chan: Jeongin are you ok? Seungmin?
Seungmin: I’m doing alr thanks Hyung
Chan: Ok. This is weird.
Changbin: Yeh what happened in that private chat
Jeongin: Nothing Hyung 😊
Felix: Yes something definitely happened
Jeongin, you broke him
Jeongin: Not the first time
Jisung: AYOOOO WHAT
Jeongin: NOT LIKE THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH
Seungmin: Well…
Jisung: Sorry, guess it’s my fault for thinking you had a love life 😔 😔
Jeongin: I do? I’m literally an adult ofc I do.
Felix: Oooh our baby has a life!
Jeongin: OFC I HAVE LIFE FELIX 😤
Felix: *Love life soz
Jeongin: I literally just explained why I thought that it’s not a big deal?!?
Changbin: OMG INNIE
Felix: CUUUUTE
Jeongin: HOW THE FUCK IS IT CUTE
Chan: Cute
Minho: Sure
Seungmin: Way to bring down the mood. Aren’t you going on a date
Minho: How do you know that?????
Seungmin: I always have blackmail
Chan: Kim Seungmin, what the actual fuck
Chan: I think the main question is with who
Minho: THAT DOES NOT MATTER NEXT THING. JEONGIN YOUR TURN
Jeongin: If you want to play it like that then we can play it like that. Minho Hyung truth or dare
Hyunjin: Are they on weed? I think they are seeing shit
Felix: I think so
Minho: Seriously?
Jeongin: Yes seriously
Minho: If I pick truth your going to ask me who I’m going on a date with but if I pick dare your going to ask worse
Jeongin: You bet
Seungmin: Correct
Changbin: Yup, pretty much
Felix: How did we get on to this topic?!
Minho: Truth
Jeongin:
Who
Did
You
Ask
On
A
Date
Minho: …
Jeongin: And
Would
You
Do
It
Again?
Minho: HEY THATS 2
Chan: Nope that’s 1
Minho: Do I have to say
Jeongin: Yes
Minho: I would do it again
Jeongin: Aaaaand…
Minho: Han
𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩
𝙃𝙖𝙣 𝙅𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩
Chan: NOPE COME BACK AND ANSWER
Changbin: Oh good lord.
𝙃𝙖𝙣 𝙅𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙇𝙚𝙚 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙝𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩
Changbin: MINHO EXPLAIN NOW
Chan: ANSWER. HAN YOU EXPLAIN TOO
Jeongin: What have u done Chan. You created a… I don’t know but it’s not good
Chan: No I haven’t, it’s only Minho and Han and You and Seungmin
Changbin: Minho, I thought you two ‘weren’t a thing’
Seungmin: We aren’t a thing?!
Felix: OOH OOH DID HE SAY YES
(𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘑𝘪𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘠𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦)
Minho: Yes
Jisung: Yes
Felix: OMGGGGGGG WHERE IS THE DATE
Chan: Lix, calm down
Jeongin: Exactly
Changbin: Yes, what Yongbok said
Jeongin: Excuse me
Changbin: Ah sorry I.N-ah
Jeongin: How many times 🤨
Changbin: Sorry I.N
Jeongin: Nope that’s it ✋
Minho: Way to bring the mood down again but me and Han aren’t going be at practise for the last hour
Han: We said we’d tell them in person
Jeongin: 🤨
Chan: Why’s that
Minho: Date
Felix: Ooooh where????
Minho: Doesn’t matter
Han: Restaurant
SORRY DIDNT SEE
Felix: Is it Panevino
Han: Nope, We aren’t telling sorry!!!
Chan: Why not!? (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Minho: You’ll crash our date
Felix: No we won’t!!!!
Minho: Yes you will. Now drop it.
Jeongin: Ok fiiiiiiiiine. (^_^)
I still want to know though 😔
Minho: 😾
Jeongin: OK I’LL DROP IT
Minho: You better
Han: Jagiya don’t
Minho: Fine
Felix: Erm. Jagiya?
Chan: Yes
Felix: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Chan: OH SHIT
Jeongin: What the hell
Hyunjin: SEE.
Seungmin: Oh. Lord
Felix: I MEANT why did Jisung call Minho jagiya?
Chan: HOW WOULD I KNOW!?!!?
Jisung: So let’s just ignore that!
Minho: Soooo… can I pick people again for truth or dare?
Chan: Yes, as long as it’s not excessive! And as long as they aren’t the person who picked you!
Minho: God dammit
Jeongin: Were you going to try get revenge on me?
Minho: If not you then I can get revenge on Seungmin
Jeongin: Try it Oldie
Minho: Hyunjin do you remember?
Hyunjin: 180 degrees, 20 minutes
Minho: Jeongin, do you want to try
Jeongin: Why? You won’t be able to catch me
Minho: You sure?
Jeongin: Yup, you’re too old
Seungmin: Yup. Let’s not forget who’s oldest though? Chan, your half 56 next year
Chan: Minho. I request you ask Seungmin
Minho: Done. Seungmin Truth or dare
Seungmin: Fuck, dare
Minho: Send a screenshot of what you and Jeongin talked about in private chat
Seungmin: Why
Jeongin: So like, you could ask someone else still!
Minho: Nope.
Seungmin: Jeongin are you okay with it?
Jeongin: I guess so. Wait, can you bleep out certain things.
Han: Why the hell would you need to bleep stuff out? 🤨
Jeongin: No reason
Chan: Is something going on?
Jeongin: Nothing like that
Seungmin:
*Screenshot of their private chat with Jeongins last message bleeped out*
Felix: Cuuuuute
Chan: I’m guessing you bleeped ouy another reason?
Seungmin: Correct
Changbin: Whyyyyy
Jeongin: Yall would be offended
Minho: No
Changbin: We
Jisung: Will
Felix: Not
Chan: Okkkkkk Little creepy how you did that
Jeongin: No
Seungmin: Not
Jeongin: Really
Felix: Really
God damn it I’m late
Hyunjin: why is everyone doing that?
Chan: No clue
Hyunjin: So are those lot going to be doing that forever now?
Seungmin: Ask chan, he’s been alive forever!
Chan: („• ֊ •„)
Jeongin: …
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Seungmin…
☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
Changbin: Wtf
Hyunjin: I don’t know bby
Jeongin: Bby?!
Seungmin: Well, isn’t this awkward
Jeongin: So, just a recap, Han and Minho, Chan and Felix and Hyunjin and Changbin?
Seungmin: Sounds about right
Hyunjin: No…
Seungmin: Yessss
Hyunjin: Me and Binnie are off now
Seungmin: On a date?
Changbin: Yes
Jeongin: Me and Minnie are off now too
Chan: Wow me and Lix also
Han: Wth so are me and Minho
Minho: Well goodbye everybody
Seungmin: bye
Felix: Baiii :3
Jeongin: Goodbye old people and Minnie
Hyunjin: Gbye
Changbin: Byeeee
Han: Goodbye
Chan: Bye peeps
Seungmin: Please don’t
Chan: Ok bye