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The smartest members formed a group. They were all strong as well, except Ranpo, though he was the smartest out of the three he would be able to get out of the situation if he was in danger, though if he couldn't Dazai or fyodor would go save him. This team was unstoppable from the looks of it. Sure, they have different goals, but in the end they were all in it for one thing. The book.
As soon as the other Organization's heard of this match up they all started to go into a panic. They would usually panic a little because of Fyodor's efforts, actions and in general how he thinks. But, to think the demon prodigy Dazai Osamu, Demon Fyodor and Ranpo which was recognized as the greatest detective of all times teamed up was absolutely terrifying to imagine especially if they were going against you. Though, that nightmare quickly came to life one month ago, when they met up by accident at the exact place the book was said to be, but instead of the book being found it was a mistake encounter that would probably make history.
They didn't really have a headquarters, because if they did it would probably get invaded. They just moved around Yokohama like it was somewhere to sight see.
"Ranpo keep moving they're gonna find us at the pace you're going." Dazai says turning towards Ranpo.
"Dude shut up we've been moving around all day everyday!." Ranpo says as he bends over to let out a load sigh.
"I agree with Ranpo on this one, we should probably make a headquarters deep in the forest somewhere. I think it would be fun" Fyodor smiles at Dazai.
"Shut up demon Fyodor, but fine lets do it, I'm tired of walking anyway! I wanna slack somewhere."
As they walked around the forest they found an abandoned hospital not too far from where they were walking. It was quite creepy which Fyodor liked quite a lot.
"I think this would be a perfect hiding place." Fyodor teased knowing it kind of creepy.
"THIS SHIT GIVES ME THE CHILLS!! HELL NOO" Dazai says backing away.
"It looks haunted, nothin we can't fix. I guess." Ranpo says lingering behind Dazai.
After exploring it a bit they decided they could live in it since it didn’t have any graffiti and to mention creepy!
They only cleaned out the top floor and none of the other floors just in case a member of one of the organizations happened to stubble upon the hospital and if they'd search it a bit all they'd find were some old traps (set by Ranpo to scare them) and spider webs and some bugs. After a while they made the top floor comfy and made the windows tainted.
"Ranpo I know where you hide your snacks~" Dazai says slowly moving towards the spot.
"Don't you DARE-"
"Oh look its our first guest." Fyodor cuts off Ranpo to inform them they have their first contestant that just walked in to withstand their haunted hospital. Luckily two days ago they knocked down the stairway leading up the last floor which was the floor they were on. So the only way up was a ladder that they usually pull up after going in. Then they'd have to open a painted trap door that is painted to blend into the ceiling, and the trap door opens to only ONE certain design of key otherwise you couldn't get in. They made that whole floor reinforced with anti-ability which was Dazai's no longer human ability.
"Oh Dazai how I love your ability! I'm so glad we're working together dear." Fyodor complements as Dazai was trying to use his ability to block other abilities out from breaking in.
"Watch your mouth you demon, I don't like you and never will we are just partners in this group so don't test your luck." Dazai says clearly annoyed.
"Of course dear, I know that I'm just glad to be working with your beautiful ability angel."
Dazai was so over those 'pet names' but didn't really care much as long as it's not hurting him. Ranpo was just watching in the sidelines as Fyodor and Dazai did almost all the physical work which none of them minded.
From the cornor of Ranpo's eye he saw their fellow guest running out.
"Oh look at that they left as soon as they came in." Ranpo's words were muffled because of the lolipop in his mouth, though it was clear of what he said.
"Ah so our old ass traps actually worked and scared them off?" Dazai said surprised.
"What a pity our first player has left the game, and here I thought they'd last longer." Fyodor sighed.
"Who cares honestly, I'm thinking we should cause a commotion because it would be fun to be talked about." Dazai says laying back on the floor with his arms spread out. He did miss being mischievous time to time during the port mafia so he thought it might be a great idea to do it again just for his own ego.
"So you're bored too huh? Lets do it I guess." Ranpo opens his eyes.
"Hmm? So where would we cause commotion exactly?" Fyodor exclaimed looking down at Dazai on the floor.
"Hah. I have an Idea, lets sneak into the port mafia and mess up the files or steal some important ones. I know that place like the back of my hand it would be easy to navigate."
"Seems simple but effective." Fyodor says putting his hand on his cheek.
"I've seen the Port Mafia before and I know what it looks like inside when accidently going into the camera in the mafia." Ranpo says eating jolly-ranchers like it was apple slices.
"How the ever living fuck do you 'accidently' go into the Port Mafias cameras?" Dazai face palms his hand as he slowly sits up.
"I have my ways Dazai, don't question me." Ranpo crosses his arms.
"Are we going or not?" Fyodor says putting his hands behind his back.
They snuck into the Port Mafia in the middle of the fucking day for more dramatic effect, but as soon as a guard spotted them Fyodor quickly put his hand on his shoulder.
"Oof, I'd hate to die like that." Dazai playfully makes a scared face.
"Yeah, yeah wanna leave him out in the open or..??" Ranpo questions
"I brought sticky notes just for this exact moment!!" Dazai pulls out a buddle of stick notes and a pen then writes '3 smarties doing! >.0'
"Really?" Fyodor crosses his arms.
"It was very necessary thank you very much!" Dazai whines as he stands up quickly.
They kept moving down the hallway eventually splitting up as soon as they saw an executive because they all internally thought It would be easier to avoid executives then fighting them, which was common sense. Though Ranpo did go with Dazai because Ranpo did not trust Fyodor that much.
They were heading towards the Port Mafia bosses office were they could probably get their hands on more clues on the book. They quietly entered the office seeing no one there. It felt off they both didn't like the feeling they were getting. It was like they were about to get ambushed. Of course trust your gut was the best option, but they went all this way for nothing? That would be a waste.
They looked behind them immediately after entering seeing two guards of course. Easy to take out.
"DON'T STRUGGLE OR FIGHT IT WILL ONLY MAKE THIS HARDER!" One of the guards yells.
The second one adds on "DON'T MOVE! WE ALREADY CALLED INFORCEMENTS!"
"Aw, but we just got started?" Dazai teases before pulling out a gun then shot them both dead without hesitation. Blood seeping out of their skulls a toe curling sight. Though, Dazai smiled at the sight, a terrifying smile it was just like what he's done when he was younger, he liked the look of what he's done how horrific. Oh boy.