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The noise of discussion filled the room. Alfred was whining about his president, Russia and Ukraine were talking about the current war between their countries, and the others were talking about some problems going on in Europe and Asia. Francis was cross-legged on his chair, smirking at an irritated England.
“Hon hon hon! You get very irritated so easily, England.”
Arthur scoffed, his hand on his hip.
“I’m only this irritated because of you, frog!”
Francis gasped, offended by the name. He straightened his back, arms away from his lap now.
“Shut it black sheep of Europe!”
“You know I hate that name! Damn you!”
The two nations tackled each other, which was not left unnoticed by Germany. Ludwig raised his fist and slammed it on the table, making the room quiet quickly.
“Sei ruhig! Sei ruhig! All of you! We are having a meeting, not a party! We are clearly having a world meeting, but some people in this room aren’t taking it seriously!”
Russia smiled, amused by the arguing in the room.
Francis and Arthur glared at each other, both pairs of hands in fists. After a few minutes, the room finally became normal again. However, France still wanted to get revenge on England for “ruining his perfect face.” So, he made a plan on scaring the British man.
A low moan left his lips, rubbing the back of his neck. The other countries stared at France.
“Why are you moaning you pervert?”
France sighed dramatically, sinking deeper into his chair like it was a couch.
“Oh!~ The back of my delicate neck is so sore!~”
He gently held his head under his palms, and ripped his head off. Some countries stared at him in shock, some screamed, and very few countries looked at him dead panned. France had to hold in a chuckle from the way England was looking at him. The man genuinely was in shock, watching the French cross his legs once more.
“What the hell! How can you-”
“The guillotine, mon amour~”
France interrupted with a smirk, his hand on his chin.
England flushed, looking at Francis with his green eyes. Quickly, England snapped out of it and frowned.
“That’s so stupid.”
“You look stupid looking at me like that~”
“Shut up, frog.”