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EMO PROTAG GOES TO HOGWARTS (OFFICIAL REMAKE)

Summary:

this is a remake of my old fanfic! people wanted a remake so here you go!
hi, my name is protag marchique bosko... im a vampire with a vampire dad, a werewolf mom, and a cat sister... and today is my first day of going to hogwarts... im not scared!!! im just nervous knowing ill be stared at... im the future ruler of the forest thats why...

Notes:

this is what you guys been waiting for!!!! i want ur guys full opinion on this and its suppoed to be cringe and the characters are supposed to be mischaracterized, just a reminder so... GRAB YOUR SNACK, DRINK, AND BLANKET!!! AND MAKE SURE NO VAMPIRES ARE OUTSIDE!!!!!

Chapter 1: first day of hogwarts...

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i wake up in my coffin, with a loud screaming right next to me... it's just my stupid living skeleton alarm!!! i slammed the top to stop the screaming and sit up from my coffin in the wooden floor, i yawn as i tuck my robe more in because it's too cold as its night... i can't go outside in day. i walk across my huge black room full of my favorite vintage things and go to the balcony to open the window, i breathe in the dark night and feel more awake and think to myself "what am i going to wear today? it needs to look formal as it's my first day!!! plus, I don't need to wear uniform as long as i have the logo of the coven im in, because i get special treatment. i take a shower and brush my teeth, and look into my huge wardrobe of clothing and pull out a white collar up with those ruffles on the sleeves and chest because i find them a good touch, then i grab my favorite shiny purple sleeveless vest and button it on, i grab my black skinny jeans, chains, and my rings and blood red earrings then headed down my spiral stairs to the floor below me to wake up my little sister boots.

"Boots wake up, im not being late because you wanna sleep in!" my little sister quickly twists' her head to look at me angrily from her bed and hisses, i don't care! I'm the future of the woods after all! i just want her to be nicer.... i go down to the last floor going past a floor to finally get to the kitchen to see my mother, the forest calls her "lady killjoy" but i just call her Mapa. "hey Mapa, could i have something to eat before we go...? i really don't need my stomach making noises during any big call out towards me today" my mom turns their head to look at me and grins, "your gonna have to wake up your father for that! but i have your lunch ready for today, its an egg sandwich and i even stored a deer bone for your little "friend" you have" i got a little embarrassed and started flying back a floor up to the one i missed, next to the guest room was the most darkest, eery, and uncomfortable room in the mansion. it belonged to a man whos been through losing love, sanity, a pulse, and clean hands, but is the sweetest towards me... my father, and lord Ari Davi.

i open the two wooden doors and darkness crawls out, candles are lit as usual and the only thing i can see. "Dad! Mapa told me to wake you! we need to go soon and i don't wanna leave with an empty stomach..." i don't get a response, only shuffles in the darkness, but I'm smarter than this and he knows it, i cast a light spell with dark magic facing it behind me to see my father about to jump at me. " Aw... i remember that being your first spell as a baby bat! i used to carry you all around with me..." my dad giggles like a little kid before rushing to the room door, " now you want food don't you? let's go outside and group up the clan!" ugh, the clan... it's not a clan! it's a bunch of money hungry werewolves killing deer for me as i talk to their cousin or something, and i hate when they flirt with me!!! we go outside to see my friends chase and angelica, they're werewolf siblings that aren't obsessed with power, that's what i like about those two! although there is one that's just now with them right now, Rody. "hey kids! my son is in need of some of the best blood if you don't mind, doesn't he look so malnourished?" i scoff at my dad's comment as he is just skin and bones, he literally looks my age! he did die a kid after all. angelica jumps up with excitement, probably wanting to let the anger from her younger brother out on something and runs to get her family, chase is the more lazy one of the bunch. i sit down on a rock as my dad sits upon a tree, is it weird that i feel him watching me?

me and chase both know he's looking but in 3...2...1..."AAAAAUUUGH I REALLY WANT TO HUNT FOR MYSELF YOU KIDS TAKE FOREVER..." we then saw my dad get on all fours and run straight into the forest, eyes yellow and foaming at the mouth. i knew me and chase were thinking, did he take a brain break yesterday? "well now that were alone... are you hoping to be in the same house when we get our schedules?" chase says to me with his cheeky grin i jokingly gag, "ugh as if! all your gonna do is distract me and just look at me heart eyed!" he sighs, ears plopped down, and looking at me as if i banished him from the forest. after a while i feel bad and pet his head so he doesn't look at me like that all day. he tries to get closer to me before i see my dad running with a deer head in his mouth straight at us, i quickly push him away non-chalontly before my dad basically Flys through our parting between us as angelica just walks back to chase with bloody hands, scaring the dog. i then notice the deer head is in my hands, almost touching my suit! i quickly move my arms away before my dad jump scares me from my side view, "hey! i get you guys are dating and all but that's still my little boy i see ok!?!" i noticed that he's hand standing and looking directly at chase, who isn't shocked at all. "aren't you the one who set us up? you said it yourself that hes the only guy who won't date me for power or anything and blah blah blah," my dad gives me an uncomfy grin not looking at me, he was definitely avoiding something.

i easily finished my bloody breakfast and started walking home with my dad and chase, "hey doesn't the start of term feast happen soon?" angelica says, she doesnt worry even if the world was ending. i start to panic, "WHAT!?!?! WE NEED TO GO NOW!!! I CAN'T MISS THIS!" i turn into into my bat form, with shiny purple fur and pretty bat wing pattern i start to fly quickly towards the direction of the Hogwarts portal, i can't miss this!

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im finally there without any problems, i then noticed i left my lunch and that my dad is gonna make a appearance soon, great, just great. i notice a few stares as i walk to the entrance, the only reason they don't swarm me like paparazzi is because they want me to like them...aaand maybe because my dad might cause trouble. i walk into the huge castle, I don't know my way around this place, but then i see my friends Manon, Rody, and Vincent sitting at a staircase. "Hey guys, why aren't you at the great hall?" Manon looks at me and runs to me with her normally joyful self, "because we were waiting for you! we can't leave you alone with all these normies to just stare at you weirdly, only chase can do that, speaking of where's chase and angelica?" i then heard everyone muttering-

"You think i can get his attention?"

"Maybe we could get the werewolf out the picture"

"What if i were to get lord Davi to take a liking to me?"

i felt disgusted by everyone, "stupid normies" i mutter to me, i hope i said it loud enough that they heard though. "Come on guys, let's go to the great hall away from these weirdo's" everyone agrees and we eventually make our way there. i sit down, everyone is here basically besides my family and the were-siblings. i then feel the claws of some wolf on my shoulder, i turn to see chase looking at me trying to act adorable."Я люблю́ тебя́..." i say as i kiss him on the cheek and force him into the seat next me me. "Where is my embarrassing family?" we both look around the loud crowded room and just shrug, we then here someone yell, "MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!! ahem- my name is forcas, the headmaster of Hogwarts, today is your first day of being a witch or wizard! we will now start the house sorting." i ignored whatever was happening and continued to talk to my friends, some normies tried to say hi or talked to me, but i would just flip them off or the others would try to scare em off for me.  sometimes i wasn't this overpowerly and beautiful being people say i am. "MR. MARCHIQUE! its time for you to see what house you are in" i sigh and leave my friends as i walked past all the normies with those preps and cheerleaders and ugh...jocks, "sorry for being late! i almost didn't make it because Bootsy here saw a squirrel!" once my dad walked in with his dark presence following, all eyes were off me and i felt so relived after that i could almost hug my dad back for once...my Mapa and boots walked in after, Mapa wore their favorite deer skinned shirt with their brown felted pants that included animal accessories like antlers attached to their thick beige boots that been through war. my sister just wore her deer skinned shirt with her little skirt and skinny jeans, she usually doesn't wear shoes...same with my dad. my family sat down in the front row as the hat was put on my head.

 

"Пожалуйста, заставь меня скользить..." i said as i would really want my logo to be something cool...

 

"SLITHEREN!!!"

i sighed a sigh of relief... I didn't want to be alone though so i did the unthinkable. "I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOMETHING MADE TO MY HOUSE! I WANT MY FRIENDS TO BE IN MY HOUSE!!!"