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Jules wasn't thinking straight.
Well she was always thinking bisexual but also she barely had any sleep last night.
That might be part of why ALL of this happened.
It seemed like a normal day at the Elites Headquarters.
Daigo and Metal Mouth were out on a scouting mission on the Golden Coast, so it was just Jules and Zadie alone.
Jules had just finished designing a new prototype for a "chaos cube" powered remote control owl bomb, the O.H.M. (Owl-like Hazardous Missle).
Zadie walked into her lab, surprising Jules.
While very kind once you got to know her, Zadie spent most of her time being rude to recruits in the arenas, she wanted the best of the best and if they couldn't endure mild degradation, they weren't ELITE enough.
"Watcha got there Jules?" She asked, with a new tone in her voice Jules hadn't heard before a strangely… sultry voice?
"Hi Zadie, I just finished O.H.M. Mk4."
"Too many letters and numbers ya goof."
"Are you ok Zades? You seem… drunk or something."
"I think I had some expired med mist the other day…" Zadie admitted begrudgingly, this wasn't how she wanted this conversation to go.
Jules went from confused to maternal very quickly.
"Oh you poor thing, let me fix you up, I have been wanting to prototype some new health restoring technology."
"Ohh I don't think I need that but if you're offering…"
"I needed somebody to test on and I want to help you feel better!" Jules said, noticing Zadie was now slightly flushed. Must be a fever she told herself, why would someone so beautiful and commanding melt like this when sick, especially for her.
Jules went into the cabinets of her lab, finishing the healing item, she was about to roll it out to arena participants but healing her friend seemed much more pressing at the moment. And her friend happened to be very pretty and melting like butter on a July sidewalk for her.
"Ta-Da! I bring to you, the newest in Jules' line of mass reproducible culinary masterpieces, the Slapperoni Pizza!"
"Is that just the Arenas pizza with slap slathered all over it?"
"I synergisticly optimized the effects of both, but yes that is the optimal method for combing them in an efficent and hopefully tasty way!"
Zadie grabbed a slice and scarfed it down quickly and immediately felt better.
The adrenaline rushing effect of slap and the flavor and portability of pizza.
Jules had really outdone herself this time.
"Oh my god this is just what I needed, thank you Jules."
"No problem! Always happy to help."
"Can I give you something?"
"Oh, you don't need to but i'm not opposed to it."
Zadie leaned in and immediately gave Jules a kiss on the lips, the slap's powers making her more impulsive than before.
Jules' face went bright pink and very warm immediately, how was this even happening to her?
Zadie leaned in further, her hands now pushing Jules against the wall as her tongue slowly and methodically slipped into Jules' mouth.
Jules was going to explode. This was all she had ever wanted and now she got it.
Well not quite all she wanted but surely that was too far for Zadie, right?
Zadie finally released the kiss, very happy and warm now, hand still on Jules' shoulder as the shorter woman flushed even harder, god she was just adorable.
"T-Thank you." Jules stuttered out, breathing heavily.
"No problem, i've wanted to do that forever."
"R-really?" Jules was shocked, she was so in her head about her own crush to notice any reciprocation.
"Absolutely."
"W-we I mean you should go get some rest, lying down helps when you feel sick."
"Wherever will I lay down?" Zadie asked, voice dripping with sarcasm as she slowly walked over to Jules' bedroom.
"Wha- Huh WHAT?" Jules was absolutely flabbergasted, was she dreaming?
"Daigo and Mouthy don't come back for another two hours, know c'mere pretty girl, I gotta reward you for being so good."
Jules was dead. Deceased. She had died and gone to gay heaven because HOW WAS THIS HAPPENING.
Well she couldn't fumble this moment, she had to listen to Zadie.
"Y-yes please."
"Good girl~"
Jules was going to have a heart attack because HOW did Zadie know she hd a praise kink and WHY was she already getting wet.
Zadie grew impatient of waiting for Jules to get into bed so she began to remove her uniform, starting with her gloves, then boots, then socks, then shirt and then pants, until all she was left in was lingerie.
"I said, come over here."
"YES MOMMY." Jules inadvertently yelled out as she dashed towards her bed, now incredibly aroused.
"Mommy? I can work with that. Now take off your clothes, you need a reward."
Jules instantly folded and complied instantly, stripping fully down and exposing her entire body to Zadie, tattoos and all.
"Wow, you're- beautiful." Zadie was taken aback, Jules was by far the most attractive person that she had ever met.
"Now what?" Jules said as she crawled into bed. Naked. Next to her crush.
"Now I need you to spread your legs, pull down the blankets and prepare yourself."
Jules became the brightest shade of red known to man, she could not fathom how she had landed this. She did as she was told, nervous and the most excited she had ever been.
Zadie adjusted herself before lining up perfectly and beginning to eat Jules out.
It was fucking magnificent.
Zadie's mouth inside of her was the best feeling she had ever felt, and her constant involuntarily moans were clearly an example of that.
And Zadie JUST. KEPT. GOING.
She clearly was still hanging onto some lasting effects of the pizza as she kept going on and on, pleasuring Jules deeply until she finally came.
The sweet wave of relief washing over Jules as she finally finished was the best ending to an already crazy day so far.
After that, Jules got herself cleaned up, grabbed some pajamas and just took a nap with Zadie.
Who cares if she got sick?
More of this would be worth any sickness.