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“Who the fuck in the world would ship Shane and Hayden?!” -Ilya Rozanov

Summary:

Ilya’s scrolling through his phone cause Shane has a game so they can’t be together when a post catches his eyes.

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Ilya scrolls on posts that ships Shane and Hayden. Obviously Ilya gets jealous

Notes:

Hello readers, this is my first hollanov fanfic I’ve ever written in my life and it was from like February so I hope it is okay and I will try to write more chapters soon. English is not my first language so please forgive me for any mistakes. For now just get a ginger ale from the fridge settle yourself down with a blanket over yourself and start reading…

Chapter 1: What the fuck

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Just like a normal day Ilya’s scrolling on his phone again. “I’m so bored”, he thought, “Shane’s having a fxxxing game tomorrow and won’t come today.” Just as he was thinking about this, he scrolled on a post that caught his attention.

 

DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS!!!

That’s called true love!!!!

[png. Shane and Hayden]

#gay #shanehollander #shane #ship #hayden #shayden #sweet

24 minutes ago

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Comments⬇️:

@hayne

Wait guys they actually really match😱

27 minutes ago Reply

➡️@master

      Ikr like it’s insane

 

➡️@shaneh

      I mean… can we ship😳

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@hockeylover

Aahhhhhh wait we should actually ship🥸

12 minutes ago Reply

➡️@miyading13

       Like seriously we should

 

➡️ ➡️@hockeylover

            Wait what should we name it I saw some names about Shayden or hayne

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“What the hell!” Ilya yelled out loud. He never even thought about anything like this could ever happen. I mean Shane had always been such an idiot in romance. But Ilya’s not just gonna sit there and watch his boyfriend getting shipped with some other random guy.

 

Comments⬇️:

@hayne

Wait guys they actually really match😱.   🖤7819

27 minutes ago Reply

➡️@master

      Ikr like it’s insane.                                    🖤5492

 

➡️@shaneh

      I mean… can we ship😳.                        🖤1728

 

➡️➡️@user12754893

           No! They don’t even match I mean look at them they’re so pure friendship.                  🖤2

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@hockeylover

Aahhhhhh wait we should actually ship🥸🖤9261

12 minutes ago Reply

➡️@miyading13

       Like seriously we should.                       🖤8251

 

➡️➡️@user12754893

           No you shouldn’t                                 🖤1

 

➡️ ➡️@hockeylover

            Wait what should we name it I saw some names about Shayden or hayne.                  🖤3819

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Ilya stares at the post as the likes, views, comments, and repost went up like a rocket ship. “Ahhhh what else can I do” then this idea popped up. Ilya quickly creates a secret account and started posting bad post about Hayden and saying Hayden and Shane don’t match at all.

 

WHAT IS HAYDEN DOING!!!

[png. Ugly picture of Hayden]

#hayden #hockey #antiship #shane #shanehollander #gay

1 minute ago

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WHY WOULD ANYBODY EVER SHIP THEM!!!

[png. Hayden and Shane having a conflict]

#hayden #hockey #antiship #shane #shanehollander #gay

1 minute ago

🖤4 🔁 4 💬1

Notes:

So yeah that’s the first chapter there’s more coming I promise. Plz comment your suggestions or thoughts on this. Comments and kudos are welcomed and appreciated 🥰

 

I think the formatting got changed a bit since I wrote in the notes app and copy and pasted it I hope it still looks okay