@espn ✔️ | It’s that time of year again! Polls are OPEN to vote on our NHL sexiest player of the year! Have your say at https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:01AM • January 20, 2019}

@thespianomaly | My baby’s going three-peat three-peat three-peat #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #ShaneHollander #TeamShane

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^{10:07AM • January 20, 2019}

@storeytime | I’ll learn Russian and propose to @81lyaRozanov if we can get him to the top this year #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamRozanov

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^{10:25AM • January 20, 2019}

@mamaneedsacar | @81lyaRozanov will always have my heart … and my lips … and my number? #agirlcantry #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamRozanov

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^{10:42AM • January 20, 2019}

@footlesssushi | I am drooling. Respectfully. #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamShane

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^{11:24AM • January 20, 2019}

@greencomrade | I got no shame shilling for Shane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #ShaneHollander #TeamShane

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^{11:45AM • January 20, 2019}

@b0thways | Will I follow Ilya to Ottawa? No. Will I change allegiance to the Cens? Also no. Will I throw hands to defend my man’s true title of #2019NHLSexiestPlayer? Yes, yes I will

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^{12:18PM • January 20, 2019}

@kuyene | Petition to make @ShaneHollander take off one additional item of clothing for the photo every time he wins #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamShane

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^{12:22PM • January 20, 2019}

@jgregg728 | Can’t we just submit Shane’s Speedos shoot and wrap this poll up early this year? #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{1:31PM • January 20, 2019}

@caffecoffee | Who needs Stanley Cups? Get this man what he DESERVES #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamRozanov

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^{3:14PM • January 20, 2019}

@salsabonita | Rozanov? 🙄 Hollander? 🥱 Y’all are sleeping on Josh Crawford 🤤 #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamJosh

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^{4:27PM • January 20, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Don’t forget to vote at https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player to crown this year’s King #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:01AM • January 20, 2019}

@eXpresso | Are we still doing Tide Pods? Imma eat a whole box if #ShaneHollander doesn’t win #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #tidepodchallenge

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^{11:10AM • January 21, 2019}

@eXpresso | jfc who tried to flag this as a cry for help

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^{11:56AM • January 21, 2019}

@pggarden | Okay, but like, honestly? Never laid eyes on Josh Crawford until I saw a #TeamJosh tweet yesterday and now I’m afraid to blink cause what if he disappears? #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{12:14PM • January 21, 2019}

@maplemama | I don’t watch hockey so I don’t know how to flirt properly … but Shane Hollander can hit(?) my puck(?) any day #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #ShaneHollander

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^{12:33PM • January 21, 2019}

@notnotbenny | Surely if every one of Roz’s one-night stands shows up, we can swing this thing #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamRozanov

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^{1:15PM • January 21, 2019}

@cookiecookiecookie | Hunter this, Rozanov that … I’m sorry, but @ShaneHollander speaks FRENCH #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{1:49PM • January 21, 2019}

@nightdemon | Sighhhhh, whose idea was it to make a blonde man this hot? #notmytype #butdamn #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{3:22PM • January 21, 2019}

@beetroota | Are you all blind??? Where’s my #TeamHunter at?? #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{3:58PM • January 21, 2019}

@81lyaRozanov ✔️ | They go to bed early, like old man @RealScottHunter

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^{4:28PM • January 21, 2019}

@fabrice | #TeamJosh trending UP, raise your voices my people!! #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #JoshCrawford

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^{5:17PM • January 21, 2019}

@poolnoodling | Okay, I see you #TeamJosh. I see you, and I hear you, and I thank you for bringing this important information to my attention #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{5:28PM • January 21, 2019}

@donmacguff | Watching Shane’s CK shoot on repeat … what do you mean it’s not a video?? #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #ShaneHollander

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^{6:04PM • January 21, 2019}

@dollarstorebiatch | Okay, but has anyone ever seen another player with a wink that could get you pregnant??? #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{6:13PM • January 21, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Vote for #2019NHLSexiestPlayer at https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player. Will @ShaneHollander make it three-for-three?

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^{10:01AM • January 22, 2019}

@frolicking | No. #TeamJosh #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:09AM • January 22, 2019}

@contessajoanie | YES #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:23AM • January 22, 2019}

@scootinsnoot | Anyone know what Shane Hollander’s leg routine is? Not because I’m gonna do it, just cause I want new fantasy material about his thighs #ShaneHollander #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{11:42AM • January 22, 2019}

@onlinethug | I heard a rumor that if @ShaneHollander wins #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he promised to do a strip tease for charity

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^{11:50AM • January 22, 2019}

@onlinethug | Yes, I started the rumor, sue me

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^{12:02PM • January 22, 2019}

@swampprincess | I say we put @ShaneHollander @81lyaRozanov and @JoshCJackals in a mud-wrestling match and settle #2019NHLSexiestPlayer that way #forscience

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^{12:44PM • January 22, 2019}

@greykittypusheen | I dreamed about him again last night, Smithers. You know that dream where you’re in bed and they fly in through the window? #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{1:51PM • January 22, 2019}

@goofygoals | Ilya could crush the other contender’s necks with a single bicep curl #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #RaRaRoz

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^{2:08PM • January 22, 2019}

@77ryder | @JoshCJackals is just so hnnnnnng I wanna BITE him #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{2:31PM • January 22, 2019}

@puckavenger | Hello I’m new here, where do I sign up for my #TeamJosh membership card? #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{4:04PM • January 22, 2019}

@ottawacentaurs ✔️ | @81lyaRozanov puts Ottawa on the board! 1-0 Ottawa v. Arizona #GoCensGo

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^{7:35PM • January 22, 2019}

@ottawacentaurs ✔️ | Oh Captain! Our very own @81lyaRozanov scores again! 2-0 Ottawa v. Arizona #GoCensGo

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^{7:51PM • January 22, 2019}

@bloodontheice | Blood on the ice alert! Gloves off Centaurs v. Jackals in Ottawa #nhl #bloodontheice

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^{8:21PM • January 22, 2019}

@bloodontheice | Injury Summary: broken nose and suspected shoulder dislocation for Crawford (Arizona). 5 min penalty for Rozanov (Ottawa) #nhl #bloodontheice

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^{8:31PM • January 22, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Does a broken nose make a difference for #TeamJosh? We’ll see 👀 https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:01AM • January 23, 2019}

@happyllamasadllama | HOTTER THAN EVER #TeamJosh

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^{10:22AM • January 23, 2019}

@leavemealone | Bold of you to assume it was the nose that was doing it for us #TeamJosh #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:35AM • January 23, 2019}

@mexihuahua | Uggggggh, he’s even hotter when he’s scowling on the bench #JoshCrawford #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{11:45AM • January 23, 2019}

@sunshineandrubies | Gloves off = panties drop, look, I don’t make the rules #TeamJosh

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^{12:41PM • January 23, 2019}

@dingogirl | Another day another dollar another meeting spent dreaming about being @JoshCJackals’s nurse #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamJosh

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^{1:12PM • January 23, 2019}

@suspiciousowl | Opinion: did Rozanov break Josh’s nose to try and damage his chances of winning #2019NHLSexiestPlayer? In this essay I will … #JoshCrawford #TeamJosh

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^{1:59PM • January 23, 2019}

@schnikki | True people of taste know there’s nothing hotter than @81lyaRozanov grinning in the box #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{3:36PM • January 23, 2019}

@hambulance | Quick, Yuna, get Shane in a wet t-shirt contest! HURRY! #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{4:18PM • January 23, 2019}

@absolutelynotcrazy | Shane Hollander: doesn’t drop gloves, doesn’t have a broken nose. The evidence is right there people #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{7:44PM • January 23, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | @RealScottHunter’s on a roll with two Stanley Cups to his name. Is it his year to add #2019NHLSexiestPlayer? https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player

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^{10:01AM • January 24, 2019}

@typingisbetterthantalking | no #TeamShane

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^{10:11AM • January 24, 2019}

@alicali | LOL #TeamRozanov

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^{10:13AM • January 24, 2019}

@astronaut100 | bahahahahahaha #TeamJosh

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^{10:14AM • January 24, 2019}

@ghostoftinkerbell | I saw @JoshCJackals in baggage claim. Greatest day of my life #TeamJosh

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^{11:13AM • January 24, 2019}

@a1memer | #TeamJosh is coming for Rozanov’s speed record at All-Stars this year, just you wait and see #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{11:47AM • January 24, 2019}

@apricotofdoom | Uh-oh! Someone unearthed #JoshCrawford’s deleted tweets … and they’re not pretty

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^{12:30PM • January 24, 2019}

@nietzschessocks | “Just pranked my homie by buying him an hour with a Thai Ladyboy loooool happy stag week Matty” ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww 🤢 #FuckJoshCrawford

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^{12:33PM • January 24, 2019}

@mozzarellagirl | “Hey Michelle Obama, it's not that hard. Prison time for parents of fat kids. Obesity crisis: solved” oh my GOD #FuckJoshCrawford doesn’t even BEGIN to cover it, this guy needs to take a trip to Mordor

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^{12:38PM • January 24, 2019}

@toomanyquestions | The @JoshCJackals tweet about monkeys is so horrifically racist not even gonna quote it. Anyone else shredding their jerseys this weekend? #FuckJoshCrawford

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^{12:45PM • January 24, 2019}

@battlecatgalactica | Never been a better time to be a fan of the magnificently unproblematic #ShaneHollander #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{12:51PM • January 24, 2019}

@overtheocean | @ShaneHollander would NEVER #FuckJoshCrawford #TeamShane

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^{1:11PM • January 24, 2019}

@kingcelia | You know what’s sexy? Being a lovely polite Canadian boy … with pecs of steel #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{1:58PM • January 24, 2019}

@cocopoops | All #ShaneHollander needs to do is trip @JoshCJackals at All-Stars and I think he’d have enough popularity to become King of Canada #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #FuckJoshCrawford

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^{3:37PM • January 24, 2019}

@libranenergy | All together now people: thank you @81lyaRozanov for breaking #FuckJoshCrawford’s nose #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{4:45PM • January 24, 2019}

@sa11y | Does #RaRaRozanov have foresight or what?? Hot #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{6:18PM • January 24, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Get voting for your favs at https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player! Is it @81lyaRozanov’s year to shine? #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:01AM • January 25, 2019}

@slowsloth | The things I would do to #IlyaRozanov are illegal in many countries #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:14AM • January 25, 2019}

@mulberrrrrry | Me: rewatching the Rozanov/Crawford fight, hoping this time #TeamRozanov will hit him HARDER #FuckJoshCrawford #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:16AM • January 25, 2019}

@richinpersonality | In the least stalker-ish way possible: anyone know which flight Ilya is taking into LA? #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamRozanov #NHLAllStars

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^{10:41AM • January 25, 2019}

@nibblenibble | Just spotted @ShaneHollander at LAX in sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt and I am NOT OKAY #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamShane

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^{11:05AM • January 25, 2019}

@comtemplativedaze | #NHLAllStars could not have come at a better time cause it’s the only game where #ShaneHollander smiles and it’s the hottest fucking thing I swear to Jesus #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{12:50PM • January 25, 2019}

@meesenotmoose | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{2:48PM • January 25, 2019}

@uhuhuhhhh | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{2:49PM • January 25, 2019}

@justapineapple | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{2:50PM • January 25, 2019}

@martialbobby | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{2:51PM • January 25, 2019}

@JoshCJackals ✔️ | I am very sorry for all the offense and pain I have caused. I’ve been very ignorant in the past, and I am making changes to do and be better. I won’t be attending #NHLAllStars this weekend in order not to distract from the game, and to reflect on the ways I need to be a better man.

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^{4:02PM • January 25, 2019}

@peasontoast | Look dude, if your crisis PR took 28 hours to come up with this, that’s the first thing you need to change

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^{4:05PM • January 25, 2019}

@jamiexcx | Siri, write me an apology without mentioning anything specific at all #FuckJoshCrawford

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^{4:08PM • January 25, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Is your #2019NHLSexiestPlayer at #NHLAllStars this weekend? Don’t forget to vote at https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player

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^{10:01AM • January 26, 2019}

@bruisedmango | #NHLAllStars should really consider making the skills contest shirtless. Just saying #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamShane

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^{10:42AM • January 26, 2019}

@survivalistinthecity | So today I learn someone’s been sitting on the @shanehollandersfreckles account for seven years and I respect the dedication too much to even be mad about it #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{11:26AM • January 26, 2019}

@illegalburn | TELL ME SOMEONE GOT A SCREENSHOT OF HIM GRINNING WITH THE FRECKLES AND THE TEETH OMG #ShaneHollander #TeamShane

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^{1:45PM • January 26, 2019}

@livinginikea | Every time I watch #NHLAllStars I gather more evidence that #RaRaRozanov is just a big puppy dog who happens to think pretending to fight is really fun #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{2:09PM • January 26, 2019}

@atlanticunicorn | It should be classified as a crime to put a helmet on @81lyaRozanov. Hat hair on those curls? 25 to life #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{3:13PM • January 26, 2019}

@legitposting | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{4:12PM • January 26, 2019}

@nobite104 | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{4:13PM • January 26, 2019}

@dryafinarizona | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{4:14PM • January 26, 2019}

@thriftystorey | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{4:15PM • January 26, 2019}

@lizardwithglasses | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{4:16PM • January 26, 2019}

@bearquads | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{4:17PM • January 26, 2019}

@peacheykeen | @botdetective these tweets are EVERYWHERE. Got time to investigate 🕵️‍♀️?

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^{4:52PM • January 26, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Just three days left to vote for #2019NHLSexiestPlayer! https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player. Make sure you catch the #NHLAllStars games today on ESPN

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^{10:01AM • January 27, 2019}

@chittychittybuttbutt | I think whoever wins the most face-offs today should automatically get #2019NHLSexiestPlayer. It’s what @ShaneHollander would want #TeamShane

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^{11:41AM • January 27, 2019}

@priestindrag | Everyone skating like it’s beer league … except #ShaneHollander who has no off switch #TeamShane

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^{1:42PM • January 27, 2019}

@herroyalsadness | @ShaneHollander celly with @RealScottHunter it’s like my secret fantasies have come to life 😭 #TeamShane #TeamHunter #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{2:02PM • January 27, 2019}

@imissmsn | @81lyaRozanov glaring daggers at @RealScottHunter … and I’m INTO it #TeamRozanov #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{2:04PM • January 27, 2019}

@streetleading | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{2:58PM • January 27, 2019}

@botdetective ✔️ | @peacheykeen 👀👀👀

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^{3:03PM • January 27, 2019}

@arenarina | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{2:59PM • January 27, 2019}

@stepfordworkwife | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{3:00PM • January 27, 2019}

@wrench99 | #ShaneHollander isn’t just the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer he’s the sexiest man EVER #TeamShane

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^{3:01PM • January 27, 2019}

@proseccofizz | That #RaRaRozanov smirk has killed me dead #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{3:34PM • January 27, 2019}

@shanehollandersfreckles | Stop looking at his freckles, they belong to me

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^{5:15PM • January 27, 2019}

@aliensonearth | I’m sorry, seven years of silence and now …

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^{5:24PM • January 27, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Not too late to have your say for #2019NHLSexiestPlayer! https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player. TWO 👏 MORE 👏 DAYS

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^{10:01AM • January 28, 2019}

@botdetective ✔️ | Hey @espn 👋 I think you’ve got a big problem with this poll being botted. I’ve posted a write-up on my blog, and am happy to consult if you wanna talk further https://bot.detective/espn-sexiest-player #BotDetective

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^{10:24AM • January 28, 2019}

@vidyagames | Tell me you’ve seen that photo of #ShaneHollander doing yoga by the hotel pool and you aren’t #TeamShane. I’ll wait #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{12:04PM • January 28, 2019}

@mostlymarshmallow | #TeamShane has stamina like the man himself #bywhichimeanicetime #whatwereYOUthinking #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{12:54PM • January 28, 2019}

@zlazlazlatan | Fainted like a Austen woman at that gif of @81lyarozanov swapping shirts with Hollander. We do not talk enough about SHOULDERS amirite #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #TeamRozanov

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^{2:15PM • January 28, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Heads up! We’ve received legitimate reports of the #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll being spammed by bots. It’s temporarily offline while we investigate …

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^{2:24PM • January 28, 2019}

@storagequeen | Finalllllly enough of the #TeamShane botting

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^{2:27PM • January 28, 2019}

My Jane

28 Jan 2019 at 3:14PM

Ilya

Moy pomidor, I miss you already

My Jane

Miss you too

Ilya

I love you to the moon

My Jane

I love you too

Ilya

Forever and ever, yes?

My Jane

Yes, of course

Ilya

So

I have small confession to make

My Jane

Why do I feel like this is going to be bad?

Ilya

Maybe medium sized confession

But no problem, because you will love me forever and ever

My Jane

Ilya

Ilya

Yes, my darling angel?

My Jane

The more cute you are, the worse you’re making this sound

Ilya

Okay so

I love you

And I think you are most sexiest man in the world

And I do not like worrying that internet might disagree

My Jane

Ilya

It’s a stupid Twitter poll

Ilya

No no, is very important to me

Must have factually correct outcome

So …

Maybe I pay for small bot farm?

DO NOT FORGET YOU PROMISED TO LOVE ME FOREVER

@ShaneHollander ✔️ | One of my most devoted fans has confessed to organizing a coordinated manipulation of the @espn #2019NHLSexiestPlayer poll. On their behalf, I apologize profusely. I assure you, I had no idea that this was happening until they messaged me. I’ve instructed them to contact @espn and provide any assistance they can in helping to reverse the damage.

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^{8:25AM • January 29, 2019}

@goblintruther | Can we talk about how this conversation is happening on Shane’s phone? This insane rando has his NUMBER???

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^{8:36AM • January 29, 2019}

@justalittlecrooked | I love a woman but … is this potentially his mom?

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^{9:04AM • January 29, 2019}

@maizeymaize | Never beating the tiger mom allegations

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^{9:24AM • January 29, 2019}

@aprildismay | Don’t be racist on main you weirdo

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^{9:26AM • January 29, 2019}

@tiptopcylinder | I’m sorry but this is just making me thirst even harder #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{10:41AM • January 29, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | Aaaaaand we’re back! Polls are open for the LAST DAY #2019NHLSexiestPlayer! https://espn.com/nhl/2019-sexiest-player while we clear out the bot votes 🧹

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^{11:01AM • January 29, 2019}

@erino24 | Me, a diehard Rozanov girl, reading BOSSY HOLLANDER: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{11:31AM • January 29, 2019}

@huntergathering | Okay #TeamShane I see it now

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^{11:58AM • January 29, 2019}

@intthekeyofh | I would be soooooooooo bad if it made @ShaneHollander talk to me like that #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{12:34PM • January 29, 2019}

@ibringthebeat | I’m sorry, can we talk about how much it would cost to organize this??? @botdetective estimated $20-100k. On a Sexiest Player Poll. This person needs HELP and LESS disposable income #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{12:50PM • January 29, 2019}

@shyleo | #TeamShane I’m a bad bad girl #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{1:24PM • January 29, 2019}

@dothrakistorm | Shane: you can say one word. Me: (lost the ability to speak) #2019NHLSexiestPlayer #ShaneHollander

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^{2:02PM • January 29, 2019}

@datemedaddy | Well I thought @ShaneHollander couldn’t be hotter and I’m not afraid to admit I was wrong #TeamShane #ShaneHollander

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^{2:46PM • January 29, 2019}

@giddygirlz | Cool cool cool, hands up if you learned a new kink about yourself today ✋ #TeamShane #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{4:17PM • January 29, 2019}

@sleepylabrador | I haven’t learned my lesson yet #TeamShane, say it again with your thighs around my neck #2019NHLSexiestPlayer

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^{4:45PM • January 29, 2019}

@espn ✔️ | We’ve checked, we’ve double checked, we’ve counted forwards and backwards, we’ve cleared out any suss votes and still … your #2019NHLSexiestPlayer is @ShaneHollander! #three-peat #three-peat #three-peat

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^{10:01AM • January 30, 2019}

@shanehollandersfreckles | His freckles are MINE

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^{10:06AM • January 30, 2019}

My Jane

30 Jan 2019 at 10:08PM

Ilya

I loooooooove yooooooou

My Jane

I’m not done being mad yet

Ilya

You looooooooove meeeeeeee

My Jane

Was it you who found the deleted Crawford tweets?

Ilya

... maybe?

My Jane

And is this stupid poll why you punched him?

Ilya

I was defending your honor

My Jane

You're lucky you're cute.