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wanna fuck?

Summary:

wherein it's 2026, they're all bored and looking for some fun. a story told through grindr text messages.
each chapter will be a different pairing/interaction. no endgame.

Lestat: Looking for some fun?
Louis: no
Lestat: Check out my photo album 😏😏😏
Louis: what you on?
Lestat: Sorry? 🤔
Louis: never mind

Notes:

hey....long time no see ***ducks under thrown tomatoes***
proof of life chat fic. sorry i've been gone so long (the brain worms got to me).
if you're confused on who i am: i changed my username (joyfullybroke ---> eldritchdyke).
i wanted to break my hiatus with something silly :3

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This fic is dedicated to tee, gg, faith, and ellie <333 love yall, thanks for the constant encouragement

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Chapter 1: Loustat

Notes:

Lestat is Blue,
Louis is Orange

Chapter Text

Lestat
2.1 miles away

Today
Lestat: Looking for some fun?
7:48 PM
Louis: no
7:49 PM
Lestat: Check out my photo album 😏😏😏
7:50 PM
Louis: what you on?
9:45 PM
Lestat: Sorry? 🤔
9:46 PM
Louis: never mind
10:04 PM
Lestat: I would like to be...on YOU....if you would be amenable 😘😘😘
10:05 PM
Louis: what you on means what do you want to do...how old are you?
11:01 PM
Lestat: Old enough 😝😝😝
11:02 PM
Lestat: I am 32 🙂
11:31 PM
Louis: huh. im 29. you text like an old man
11:41 PM
Lestat: 😥😥😥
Lestat: Hopefully I am not too boring...
11:42 PM
Louis: you're cute
11:45 PM
Lestat: 🥹🥹Omg 🥹🥹
Lestat: Thank you❤️❤️❤️ You are very cute too....
11:46 PM
Louis: calm down
11:48 PM
Lestat: In person I am much more normal...🫣🫣🫣
11:49 PM
Louis: i have a hard time believing that
11:54 PM
Lestat: You will have to find out for yourself
Lestat: I have heard only good reviews...😎😎😎
11:55 PM
Louis: like what?
11:57 PM
Lestat: Examples include:
Lestat:"I love your cock"
Lestat: "You suck dick sooo good"
Lestat: "Your piercing is very sexy"
Lestat:"Can I see you again? I had a great time!"
11:59 PM
Louis: LMAO
Louis: i bet
Louis: wait you have a piercing? your photo album didn't show that...
12:02 AM
Lestat: That piercing is private. I can show it to you tonight, if you wish 😏😏😏
12:04 AM
Louis: we'll see
12:06 AM
Lestat: So I have a chance???? 😆😆😆
Lestat: I can host!
Lestat: Do you like dogs? Are you allergic?
12:08AM
Louis: im not that bored
Louis: yet
Louis: and no im not allergic to dogs
12:12 AM
Lestat: You texted me at 12:12 am...that is a sign that we are in alignment!!!
12:13AM
Louis: ....
Louis: you're lucky you're hot
12:15 AM
Lestat: I want to have sex with you🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
12:16AM
Louis: i know. hmu later. maybe you'll get lucky then
Louis: good night, old man
Louis: 😉
12:18 AM
Lestat: Good night...😊❤️
12:19 AM