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Summary:

Daquavis visits the dteam house to prepare his 100 grand manhunt with Dream.

Instead he delays the recording by a few days because of sapnap,

Notes:

hi uhm this is GENUINELY my first fic, this is about sapquavis (niche ship i know)

this fic mentions dirty names (ex: whore, slut, cunt) but its pronounced playfully and not sexual nor hurting at the same time

+ English isnt my first language so BIG apologies if i make any mistakes or whatever

 

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Daquavis was on his way to the Dream team house, he was texting Dream about how he's gonna fry his ass up and win that hundred grand, His uber driver dropped him off outside the gates to Dreams house.

' ur actually cooked dude ru sure u wanna do this manhunt w/me? ;)'

 

'yeah I don't see why not, n dont get to confident m8.'

 

'im almost here literally be prepared to get ur ass fried man'

 

Daquavis turned off his phone as he looked at the tall black gates that protected dreams house.

 

Daquavis waited for a second, before texting Dream about opening up the gates for him or else he'll just break in, Dream sent sapnap out to open the gates for Daquavis, who was waiting patiently on the other side with a duffle bag and a normal backpack.

 

"Dream sent me out to open the gates for you, Sorry he's been Speedrunning Minecraft for awhile now in his office.. Come in."Sapnap greeted, as he opened the gates for Daquavis, gesturing him to come in, his hair was extremely messy and he had a ring of sweat covering the collar of his shirt, looking very much like a drunk dude who just puked all over the floors this morning.

 

Daquavis blushed softly at sapnaps raspy and rough morning voice."You sound terrible bro." he teased, sapnap just scoffed as he closed the gates once daquavis stepped into the front yard.

 

that was sweet of him.

 

Daquavis knew he shouldn't be acting like this, especially when he was just greeted by sapnap a minute ago, He's seen thirst traps of him on tiktok and thought they were pretty attractive, But he never expected sapnap to look ACTUALLY attractive in real life too.

 

Sapnap led daquavis to the main entrance of the house, opening the doors for him, "It's kinda dark here honestly, George is still asleep, and Dream has been Speedrunning for 6 hours straight." he stated tiredly, giving daquavis a soft yawn that made him giggle.

 

"Come upstairs, I'll show you the guest room." sapnap instructed, "Wow.. Sapnap- bro, your finally confident enough to boss me around now huh?" Daquavis teased, as he quickly straightens his back and follows sapnap along the stairs and towards the guest room.

 

Sapnap opened the door that led into the guest room, when daquavis took one peek at it, he was immediately dissatisfied.

 

it was pretty much plain and boring, the only source of decoration inside this room was just a small potted plastic plant on the bedside drawer, and the smell of those tide pots but they made the smell stale.

 

"..You expect me to sleep here for the week man?" Daquavis suddenly asked, sapnap raised an eyebrow, as if he didn't know that daquavis had standards for a guest room.

 

"Well yeah obviously, there's no more room left in here, unless you wanna sleep on the couch and get scoliosis in one night or whatever." sapnap explained, sounding deadpanned and blunt as ever. he heard a quiet 'dude' under daquavises breath.

 

"Do you- do you like, have anymore rooms man? i can't sleep in this plain room, it's too boring, I'll probably go insane in one night JUST because this room looks.. disappointing." Daquavis asked, he sounded annoyed yet nervous at the same time, this was his first stay in the dream team house, and hes already fussing about a plain guest room for nothing.

 

"We don't have anymore rooms man, I'm telling you, the guest room is all we have i-"

"What if i just sleep in your room?

 

he froze for a second, sapnap slowly relaxes his mouth and stares at daquavis for a good moment.

 

"Hello?, earth to sapnap? what a dumbass bro.." daquavis mumbled under his breath, as he waved his hands infront of sapnaps face.

 

"huh?- wha- oh uhm, y-yeah i guess you could stay in my room for a bit man, but my room isn't exactly the decorated one too, you know." sapnap stated , as he led daquavis towards his bedroom.

 

Sapnaps bedroom was similar to the guest room, except sapnap had a TV, some anime posters on his wall and also wall art that he bought off of some random booty during an anime festival or.. something.

 

his room reeked of axe body spray and sweat, the bed was unkept and messy, a few pillows have dropped onto the ground besides sapnaps bed, A silent thought that sapnap might be quite the wiggler during sleep.

 

"This is my room, i guess." sapnap muttered calmly, as he helped daquavis put down his bags. Daquavis silently thanked sapnap under his breath,

 

"This shit looks boring as hell." daquavis giggles under his breath, he walked around sapnaps room for only 2 minutes, before he took his shoes off, tossing them aside near the entrance to sapnaps room 

 

"You don't mind if i just .. get in bed right, bro?" daquavis asked, having this little smug smirk in his face , expecting sapnap to either push him off the bed, or just stare at him or something.

 

"..I guess bro, JUST don't- like, make anything dirty in here or whatever." sapnap grumbles softly, as they both stayed silent for a good moment before sapnap decides he suddenly wants to get in bed with Daquavis.

 

"Move over." sapnap muttered, as he pushed daquavis aside from the bed, taking up most of the space on his own bed. "Woah- dude.." daquavis breathed softly, he was met with sapnaps back faced against him.

 

daquavis can just smell the morning sweat from sapnaps back, was he disgusted? yeah obviously, but will he move away? absolutely not. "Sap-bro, your taking up half of the space man.." Daquavis mumbled , and sapnap just lets out an annoyed grunt "This is my room dumbass." he stated tiredly

 

"Yeah but.. we're sharing, and when we share beds were supposed to like.. uh, I don't know, make space for the other?" Daquavis explained in this nervous yet confident voice.

 

"Just go sleep in the guest room if you want space in your bed so badly.." sapnap grumbled, he rolls over on the bed to face daquavis, surprised to see him with a red face and this really nervous look. "no-i okay, fine I'll stop complaining.." daquavis mumbled

 

"Thats what daddy thought." Sapnap snickers as daquavis scoffed at him, before letting out a soft giggle under his breath "your so dumb.."