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"Yo flame!!" He was waving, grinning all happy and shit "Yeah bro?" Flame responded, running over to Lomedy "what's up yo" Flame is flaming typeshit "you wanna go to the farmers market bro" Lomedy grabbed a horse out of nowhere because like... He's a farmer and he can summon horses. (Mom said so✌)"sure bro, what do you needa buy" Flame is asking bc like he's curious "uhh.. Wait.. Lemme check." Lomedy grabs a piece of paper underneath his HUGE hat and squints at it "uhh....... So we need.. 67 Apples, 1 pound of wheat, water..?, a single piece of corn, and a drop of pigs blood" Lomedy was also putting this in visuals using charades for NO reason while saying this btw. "What? Bro like why the HELL would we need this bro" Flame was VERY concerned on what this 'piece of paper' held but he paid no mind and like.. Idk nodded reluctantly. "But I mean.. sure bro.. sure.." and uh they rode on the horse to the farmers market..
A while later, they finally arrive after Lomedy kept singing American idiot the entire way (PLEASE and I mean PLEASE listen to American idiot by green day it's so peak) and Flame complaining that he was too 'loud' or whatever.. Loser... /j
"So bro, speaking of ur grocery list.. Where are we gonna get a drop of pigs blood anyway? And the single piece of corn. Who is selling that?!?!?" Flame over reacted bc he's lwk chalant and NOT nonchalant.. "The drop of pigs blood?? Uhh.. WE yes WE will kill a pig and get a drop of it. Okay bro?" Lomedy explained, walking over to one of the stands to buy apples "sure bro okay." Flame dismissed, following Lomedy while eyeing an overly way too huge red cotton candy. "Oh and uh, the single piece of corn? We should js.. Snatch it from the cob. I'm sure no one would mind!" Lomedy smirked durr style and bought his 67 apples.
They went to the next booth, Lomedy was bargaining the 1 pound of wheat because he wanted it cheaper. "Are you SERIOUS?! 5 FUCKING DOLLARS?!!!?!!!!!!!?!???? THAT IS WAYYY TOO EXPENSIVE!!" Lomedy pointed an annoyed finger at the seller, which was arguing back "it's a decent price!!" Or whatever the fuck he was talkin about.. Btw I searched up the average price for it and it's lwk cheap so yea..
After 30 MINUTES. Of pure arguing they finally agreed with the price of $3.01 that Lomedy stubbornly agreed to! Hooray! Anyways, Flame started tugging at Lomedys shirt "like bro, see that bro?" And pointed at the overly way too huge red cotton candy before looking back at Lomedy with puppy eyes "PLEASE BRO I NEED THIS...." Lomedy stared at Flame, then at the overly way too huge red cotton candy, scratching his head and nodded hesitantly "sure bro..." And geniunely NOT EVEN LYING Flame literally exploded in fire out of happiness. "YESS!! THANK YOU BRO!!!!" Lomedy coughed, patting his head just incase it caught on fire and slapped Flame in the back "ow! What the helly bro??" Flame rubbed his back, scowling at how hard Lomedy hit "you almost caught me on FIRE." Lomedy scolded.
Uh a few minutes of scolding goes and Flame was geniunely crossing his arms and looking down like a stubborn ass kid "so DONT try that again, okay bro?? Or I will lowkirkenuinely train you in a jungle and leave behind a sign saying lost cause and ABANDONING YOU." Lomedy threatened and dragged his ass to the cotton candy booth
"ACHOO!" Wemmbu sneezed, "yo, you good bro?" Eggchan asked "yeah, prolly just some dust.." Haha.
Flame stood in front of the booth, looking back at Lomedy who was staring at him expectantly to say what he wanted with the clear look of 'if you don't order, we are LEAVING this booth and going to get the rest of the stuff.' Flame stared at the vendor who was looking at him with his brow raised "sooo... What do u want?" The vendor said type shit.... "Uhhh.... Like bro like bro bro like, the bro like bro bro like bro" yeah, idk what's going on in his head sometimes... "He wants the overly way too huge red one." Lomedy answered for him, making Flame smile happily.
Lomedy had to pay bc Flame wasn't carrying any money except for his PvP shit and he wanted to geniunely rob the poor guy jst to get his cotton candy for FREE.. "Thank you bro!" Lomedy thanked the vendor and handed the overly way too huge red cotton candy to him. Flame eagerly ate it while following Lomedy "this is the last one on the list before we actually have to steal the piece of corn, and the drop of pigs blood. Got it?" Flame just nodded dismissively "yeah yeah, got it bro" bro did NOT hear that✌
"Sooo.. What are we missing again?" Flame asked cautiously, eating his overly way too huge red cotton candy. "Didn't I already— you know what, Whatever. Just follow me, okay?" Flame just nodded, following him
"Soo.. I need YOU to steal the singular piece of corn and come back to me, okay?" Lomedy told him, pointing towards a corn stall "well how the hell am I supposed to do that with this overly way too huge red cotton camdy??" I NEED TO STOP SAYING TAHT.... But anyway, Lomedy rolled his eyes, grabbing his overly way too huge red cotton candy and pushed him towards the stall "go get it!" Lomedy urged because he needed to get the drop of pigs blood soon "okay okay! I'll go get it...." He grumbled, sneaking over to the stall very quietly.... Before a HUGE sneeze escapes his mouth and the vendor looks over to see...
FLAME STEALING?!?!?!!!?! getting caught in the act is crazy... "HEY! what the HELL do you think you are doing?!?!?" The vendor pointed a finger at Flame "wha-! Bro, I'm not stealing!" Flame defended, standing up and patting the dirt off his knees "I didn't accuse you of stealing— HEY! I see that singular piece! You gonna pay or what?!" The vendor was very naggy and ain't no way in HELL is Flame gonna pay for a single piece of corn...
"LOMEDY, RUN!! WE GOTTA GO BRO" Flame shouted, running towards Lomedy and picking him up, putting him on his shoulder "BRO?! ain't no way you got caught, you chungus bro!" Lomedy laughed at him "but you know dude, we still need the drop of pigs blood.." Lomedy reminded him but he was too busy running "yeah yeah bro, I know but I'm TOO busy getting chased??" Lomedy looked behind them to see a crowd of people running after them with the corn vendor as the leader "yeah you right.. Go faster!" Lomedy patted Flames back like a horse.. But he's technically a Phoenix.. 🤔🤔
"Oh yeah? Watch this bro!" Flame turns into a Phoenix (Phoenixs are actually so cool bro) and they lwk fly away.. Also no need to worry about the overly way too big red cotton candy cuz it's still there..
They fly back to base and completely forget about the pigs blood until the next day...
Hooray!